Stephen Colbert traps the inclusive Reilly, who only shows up to sell up some bad book about sports.

Colbert obviously distraught over the ineffectiveness of the nets later said, "I thought they were supposed to keep the annoying shit on the outside?"

"We've got them sir!"

"Very good. Throw them out the airlock!"

Now that the elusive Rick Reilly has been caught, he will be tranquilized, tagged and released back into the wild. Scientists will monitor his movements throughout the coming year, collecting invaluable data about this little-understood species.

HELP! I am locked in a glass case of emotion!!!

Worst...Halloween... ghost... costume...ever.

Yet another wacky situation for Reilly to try to relate to golf - no mas.

Get Smart Tactic: Lance Armstrong announces he's racing the Tour again in the middle of the forest and no one is there to hear it - does anyone have to care?

After urging from Americans everywhere, Colbert sticks Reilly under the Cone of Silence.

Stephen and Rick try to protect themselves from the crap that now falls off the back page of SI since Rick's leaving.

Are you sure Simmons had to do this too?

Wait I thought those nets were supposed to keep annoying pets out, not in.

I made my cone of silence joke too late:
Cone of silence, you're doing it wrong.

So Rick this net protects me from mosquito's but will it stop liberal lip sticked pigs ?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! They're everywhere!

So you can still write your way out of a paper bag, Rick. Now let's try a net.

Rick Reilly helps Steven Colbert protect himself before for his next career as Gallagher's replacement once ESPN terminates his contract for excessive use of old material and bad jokes.

"I still don't see what the fuss is about this 'in a net'"

Reilly - "Is this the body condom from Naked Gun?"

Thanks for the link love.

Colbert: We finally got what has eluded us for so long...a bear! *crowd cheers* This is a victory for truthiness, justice, and the Bill O' Reilly way.

you seriously cant tell me that your surprised here

Colbert: Do you have news about KAOS?

Reilly: Chief, I demand the Cone of Silence!

Thanks for the link to my post. Added you as a favorite at Blogged.com and reviewed your site.

Thanks again.

So, Rick, how are you going to pun the shit out of this great cause?

"Without these nets, the kids would get carried away like a Josh Hamilton home run...oh man, did you see that contest...he's so awesome and that contest was over but they kept playing and he lost but he shouldn't have because of the flaming tattoos but..."

Rick Reilly's attempt to preserve his moment of cultural relativity is as dated as his jokes

Why isn't Colbert trying to help me get us out of Rosanne's panties?

Damn It. Not this dream again. I was sooooo hoping it would be Erin Andrews this time.

My producers must have been drunk when booking. I requested Bill O'Reilly, not this guy, who I don't think anyone has any idea who he is.

Usually only Reilly's jokes are transparent and flimsy.

"That's right, lift the net and get the F out of here!!!"

Rick Reilly: great ESPN comedian, or the greatest ESPN comedian?