Showing posts with label Gary Danielson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gary Danielson. Show all posts

I Think I Found A New Drinking Game

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

We'll call it the "Lundquist-Danielson Tim Tebow Mention Game". The wonderful Cats and Beer has put together a video of all the times that the CBS duo mentioned Tim Tebow's name during their game against FSU last year. Just amazing....



"He's the quarterback you most want your daughter to marry."- Gary Danielson

If I was a mother I'd want my daughter to marry someone like Matt Ryan. You know someone that has a chance at an NFL career.

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The Pam Ward Chronicles Award Show!

Tuesday, December 04, 2007


Who will win the coveted golden mic? It's anyone's game at this point. But Before we get into the awards and final tally here were the Top 10 from Week 14.

10. "I'm sure you've done a couple of Patriots games in your day. I would tell every young Quarterback to watch how Peyton, excuse me Tom Brady utilizes the pocket to his advantage."- Boomer Esiason

9. "He said he was a chubby little red baby."- Ray Bentley on Central Michigan LB Red Keith

8. "The SEC Title Game Tennessee and Louisville, or LSU."- Andre Ware

7. "If they throw it to the left side of the end zone, they've got a good shot at hitting you. That'd be funny." - Brad Nessler to Paul Maguire (Via S2N)

6. "An Oklahoma win over Mizzou would create a cobweb of worms."- Craig James (Via Hawkeye State)

5. "They didn't call me I was in Gameplan."- Boomer Esiason
"Yes, a DeNiro like performance from you, and a stretch playing yourself."- Ian Eagle

4. "What did he say about tackling Jonathan Stewart? You have to bring your big boy pads?"- Dan Fouts
"It's like going bear hunting with a stick."- Tim Brant

3. "WHAT?!?! Okay we're back."- Pam Ward

2. "A fresh set of downs for the Steelers."- Mike Patrick

1. "Eric Ainge busted one. Watch the inside rub here."- Gary Danielson
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The Sexual Tension Quote of the Year: "You finally shaved it off do you feel naked right now?"- Pam Ward to Ray Bentley (Week 8)

The Captain Obvious Quote of the Year: "Florida State has a chance to win this game by outscoring the Gators."- Lee Corso (Week 13)

The "I Have No Idea What I'm Saying But I'm Going With It Anyway" Quote of the Year (tie):

"If you're trying to run it without running inside, it's like having nip/tuck surgery without anesthetic."- Gary Danielson (Week 3)

"There's Robin of Locksley, taken the poor and giving them to the rich, and the Illini are rich with talent right now."- Ray Bentley on Illinois Offensive Coordinator Mike Locksley (Week 7)

"The Cavaliers come in here, and they're like, you know, your uncle that shows up to a party and has too much, and ends up putting the lampshade on his head."- Mark Jones (Week 11)

The Completely Random Quote of the Year (tie): "Well I know Lynn is probably watching happily at home, ready to drop twins anyday now."- Chris Spielman (Week 2)

Bob Griese mentions Brad Nessler's Pink Tie: "Thank you, it's for Breast Awareness Month."- Brad Nessler (Week 8)

The "I Have No Idea What The Rules Of Football Are" Quote Of The Year: "Foster runs it outside down the dieline and is bumped out of bounds and will stop the clock. Well, the clock's not running. Oh yeah, we're in overtime."- Craig Bolerjack

The Burn of the Year: "Good to see Rob Stone's Curves workout pan out....he can lift up the milk can, that was nice."- Chris Spielman (Week 9)

The Overly Sexual Quote of the Year (tie): "He Face Raped Him!"- Dave Lapham (Week 7)

"Did you see any of those events in 1969?"- Ron Franklin
"I was in my mom most of 1969."- Ed Cunningham

THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR: "What's Britney doing with her life?"- Mike Patrick
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Final Pammy Standings And Your Winner Of The First Annual Pammy Golden Mic Award Goes To....


1. Gary Danielson (60)
2. Brad Nessler (53)
3. Mike Patrick (52)
4. Pam Ward (45)
5. Chris Spielman (44)
6. Andre Ware (34)
7. Lee Corso (31)
8. Paul Maguire (27)
9. Dave Pasch (26)
10. Bob Griese, Tim Brant (23)

Others Receiving Votes: Brent Musburger (21), Kirk Herbstreit (20), Verne Lundquist (20), Pat Haden (19), Ray Bentley (18), Craig James (16.5), Mark Jones (16), Ed Cunningham (14), Bill Curry (13), Erin Andrews (11), Dave Lapham (10), Gerry Dinardo (9), Dave Lamont (9), David Norrie (9), Lou Holtz (9), Tom Hart (8), Todd Blackledge (7), Mellissa Knowles (7), Thom Brennaman (7), Sean McDonough (7), Ian Eagle (6), John Saunders (6), Quint Kessenich (6), Holly Rowe (5), Desmond Howard (5), Charles Arbuckle (5), Mike Tirico (4), Dan Fouts (4), Doug Flutie (3.5), Jim Donnan (3), Eric Collins (2), Jim Kelly (1), Craig Bolerjack (1), Boomer Esiason (1)

That's right folks it's CBS Sports' Gary Danielson!!! It was a great year all around and I thank each and every one of you for taking the time to email or comment with your favorites. I've probably missed a good number going back through so feel free to add any I missed in the comments. We're onto the Bowl Season now and hopefully I can remove the foot from my mouth after the comments I made about Danielson at the beginning of the season.

I did a bad thing....I'm sorry I did that. Gary Danielson is again the winner of the first ever Pammy Award. Time to celebrate with some wings!



To review all of the old Chronicles week by week Click Here

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This Is The Craziest College Football Season Ever, LSU Goes Down

Friday, November 23, 2007

God this game felt like it was going to go on forever, but in the end Arkansas ended up knocking off LSU in three overtimes. Just a great game, and this sends the BCS into a complete tailspin.



How crazy is it that Kansas is the #1 Football team in America? Well that's if they take care of business tomorrow. West Virginia looks to be in if they can win out, and pesky Ohio State finally lucks out by ending their schedule early. They can just sit and wait out the carnage. Bastards.

Lundquist And Danielson Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Monday, November 12, 2007

There are no words to describe this clip....just watch.....



The "Soulja Boy" has officially jumped the shark folks. Old white people kill everything in the end.

Yes You Did See That (EDSBS)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 4:07 PM 8 Comments

CBS Gets Their College Football Season Underway Saturday

Friday, September 14, 2007

CBS will kickoff their 7th year of SEC coverage starting this Saturday. The studio show featuring Tim Brando and AA's "good friend" Spencer Tillman is at 3pm, and Florida-Tennessee starts at 3:30.

The lead team for the 2nd year of Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson isn't all that bad and has the luxury of a 2 week lead-in and covering the same conference they did last year (and every year). In fact I think Danielson is much better for CBS than Todd Blackledge ever was.

They have the benefit of an awesome schedule, The Army-Navy game, and a few good Bowl games (Sun, Gator).

AA welcomes you to the fray CBS and we'll see you Sunday for the Pam Ward Chronciles!

P.S.- I got a couple emails about last night's game, so if you heard anything please pass it along.