Brett Myers Does Not Have An Anger Problem

Monday, August 27, 2007


You've undoubtedly already seen this item, but I had to make a space for it here on these pages. Brett Myers went ballistic on a Philly reporter after giving up two homers with the game tied on Saturday against the Padres. Bugs and Cranks transcribe the tirade in an easy to read, curse laden format...

Sam Carchidi: “You thought they both were pop ups?”

Brett Myers: “Yeah, didn’t you? You think they crushed ‘em?”

SC: “The first one I thought was out, the second one no.”

BM: “Yeah, cause you’re a retard, you don’t know s**t about f***in’ baseball. You’re filling in for somebody.”

SC: “How do you spell ‘retard’?”

BM: “You know how to spell it, it’s in your f***in’ vocabulary, I’m sure you know.”

SC: “You are classy, I’ll tell ya.”

BM: “Go on. [Get] outta here, you f***in’ idiot.”

SC: [pointing at Brett Myers] “You’re the f***in’ idiot.”

BM: “Hey! You pointin’ at me motherf***er?! I’ll tell you what, dude, I’ll knock you mutherf***ing out! F**K YOU!!! You’re tough when f***in’ people are standing in front of you, aren’t you, you piece of s**t! Come on! You f***ing idiot. Yeah, you’re tough when f***in’ people are standing in front of you, you stupid ass.”

SC: “I’m a retard?”

BM: “Yeah, that’s right, YOU ARE, you’re a f***ing idiot. You ask stupid ass f***ing questions!”
Pwned! You are an f'ing retard to even think that Brett Myers has an anger problem?!?! You don't know s**t about the game of baseball!!! Are you pointing at me through that computer screen motherf***er?!!?!?!

Here's the edited audio, but B&C still has the curse filled tirade if you're looking for a rise.

Brett Myers blows (the game); screams obscenities at reporter (Bugs and Cranks)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:07 AM

10 Comments:

What a moron. Worst part is, he could've diffused the whole situation by just spelling retard.

Jarrett Carter said...
Aug 27, 2007, 10:29:00 AM  

I don't think Brett knows how to. I'm not sure that spelling is in his repertoire. Wouldn't want him to strain himself. He should probably stick to punching his wife in the face. Keep it simple.

Gangsta D said...
Aug 27, 2007, 11:06:00 AM  

We should probably worry that he beats his wife...oh wait.

GMoney said...
Aug 27, 2007, 12:15:00 PM  

As a Philly fan, I hate to admit that there's a small part of me that enjoys watching Brett Myers fail. Dude has all the ability in the world, but he's a wreck mentally.

Regarding that argument, both guys were acting like dicks.

Aug 27, 2007, 12:52:00 PM  

At least now I know how to spell it: M-Y-E-R-S

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2007, 1:10:00 PM  

"Prick."


- Corky from "Life Goes On"

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2007, 5:49:00 PM  

Since this is "Awful Announcing". Brett Myers being a dick aside, he is correct that the reporter in question is a "stupid ass" who "doesn't know shit about baseball".

Brett Myers also got screwed by his manager this season.

Evan said...
Aug 27, 2007, 8:15:00 PM  

And Brett Myers' wife got screwed over by Brett Myers.

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2007, 8:37:00 PM  

Why are some of the "fucks" edited and others are not?

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2007, 10:59:00 AM  

Because I'm an f'ing retard. I started to edit them out and never finished. I'm not really into having cursing on the main page of the site. Feel free to curse all you want to in the comments though.

Aug 28, 2007, 11:03:00 AM  

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