I'm So Sorry Erin Andrews.....Please Take Me/Us Back
Monday, August 20, 2007
So I tuned in to the LLWS just to catch a glimpse of our new muse Ms. Sophie Cortina. Boy oh boy....was I ever disappointed. Here's a video of Sophie heading into the crowd to rock out with some Mexican Fans. Whatever you do...don't look at her teeth.
I'm so sorry EA. I should never have strayed from you. Your teeth are perfect in every way, and I was tempted by the fruit of another. I will do everything in my power to make this up to you. Tapas perhaps?
And Orestes....Sophie's Choice? Come on...don't pull a Berman on us please.
P.S.- Seriously....those teeth are really jacked up.
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Dear Awful Announcing,
I love teeth and I love Mexicans. Way to go.
Love,
Liston
I'm surprised Orestes Destrade doesn't have a weekly tribute to his own shittiness on this site yet.
Destrade had a "great" line during the game where that kid robbed the game winning homer.
It's 3-1 in the bottom of the 6th (for those who don't know, little league games last six innings) with two runners on, take it away Orestes:
"A home run here would basically end the game."
wait, what was wrong with her teeth? i didn't see it. they weren't the prettiest teeth i've ever come across, but i would like to come across them.
Yeah, those teeth aren't perfect, but they're not completely jacked.
I want to know why the Mexicans sing the Laverne and Shirley theme to get their baseball team going?
They ask about hats, but don't find out how to say Squiggy in Spanish?
You're right, gmoney, Destrada does suck. Free Harold.
Of course her teeth are mangled...she talks with a mouthful of marbles!
Didn't Sophie say something like "I'm here in Williamsport, Minnesota"?
you know what? is it just me or does this chick look exactly like the "two-face" from that Seinfeld episode??
Gotta respect dropping a Crowded House reference early on a Monday morning. Niiiiice.