You Create The Caption #60

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

"My Two Dads"- Anon (Not even sure what that means, but 80s programming always makes me chuckle)

"Jesus, lookit Beckham's tiny little head! It looks like Johnny Damon found some time in his busy schedule of being irrelevant to do some work for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Somebody get Becks some steroids, he's in America now!"
- Majorly English

"So I hear Jeter gave Alba herpes. You two never...?"
"No, no, no, I'm clean"
"Then what are we waiting for?"
- The Great Bambi

"Becks: You have no idea what its like to live with a vain narcissistic individual who overshadows your every move
Damon: I play on the same team as Alex Rodriguez
Becks: Brother!"

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the New Monday Night Football Team at Bill Walsh Field?

Daily Links:

Kouz and Agent Steinz Separated at Birth? (Rumors and Rants)
Mike Vick Actually has a few Options (TY Sports)
Drew Carey Hurts Himself In taping of Price Is Right (The Beautiful Game)
Blogger Interviews Neil Best (Sports Media Journal)
Is there a Worse Owner than Steinbrenner? (Digital Headbutt)
Steve Phillips Has No Idea What He's Talking About (Simon On Sports)
Ex-Yankee and Broadcaster Phil Rizutto has passed away (Pop Jocks)
Chris Simms Is Seemingly Done As A Buc (Epic Carnival)
So You Want A Madden Ring? $149 Please. (Sports Biz)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:00 PM


Jaws is smiling the most because he has a full head of hair.

Mookie said...
Aug 14, 2007, 1:23:00 PM  

Couldn't they have gotten Tirico a few phone books to stand on?

Rob said...
Aug 14, 2007, 1:32:00 PM  

All of them are smiling because they know that Joe Theismann is gone.

Mookie said...
Aug 14, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

Jaws head is so large to distract from Tirico's Milk Dud head and Tony's smiley assface.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 14, 2007, 2:09:00 PM  

To the tune of Don MacLean's "American Pie:"

Long, Long time ago...
I can still remember
How Monday Night Football used to make me smile...
I knew if ESPN got the chance, they would ruin my weekly trance, as Michaels, Dierdorf, and Gifford kept me rapt,
But Dennis Miller made me shiver, and every "BOOM!" John Madden delivered,
Was bad news on the doorstep,
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried, when I read aloud "Joe Theismann fired" but something touched me deep inside, the day Ronny Jaws was hired.

Bye, bye NFL Monday Night, Kornheiser's a bad hire, but Tirico is worse, and Jaws has awkaward pauses cause his brain is concussed, Look at how they've killed Monday night. This is how they've killed Monday Night...

pm said...
Aug 14, 2007, 2:22:00 PM  

Sy Sperling's Wet Dream

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  

"There's More Hair on my Head than People in the Stands" Kornheiser

Simon said...
Aug 14, 2007, 2:40:00 PM  

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome "Fat, Horny, Black, and"--what do you mean, Joe's fired?

Aug 14, 2007, 2:42:00 PM  

Kornheiser: "I'm not rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. I'm stealing the expensive silverware and going through the dead dead people's wallets for loose change.

Tirico: Jesus, Theissman sure is talking about the players' 40 times a lot. Oh, well, back to dreaming about Dan Patrick's radio gig.

Jaws: I hope no one notices my Jaworski is engorged.

Matt said...
Aug 14, 2007, 2:59:00 PM  

Three men who did not need to worry about getting hit on in San Francisco

Awful Chief said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:04:00 PM  

Jaws is clearly a big fan of the Michael Douglas character in Falling Down

Awful Chief said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:08:00 PM  

The Three Tenors (of sucking)

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:08:00 PM  

Tirico: "Boys, smile big...if we do well tonight, I'm taking you all out to the big ESPN party. You know I'm a big hit with the ladies who work there."

Kornheiser: "More than Scott Van Pelt?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:19:00 PM  

Suckapalooza (ESPN) proudly presents the 20 year reunion of 3rd Bass with special guest Young MC.

Looks like they're giving 'em the "Gas Face."

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:25:00 PM  

After the picture was taken, Jaws' forehead continued to expand at such an exponential rate that Kornheiser and Tirico were forced to take refuge next door in the ESPN Deportes booth.

JK said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:28:00 PM  

director: jaws, is that collagen making it nice and tight yet? wait... who the f*** just farted? seriously stop smiling, who farted?

gonzo said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:33:00 PM  

A Jew, a Pollock, and a black guy walk into a booth...

GMoney said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:41:00 PM  

Ever wonder why you never see announcers below the waist? That's why they're smiling. Someone is down there "testing the microphones."

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Aug 14, 2007, 3:44:00 PM  

Shut it down.

G-Money wins.

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 4:42:00 PM  

Tony: Say, Jaws, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?

Jaws: Yeah, Tony, that's a doozy.

Mike: I am seriously gonna kill you guys...and we're back with the NFL preseason on ESPN!

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Aug 14, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

Tony: Oh, this is the worst lookin' pair of glasses I ever saw... I bet you buy a pair like that you get a free bowl of soup, eh? (looks at Jaws) Oh, looks good on YOU, though.

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Aug 14, 2007, 5:12:00 PM  

Manny, Moe, and Hack.

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 5:34:00 PM  

Jaws: "Good one, God."

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 6:06:00 PM  

Monday Night Football was very disappointing to me. The three announcers were not interested in the game. They interupted the flow of the game by talkingg about nothing, like what men are wearing. I wanted to know who was quarterbacking, who was in the running back position etc. etc all I got was nonsense.Please talk about the teams on the field and who is playing what. next Monday night I will try the radio over your coverage. It was terrible.

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 7:43:00 PM  


Don said...
Aug 14, 2007, 8:14:00 PM  

"Only $150 an hour for these three studly now...1-800-eff-ESPN"

Dummy said...
Aug 14, 2007, 9:38:00 PM  

The 3 Wise Men.

(in the Bizarro world, of course)

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2007, 12:07:00 AM  

Tirico: I'm here with Jaws and Tony, and fellas, what are your thoughts on tonight's game?

Jaws: Guys, I was talking to 49ers coach Mike Nolan, and he said that my head was huge.

Kornheiser: You sure your pants were on? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Max said...
Aug 15, 2007, 5:06:00 AM  

The Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion bring a black munchkin to a NFL game.

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2007, 9:46:00 AM  

Come down to Kornheiser Chevrolet, where our friendly sales staff will go the longest yard to help you get into a new truck just in time for tailgating season.

Aug 15, 2007, 11:34:00 AM  

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