Create The Caption #233
Thursday, June 26, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"This is Constable Wiggums...please remove your knickers and wait in the bath."- Anon
"Ms. Sharapova, we bobbies don't carry guns so, yes, I am glad to see you."- Mal
"Finally! Sharapova's police escort arrives to protect her from Roger Federer's bad pick up lines."- Lammy 742
"Jeezis, I just can't get away from these two Mike and Mike idiots!!!"- Hollywood Wags
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Lopez twins in NYC?
Daily Links (All NBA Draft Edition):
Chatting With The Draft Prospects (True Hoop)
OJ Signs With Nike (CNBC)
The NBA Wonderlic Test (The World Of Issac)
The New O'Neal-Bosh Friendship (Food Court Lunch)
A Commercial Idea For The Lopez Boys (The Sports Culture)
A Look Into The Cavs Draft Strategy (Blue Monkey Disco Party)
A Celebrity Mock Draft (The Money Shot)
Shaq's Got Some More Raps For Kobe (YouTube)
Reminder: The live-blog is still on for tonight. Stop by around 7pm for the fun.
30 Comments:
I can't believe OJ Mayo didn't want our extra ticket to The Lion King...do you think Beasley wants to catch Little Mermaid tomorrow?
Oooh Robin..Lets get out at the corner and get our picture taken with Superman!
The fact Brook Lopez could not sit down in his seat on the bus dropped him several spots in the Preschool Draft.
New York, New York, its a hell of a town. Now watch the Knicks screw up and draft one of these clowns....
Brook: Oh no, there's Stephen A. Smith. Take the fall for me on this one, brother.
The Mannings will have some serious competition for next year's "Douchiest Brothers" ESPY.
Are we there yet?
Good thing the Stanford Tree mascot isn't driving the bus - otherwise this dude is going thru the windshield
Brooke: "Hey Robin, did you pack the earplugs in case they call my name at #6?"
Dude - you know this is Stephon Marbury's ride? I am totally not sitting on this seat.
I can't believe I have to sit next to Justin Guarini all the way to the airport.
Daaaad! Daaaad! Can we go see meet Mike and Mike, can we huh? PLEEEAZZZZZ!?!?! Aw come on Daaaad!!! Mike and Mike Daaad!!! They're right over there Daaaad!
Look, you can meet Mitch Albom's satellite dish ears and we can meet Mike and Mike, come on!!!
Sideshow Robin takes a backseat again.
Brook: Check it out, there's where they drop the ball for New Years'.
Robin (THINKING): Whoa, it says Heidi and Spencer are gonna be on TRL today. That's totally more important than the Knicks' workout.
Brook: "Wait until I tell Robin that I was in a cab with Justin Guarini."
Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee Tuna!!
Thinking: I have one more day with this moron following me everywhere!!!!
Wow, this would be a really fun place to bring Michelle when she isn't busy playing lousy golf.
Nothing says "pimp" like a polo with mesh shorts.
The Lopez Twins can't contain their excitement as they prepare to pull all sorts of "The Parent Trap" shenanigans on their future unsuspecting teams, such as Robin showing up for Brook's practices and Brook for Robin's! Hilarity ensues!
NBA GMs to Stanford:
Fool me once...shame on you (Collins Twins)
Fool me twice...shame on me (Lopez Twins)
Kevin Mchale: Ahhh what the hell! I'll take Brook!
This may be the last time we're ever together, Bro.
Hey Look We's on the BIG TV again!
Robin: "Brook, isn't it enough that we have girls' names? Do you have to try to pee like one?"
"...and if that old lady bus driver even THINKS of telling me to put my feet down, you got my back, right bro?"
I'm going to be drafted before you. Na-na-na-na-na.
Robin: "How come I'm always taking the back seat?"
'...and after five more minutes of pretending the floor is lava, we'll try to make a cushion fort!'
The NBA, where awkward happens.
Sure, but you need to tell us who the fuck exactly they are first...