You Create The Caption #64
Monday, August 20, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners.....
One winner today, and perhaps the funniest caption yet. Bravo PM...
"When she's not firing t-shirts into the stand, Heather launches cheeseburgers into Bob Wickman."- PM
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Eagles' Coach Andy Reid and a young fan?
Daily Links:
Deion Sanders' Column Is Still Missing (Time Stops For No One)
More On Brandon Webb's Scoreless Streak (Nyjer Please)
Erik Bedard Is The Only Bright Spot For The O's (Vegas Watch)
Japanese Lessons For Red Sox Fans? (Red Sox Monster)
Magically, All Little Leaguers Like Disney Shows. Hmmm? (Shakedown Sports)
The Top 10 Announcing Quotes (Epic Carnival)
What If Hollywood Got Its Hands on Mike Vick? (The Money Shot)
Which City Has The Drunkest Fans? (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Also, The Channel Four News Team is looking for one last person to join our Fantasy Football League. If you'd like to "tryout" Signal to Noise is organizing the whole thing and taking email submissions. Good luck.
29 Comments:
Son, just stay away from the needle and don't flee the cops and you'll be on the path to greatness...unlike my stupid spoiled, ungrateful, drug-addled pair of pains in the ass.
Heeeeyyy, you look like your hungry...so am I!
Now let's go get some fried clams my little Hercalees...
"You want an Eagles Super Bowl victory? What do I look like kid, Santa Claus?...oh."
"...And that my boy, is why Cheese Steaks & Prostitutes don't mix."
"Guns 'n drugs, kid. Guns 'n drugs..."
Andy and child, in unison: "Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why don't we...?"
"I'm going to cover you with barbeque sauce and work you like a rib"
Andy: How do you feel about being my backup QB?
"Would you like to be my new son? The first two didn't pan out"
You see this pennant, Jorge? What's that? You say your name is Craig? Whatever, Julio. Like I was saying, you see this banner? It says "Philadelphia Eagles: NFC Champions." You know why it says that instead of "Philadelphia Eagles: Super Bowl Champions"? Well, Gomez, it's because Donovan McNabb decided the fourth quarter of the biggest game of his career was a great time to blow chunks, just like I'm going to all over your head right now. Daddy Andy's been self-medicating lately.
Once upon a time in a land far away lived an evil man named Terrel Owens.
don't tell anyone, but my son is really the Green Hornet.
Please don't tell Chris Hansen about this...I have enough to deal with already.
....and that's how I ate Jeffrey Dahmer.
"You're hurting me, Mr. Belvedere."
I sure wish Heather would launch some cheeseburgers into me!
Kid, mustache rides cost $10.
"You enjoy movies about Gladiators?"
Hey kid you remind me of the son I wish I never had.
Get in mah belly!
Reid: Guess what!!?!
I brought the wine coolers and condoms!!
Kid: LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE!
Boy, even though you are black and have autism, I still consider you my favorite son.
Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Andy Reid and a young fan prepare for the opening night of Webster: The Musical
C'mon now ... you know you can't be my quarterback. We already got one of your kind.
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?
Come 'ere! I'm gonna eat ya!
The Eagles fan convention or the NaMBLA convention? You Make the Call!
Sure, my son can get you some smack.