Soccer fights are just about the weakest fights on the planet. It's hard to believe anything could ever top Baseball fights, but when people fall just by being touched, I think Soccer takes the cake. Well that is until now. I give you Sergio Jauregui, of Blooming in the Bolivian Soccer League, kicking someone named Medina in the face! Via Deadspin....

DAAAAAAAAMN! You got knocked the f**k out!!! Now that was awesome, but you can't run away after something like that, and pretend you did nothing wrong. Still though, he didn't use his hands....which is a plus in Soccer.

I don't think I've seen a series this rough since the late 80s/early 90s, and the hatred continued early in Game Six of the Bulls-Celts showdown tonight. Kirk Heinrich decided to elbow Brian Scalabrine below the belt, and when boxed out Rajon Rondo on the next play to about the three point line, Rondo didn't seem to like that one bit. Let's play the feud....again!!!

Now this is Playoff Basketball! Actually that was kind of a bitch move by both, but you can't entirely blame them for getting frustrated. I'm also thinking that would be a great one-on-one fight, Heinrich vs. Rondo, but no one would want to see it come to that. Right? Of course not.

I'm pretty sure USA and the Netherlands aren't really rivals in a lot of things. Sure there's the whole Vegas-Red Light District comparison, and the Edam vs. Cheddar war has raged for years, but that's probably about it. Until now!

Watching the ball after a homerun is always frowned upon in Baseball, and especially if you're doing so when down seven runs. That's exactly what Netherlands player, Bryan Engelhardt, did following an 8th inning blast, and the States were none too happy about it. That's when U.S. Pitcher, Matt Lindstrom decided to almost start an international incident by throwing at the next Dutch batter.....

Thankfully (or not thankfully) cooler heads prevailed, and no punches were thrown or other batters hit. Oh and the Americans eliminated the "Darling Dutch" from the Classic, so take that Holland!

Basketball fights can be dangerous at times (Malice in the Palace) or they can just be flat out hilarious. This one is definitely the latter and I think that reason can be attributed to one man, and that man is Steve Nash. Matt Barnes and Rafer Alston got into it to begin with but watch Jeff Van Gundy, er....Steve Nash....try to get involved.

Fail. I love how he tries to shove a whole pile and then just falls to the ground, followed by Shaq just knocking everybody down. Even funnier than that was this quote from our good friend Hubie Brown at the 6:15 mark....

"That's when Nash comes running in, and tries to grab Alston from the rear. So Alston gets it in two places, by Barnes, and then from the rear by Nash. So that's why, naturally, he's hot."- Hubie Brown

Winner! The biggest question I have about all of this though....where was Ron Artest?!?!

Silly me, I thought the WNBA fight was entertaining. What happens when there are multiple incidents in one inning, two managers who are ready to throw down and a pitcher that is currently in jail?!?! Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Dayton Dragons and the Peoria Chiefs. LET'S PLAY THE FEUD!!!!

I'd normally praise a good basebrawl but the dickhead pitcher that tried to hit the opposing dugout ended up nailing a fan in the stands. That fan was with his wife and two kids and is now in the hospital....

Via WTDN: "Both benches cleared when Chiefs pitcher Julio Castillo fired a baseball toward the Dragons dugout. The ball missed the dugout, and hit a fan sitting in the stands.

It took several minutes for Dayton police officers to calm the melee. Castillo was arrested and booked into the Montgomery County Jail. He faces a felonious assault charge.

The brawl delayed the game for one hour and nine minutes.

Baseball fan John Isenbarger said, "This is the most insane baseball game I've ever been to. It was complete chaos."

Via ABC22 In Dayton: The hit fan was taken to the Miami Valley hospital conscious, no word yet to the extent of his injuries. He had come to the game with his wife and two children.

So we know why the guy is in the Minors, but seriously....he should never pitch again in any league. Unbelievable.

Man, there are fights and then there are fiiiiights. This one is pure gold on so many levels that I can't even explain what's going on. I know what we can do! Let's have a scavenger hunt!!! Please look for the following items and check them off your list as we go along....

1. Everybody's All-American, Candace Parker getting tangled up with a Detroit Shock player Plenette Pierson.
2. Parker taking down said player with a Cobra Kai like leg sweep.
3. The benches clearing.
4. Coaches Michael Cooper and Bill Laimbeer trying to break the pile up.
5. None other than Rick Mahorn tossing WNBA star Lisa Leslie to the floor.
6. Another Sparks player sticking up for Leslie by punching Mahorn.
7. Shock player, Cheryl Ford blowing out her knee as she attempts to restrain Pierson.
8. All of the Pam Ward replay goodness.

Got it? LET'S PLAY THE FEUUUUUUD!!!!!!!

Good lord that was crazy. Did you catch them all? Go back and watch the beginning again and check out Rick Mahorn just chuck Leslie across the floor. Unbelievable. It looked like he was just trying to play peacekeeper, but I have a feeling people are going to be recalling his Bad Boy days in the fallout to follow.