Can We Contract The O's?

Thursday, August 23, 2007

I don't care if they are my hometown team or not. I don't care if Eddie Murray is the only person besides my dad I've ever called a hero. I'm done with the Orioles, and I'm done with Baseball. Thanks Angelos.

P.S.- The above statement is subject to change during the Winter Meetings when the Orioles promise to trade for a Power Hitter. Welcome to the team Tremblay.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:06 AM


You should hope they promise to trade for some pitching, is the problem.

Morgan Wick said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:34:00 AM  

Yeah, when your team's pitchers give up 13 hits, four homers, and 16 RBIs to the lower third of the order in one game, you got problems.

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 23, 2007, 4:00:00 AM  

"That's more like an NFL score!"

hollywood wags said...
Aug 23, 2007, 8:39:00 AM  

I wouldn't be surprised if this was how SportsCenter covered the story (since they love to turn every "ordinary" story into a story about a big team or a celebrity athlete):

"The Rangers scored 30 runs tonight. But if they wouldn't have traded A-Rod to the Yankees, imagine how many runs they would have scored!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 23, 2007, 8:56:00 AM  

A very, very bad day to be an Orioles fan. But I'm a Giants fan, so I've also suffered... all season long.

Kevin Hayward said...
Aug 23, 2007, 9:51:00 AM  

You DO have a power hitter...his name is Kevin Millar.

GMoney said...
Aug 23, 2007, 10:34:00 AM  

Check out what I had to say over at


Jesus said...
Aug 23, 2007, 11:47:00 AM  

Hell of a way for Trembley to say "Thanks, boss, for extending my contract."

Bruce said...
Aug 23, 2007, 12:20:00 PM  

Yeah cause the last few times they brought in a power hitter (Tejada, Sosa, Palmeiro) things worked out so well.

The only thing that will set this team straight is trading for a NEW OWNER!

J Rose said...
Aug 23, 2007, 12:22:00 PM  

Boog Powell is rolling over in his grave.

He's Not?

Boog Powell is rolling over at his BBQ stand.

mcoale said...
Aug 23, 2007, 4:54:00 PM  

"I could do better than that crap."

- My grandmother

Anonymous said...
Aug 23, 2007, 4:56:00 PM  

Could be worse.

It could've been the Yankees.

Jarrett Carter said...
Aug 24, 2007, 12:28:00 PM  

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