Create The Caption #234
Monday, June 30, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Thursday's Winners....
"I can't believe OJ Mayo didn't want our extra ticket to The Lion King...do you think Beasley wants to catch Little Mermaid tomorrow?"- Matt
"Dude - you know this is Stephon Marbury's ride? I am totally not sitting on this seat."- Steve
"The Lopez Twins can't contain their excitement as they prepare to pull all sorts of "The Parent Trap" shenanigans on their future unsuspecting teams, such as Robin showing up for Brook's practices and Brook for Robin's! Hilarity ensues!"- Telecomedian
"'...and after five more minutes of pretending the floor is lava, we'll try to make a cushion fort!'"- Santa Claustrophobia
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jason Whitlock Joe Alexander passed out at Bucks HQ?
Daily Links:
Get Your Announcer Vote On (SS Reporters)
The Other Adam Jones Wants To Be Called Pacman Now (Bugs and Cranks)
Pavel Datsyuk Loves Some James Brown (Going Five Hole)
On Dysfunctional Fandom (LOCG)
Some Very Odd MLB Moments (The Love of Sports)
ESPN Classic Brings Back Old School Wrestling (Cake Rocks the Party)
About That Mayo-Love Deal (Empty The Bench)
A WSOP Musical? (Deuce Of Davenport)
An Extremely Hot Cheerleading Candidate (Uncoached)
No More Interleadue Play (Crashburn Alley)
Video Of The Celts Partying In Vegas (Boston Sportz)
Here's One For All Of The Cubs Fans (Ryan Parker Songs)
34 Comments:
Joe Alexander spends his first day on the job napping in the lobby after Bucks security refuses him entry into the team's training facilities, claiming they had never heard of anyone named Joe Alexander.
Alexander is already settling in to his role in the NBA
"PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE WAX FIGURES"
Alexander: "Believe it or not... this place is waaaaaay more exciting than West Virginia."
I won't let you down, Milwaukee!
- Joe Alexander
Joe Alexander collapses in disbelief after realizing he won't get to hone his posting up skills with Chairman Yi.
observe as the "security guard" prepares to take Joe Alexander's wallet as he is asleep
Joe Alexander denied entrance to the Bucks' facilities? This never would have happened if they had wised up and hired Simmons as their GM!
The Bill Simmons for Bucks GM campaign continues....
After witnessing Joe Alexander in his work uniform, Jay Bilas no longer thinks Joe has tremendous athleticism, upside, nor pick-and-pobability.
Those Miller Lites will f*** you up...
You're my only friend on this island.
During the offseason it's 'Officer' Jack Ramsey, thank you very much.
Joe Alexander tours the Miller brewery before meeting the team.
The NBA decided to keep close tabs on a random rookie to keep them out of trouble. As fate would have it, they chose Joe Alexander
The Bucks had no idea why he was there...they thought they'd traded him for the rights to Tractor Traylor
Bueller? Bueller?
30 seconds earlier, the security guard popped in his "Best of Dane Cook" DVD.
Shhhhh! I just got him to go to sleep. You know how cranky he can be if he doesn't get his after lunch nap.
You mean to tell me the Six flags guy has to moonlight as a security guard?
Joe: So you think you can help me?
Guard: I'm a security guard, not a miracle worker
Everything about Milwaukee is so boring. Even the security guards.
Joe Alexander demonstrates some of the skills that helped him become one the draft's biggest sleepers.
Bucks owner, Senator Herb Kohl, watches over the Bucks' newest prize, "Baby" Joe Alexander.
After being drafted by the Bucks, Alexander asked the kindly security guard to put him out of his misery.
No matter how many times you get smashed Joe, you will still wake up playing in Milwaukee.
Milwaukee....where amazing happens!
The Joe Alexander suicide watch continues...well, what do you expect? He was drafted by THE BUCKS!
"Ohhh..I dunno...'bout 3 hours, a geyyyss"
Joe Alexander passes out from trying to figure out what the hell Stephen A. Smith is saying and how Stuart Scott has a job while watching a replay of the NBA draft.
I knew Jason Whitlock, Jason Whitlock was a friend of mine, and you Joe Alexander, you are no Jason Whitlock.
You need AT LEAST another 200 pounds on you. Not to mention a couch to sleep on.
Coming from West Virginia University, Joe Alexander has long been a pro of passing out.
An aurora of excitement grips the city of Milwaukee as it anxiously awaits the arrival of Richard Jefferson.
Barney Fife gets a welcomed departure from dealing with Otis the Town Drunk.