You Create The Caption #64

Monday, August 20, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners.....

One winner today, and perhaps the funniest caption yet. Bravo PM...

"When she's not firing t-shirts into the stand, Heather launches cheeseburgers into Bob Wickman."- PM

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Eagles' Coach Andy Reid and a young fan?

Daily Links:

Deion Sanders' Column Is Still Missing (Time Stops For No One)
More On Brandon Webb's Scoreless Streak (Nyjer Please)
Erik Bedard Is The Only Bright Spot For The O's (Vegas Watch)
Japanese Lessons For Red Sox Fans? (Red Sox Monster)
Magically, All Little Leaguers Like Disney Shows. Hmmm? (Shakedown Sports)
The Top 10 Announcing Quotes (Epic Carnival)
What If Hollywood Got Its Hands on Mike Vick? (The Money Shot)
Which City Has The Drunkest Fans? (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)

Also, The Channel Four News Team is looking for one last person to join our Fantasy Football League. If you'd like to "tryout" Signal to Noise is organizing the whole thing and taking email submissions. Good luck.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:28 PM


Sure, my son can get you some smack.

mcoale said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:07:00 PM  

Son, just stay away from the needle and don't flee the cops and you'll be on the path to greatness...unlike my stupid spoiled, ungrateful, drug-addled pair of pains in the ass.

J Rose said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:23:00 PM  

Heeeeyyy, you look like your am I!

Now let's go get some fried clams my little Hercalees...

hollywood wags said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:32:00 PM  

"You want an Eagles Super Bowl victory? What do I look like kid, Santa Claus?...oh."

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

"...And that my boy, is why Cheese Steaks & Prostitutes don't mix."

Andrew said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:39:00 PM  

"Guns 'n drugs, kid. Guns 'n drugs..."

Aug 20, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  

Andy and child, in unison: "Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why don't we...?"

Aug 20, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

"I'm going to cover you with barbeque sauce and work you like a rib"

JK said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:49:00 PM  

Andy: How do you feel about being my backup QB?

Hermano said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:50:00 PM  

"Would you like to be my new son? The first two didn't pan out"

JK said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

You see this pennant, Jorge? What's that? You say your name is Craig? Whatever, Julio. Like I was saying, you see this banner? It says "Philadelphia Eagles: NFC Champions." You know why it says that instead of "Philadelphia Eagles: Super Bowl Champions"? Well, Gomez, it's because Donovan McNabb decided the fourth quarter of the biggest game of his career was a great time to blow chunks, just like I'm going to all over your head right now. Daddy Andy's been self-medicating lately.

Touchback Jesus said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:58:00 PM  

Once upon a time in a land far away lived an evil man named Terrel Owens.

Aug 20, 2007, 2:09:00 PM  

don't tell anyone, but my son is really the Green Hornet.

mcoale said...
Aug 20, 2007, 2:56:00 PM  

Please don't tell Chris Hansen about this...I have enough to deal with already.

Jeremy said...
Aug 20, 2007, 3:07:00 PM  

....and that's how I ate Jeffrey Dahmer.

Mookie said...
Aug 20, 2007, 3:07:00 PM  

"You're hurting me, Mr. Belvedere."

Anonymous said...
Aug 20, 2007, 3:23:00 PM  

I sure wish Heather would launch some cheeseburgers into me!

Anonymous said...
Aug 20, 2007, 3:38:00 PM  

Kid, mustache rides cost $10.

GMoney said...
Aug 20, 2007, 4:10:00 PM  

"You enjoy movies about Gladiators?"

Aug 20, 2007, 4:42:00 PM  

Hey kid you remind me of the son I wish I never had.

Mookie said...
Aug 20, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

Get in mah belly!

Andrew said...
Aug 20, 2007, 5:18:00 PM  

Reid: Guess what!!?!

I brought the wine coolers and condoms!!


Don said...
Aug 20, 2007, 5:31:00 PM  

Boy, even though you are black and have autism, I still consider you my favorite son.

the great bambi said...
Aug 20, 2007, 5:31:00 PM  

Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Mookie said...
Aug 20, 2007, 5:51:00 PM  

Andy Reid and a young fan prepare for the opening night of Webster: The Musical

Matt said...
Aug 20, 2007, 9:39:00 PM  

C'mon now ... you know you can't be my quarterback. We already got one of your kind.

Michael said...
Aug 21, 2007, 9:24:00 AM  

Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?

MMB said...
Aug 21, 2007, 10:24:00 AM  

Come 'ere! I'm gonna eat ya!

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2007, 11:32:00 AM  

The Eagles fan convention or the NaMBLA convention? You Make the Call!

pm said...
Aug 21, 2007, 11:43:00 AM  

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