You Create The Caption #63
Friday, August 17, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners.....
"Welcome to a special episode of "Queer Eye for the Football Guy!""- Signal To Noise
"Looks like Terry has a replacement for Jillian Barberie."- Mookie
"Caliendo: Man! That guy does a better Jimmy Johnson impression than I do! He just needs to eat about 10 million nutter butters and he's set! Mmmm... nutter butters."- Sheep's Line
"Like Pedro Gomez was to Barry Bonds, Fox has hired Richard Simmons to be the exclusive reporter for all things "Jeff Garcia".
"- Johnny Dakota
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of this Atlanta Braves T-shirt girl working her gun? (Via CNNSI's Caught In The Act)
Weekend Links:
A Post About The Cowboys Not Being Contenders Goes Right To The Top (We Suck At Sports)
Stalking Phoenix's Finest (AZ Sports Hub)
The Real NBA Dream Team (The Sports Hernia)
A Red Sox Fan And A Celtics Fan Fight To Alkaline Trio (Red Sox Monster)
Great Collection of Classes To Take This Fall (Pyle of List)
The Best Athlete Rappers (Half Court Heave)
Sports MMOGs Are The Next Big Thing (Deuce of Davenport)
Introducing the Pacman Jones Wheel Of Good Ideas (The Serious Tip)
What If Bonds Played In Smaller Parks? (Crashburn Alley)
The Top 10 Athlete Commercials (Sons of Sam Malone)
Has ESPN Gotten Dumber, Or Are We Just Outgrowing It? (dl004d)
Football Foodie Camp Week Two (Ladies...)
Is ND's Schedule Really That Tough? (Simon On Sports)
AA Knows The Anonymous Commenter Well. Here Are 12 Steps To Become One (Epic Carnival)
That's it for me folks....OMDQ is up and he's feeling the pressure from the Yanks. He should be extra feisty this go around (look out Joe Morgan!). It's also payday so I'm ordering my Ozarks T-Shirt now. Have a great one folks!
P.S.- Sorry St. Louis, Just got word that Matt Vasgersian is alive and still has a job.
16 Comments:
A female fan suggests a solution to Chipper Jones' longstanding confidence problem...
When she's not firing t-shirts into the stand, Heather launches cheeseburgers into Bob Wickman.
Shut it down. PM wins. That could possibly be the funniest one yet.
Girl: So that's what Mr. Cox meant when he said he had a big gun for me. I must have thought I was in grade school again...
I'm might be nothing more than a hot t-shirt girl with hopes of being impregnated by a pro ball player, but do you feel lucky?
Well, do ya...punk? I'm only asking for 136,000 dollars a month.
When she's not firing t-shirts into the stand, Heather launches cheeseburgers into every American, as they expand a couple of more inches on the waistline on contact.
Desperate to catch the Mets and Phillies in the NL East, the Braves have hired women like this to try and nail guys such as Jose Reyes and Ryan Howard in the head to try and win
"You're an actress? Great. You're playing a cop working undercover at an Atlanta Braves game, saving the world, and blah blah blah.
Now take off your top."
- Steven Spielberg
I actually recognize her...Her name is Marcy and I say that with 99% certainty, and 100% of shame for remembering that...
I'm supposed to be going off to Iraq? Now?
"And if this doesn't work, Mrs. Fonda, Mr. Turner has authorized forcing you to join The View."
As the Braves make their playoff preparations, Sandy does her part by firing at empty seats.
"Try and put it in my ass? And your getting a t-shirt with Wickman's beard up yours. Tee-hee!"
or maybe
"Make a move toward the ass and you'll be having your first colonic today!"
That bitch killed Maude Flanders!!!
Actually her name is Hope. We went to high school together, and we have the same birthday. I know, i'm awesome.
One book, "Atlanta Braves Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.