Move Over Erin Andrews, There's A New Chica On The Block
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Ms. Andrews is not going to like all of the attention taken away from her this quickly, and I hate to do this to her.....buuuuuut. ESPN has a new analyst that actually played professional sports, went to UCLA Miami, was on MTV (Latin America), and is....ummm....well you can see for yourself.....
Uhh...yeah. Umm, I don't know where to start. Oh! I got it....her first broadcast. Right. She'll be joining forces with Dave Pasch and Orestes Destrade to cover (are you ready for this?).....
THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES!
Talk about a crappy assignment. She's actually only on during the premlinary rounds which will knock her airtime down to almost nothing. And get this......guess who's covering the Finals. Brent Musburger, Orel Hersheiser, Dusty Baker, and........lookie here......Erin Andrews! Can someone say Rivalry??? (Cue Cat Fight Noises)
I for one say....if you're going to have a pointless sideline reporter....you mind as well hire someone like this (click for larger view and be sure to click on her website below)!
Sophie Simone Cortina (Sophie's Homepage)
Sorry....one more photo...
UPDATE: I'm So Sorry Erin Andrews.....Please Take Me/Us Back (Awful Announcing)
45 Comments:
the 2nd picture looks like LC from the hills...surprise, surprise
Ms. Cortina, please be advised not to open any picture messages from Sean Salisbury.
Erin Andrews is going to have to choke a bitch.
can we get them drunk and watch them explore each other?
+ 1 for knowing James Bond.
I prefer Eric Dickerson, but I have a mumbling fetish.
wah wah wee wah
Guarantee that Bond poked it.
She's alright, but not even close to EA.
Woody Paige would love to put an ass slapping to that!
Yes and Sober
She's already soiled, she's been Pierced. It's sad really.
One of my favorite EA moments ever happened at the LLWS:
Erin (finishing a story): ...and it's something these kids won't soon forget.
Eric Karros: And these kids won't soon forget Erin Andrews.
This is the best move the WWL has pulled since...since...(help me out here guys)
Colleen Dominguez is ten times better looking. I have an idea for MNF. Dominguez, Erin Andrews, and Cortina.
http://www.colleendominguez.com/
Namath just booked a ticket to Williamsport...
Good thing Harold Reynolds is gone...
They'll get along. Chocolate and vanilla baby!
Nobody can hold a candle to Erin Andrews. Goddess. Let's just say she and Contessa Brewer fighting in jell-o is what I imagine heaven to be like.
Rachel Nichols still has better DSL than either of them.
Gary Miller would like to pee on her.....
This chick can barely speak English!
She makes Penelope Cruz sound like Queen Elizabeth.
Her resume says that she went to the University of Miami, not UCLA.
Yet another reason HR misses the LLWS.
Congrats ESPN, sophie is articulate , intelligent and good looking
Kudos Espn sophie is great
Watch your steps Erin. there is a new kid on the block!
Deed you waatch wan she say dat Weeeliampor' ees een Meenasota??
Don' dey teech thees peepil nottin'?
Ahh, cavronnnnnn
i think it's awesome that she hung with pierce brosnan during The Matador. love that flick.
but yeah, she blows Erin out of the water. and i would like to blow Sophie out of the water with my huge burst of semen upon ejaculating inside of her during unprotected sex in her pool.
too much?
Sophie is cute, beautiful and sexy. Her broken english makes her sound even more sexy. She can speak four languages, what can Erin do? She needs to fix that nose. I can do away without Erin and have Sophie take over.
Erin Andrews is just a slut.
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Mike Tirico is practicing his moves in the mirror as we speak.
Scott Van Pelt is writing down a speech for a voicemail to her right now, too.