You Create The Caption #65

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

A ton of great ones today....

"You want an Eagles Super Bowl victory? What do I look like kid, Santa Claus?...oh."- Signal to Noise

"Once upon a time in a land far away lived an evil man named Terrel Owens."- The White President

"Please don't tell Chris Hansen about this...I have enough to deal with already."- Jeremy

"You're hurting me, Mr. Belvedere."- Anon

"I sure wish Heather would launch some cheeseburgers into me!"- Anon

"The Eagles fan convention or the NaMBLA convention? You Make the Call!"- PM

"Hey kid you remind me of the son I wish I never had."- Mookie

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of The Pens' Sidney Crosby and friends introducing his new Reebook line of clothing?

Daily Links:

Bloggers Are Everywhere, Even In The Surry County Court System (East Coast Bias)
Wade Phillips = Dave Campo (We Suck At Sports)
There Are Some Issues Surrounding Esiason's New Co-host on WFAN (Mr. Sunshine Vegas)
Look-A-Like Posts Are Always Fun (Bugs and Cranks)
What's MLB Dream Day Like? A Blogger Got To Experience It. (Cobra Brigade)
The Home Of College Baseball Might Be Torn Down. (100% Injury Rate)
Dumb and Dumber Starring The Vicks? (Pacman Jonesin)
Who Are Losers Going To Play With In Madden Now That Vick Is Gone. (Simon on Sports)
The NOIS Guide To All Things Vick (Nation of Islam Sports Blog)
Who Are Losers Going To Play With In Madden Now That Vick Is Gone. (Simon on Sports)

And Lastly.....Big Papi's Car on EBAY.....

Buy A Piece of Papi (Boston Sportz)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:11 PM


Attempting to get Hockey back on the sports map and one up football. Sidney Crosby is going to follow in the footsteps of Tom brady and impregnate both these women in one night

Jeff said...
Aug 21, 2007, 1:50:00 PM  

One more reason why hockey will never become America's Sport.

I mean, seriously. He's shilling for Reebok like it's the Gap.

Morgan Wick said...
Aug 21, 2007, 2:12:00 PM  

"Yes ladies, smile, because I'll be going five-hole on you, blondie, and scoring from behind the net on you."

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 21, 2007, 2:14:00 PM  

"Who wants to measure the curve on my stick?"

gjdodger said...
Aug 21, 2007, 2:33:00 PM  

Now see, if I were back in Da Burgh, these two knockouts would have gigantic 80's hair, smell like Marlboro Lights dipped in clam juice and have huge asses.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 21, 2007, 2:34:00 PM  

"No, wearing Reebok does NOT mean you will score with hot chicks like these"


"Can one of you two go score me a siz-pack of beer? I'm only 20"

JK said...
Aug 21, 2007, 2:42:00 PM  

Girls:"I thought Brady Quinn was gay."

chiguy23 said...
Aug 21, 2007, 3:12:00 PM  

"They may say that the NHL will never be as popular as the NFL, but I've got two more ladies than that quarterback Jeff Garcia will ever have right here"

RyanMcD29 said...
Aug 21, 2007, 3:13:00 PM  

Sadly, Sidney Crosby was unable to get a Reebok endorsement, but the cheap labor company Reebook.

Mookie said...
Aug 21, 2007, 3:20:00 PM  

Sidney poses with two girls while his giant, creepy twin brother smells one of the girls' hair.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2007, 3:32:00 PM  

Sorry, NHL. ESPN's still not interested in you.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2007, 4:11:00 PM  

RBK: The perfect shoe for the man who enjoys threesomes and abbreviations.

GMoney said...
Aug 21, 2007, 4:18:00 PM  

"Welcome to Nova Scotia: Now with modern clothes and women with teeth!"

FlyGuy said...
Aug 21, 2007, 4:58:00 PM  

Mario could never pull trim like this, he was always getting these fat French-Canadian chicks that looked like his Mom.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 21, 2007, 5:22:00 PM  

"You know, ladies, Mario lets me raid the wine cellar when he's out of town..."

Aug 21, 2007, 5:27:00 PM  

All he needs is a jeans jacket for a "Canadian tuxedo."

Canada: where jeans, t-shirt, and ballcap is deemed "fashion."

Stay classy, Canada.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2007, 6:04:00 PM  

Girls- You're great on SNL. I loved Lazy Sunday.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2007, 6:07:00 PM  

Valtrex: Douchebag tested, Ron Mexico Approved!

Don said...
Aug 21, 2007, 6:29:00 PM  

Who cares if these chicks have a bigger crotch than me? I'm Sid the Kid!

Dummy said...
Aug 21, 2007, 8:15:00 PM  

After they were done, the ladies grabbed their bazookas, and fired burgers into the mouths of Andy Reid and Bob Wickman.

Mookie said...
Aug 21, 2007, 9:41:00 PM  

Hey girls, come back to my place and you be part of the live studio audience for the Crosby Show...Oh yeah.

Mookie said...
Aug 21, 2007, 10:51:00 PM  

Using hockey as a marketing platform, Reebok announced the sale of 3 t-shirts this week, with a forecast of another one or two by October.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2007, 11:15:00 PM  

"Hi ladies, I'm Sidney Crosby of the NHL."


"Uh...I mean I'm Brody Jenner from The Hills."


Anonymous said...
Aug 22, 2007, 1:14:00 AM  

...who's Sidney Crosby?

Max said...
Aug 22, 2007, 2:09:00 AM  

"Scoring while shorthanded? Ain't no thang."


McBain said...
Aug 22, 2007, 6:58:00 AM  

Even though they're smiling, the ladies were still worried that Ashton Kutcher was going to punk them

Sam said...
Aug 22, 2007, 11:08:00 AM  

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