"Ex-Pats" Writer Decides To Burn Bridges And/Or Create Elaborate PR Stunt
Thursday, July 31, 2008
There's either an extremely elaborate story coming out of Foxboro or.....yeah.....there's an extremely elaborate story coming out of Foxboro. I don't even know where to start with this one, but I'll give it a shot.
Tom Casale was, up until recently, apparently a writer for Patriots Football Weekly. Tom has "been let go" for one reason or another (so says he) and now he wants to drop some bombs and nuke the place on his way out. Pats fans then decide to believe the plan via the comments and other websites. And......Herrrrrrrrre We.......GO!
Now that my time with the Patriots is over, I'm sure some of you would be interested in info from a guy who worked on the inside of an NFL Dynasty. Before I give out that info, I want to make it clear that nobody in that organization did wrong by me. Bill Belichick never yelled at me and the players were more than accommodating 99 percent of the time. I have no axes to grind with anyone. The things I write below are simply the truth from information I've obtained and observations I've made over the years. (Good so far....)Well then. Forget Spygate! We're on to Sex Tape Gate!!! The line forms behind me for the first peek. What's that? You just threw up??? Wuss.
--Tedy Bruschi is much more popular with the fans than he is with his teammates. He isn't the team leader people think he is. Actually, Bruschi rarely talks to any of his teammates. (Enh...not bad...)
--Corey Dillon is about the most miserable piece of shit you would ever want to encounter. You should see the looks and gestures he would give fans when we went on the road. (That's a little better...)
--Hold on for this one: I heard from someone who is close to the case that there is a sex tape of Bill Belichick banging the married woman he had an affair with. I shit you not. The husband who is suing that woman for being unfaithful to him has a tape of his wife and Belichick screwing while the two of them were still married. (And Scene!)
I'm sure they'll receive a ton of press for this tomorrow, and watch for mainstream media to pick up on it around 10 a.m. or so. It should be a fun day in Foxboro and I'm curious to see how far this reaches. Very, very clever move though if you ask me.
Oh and by the way....it's for a betting website. Come on people.
My Last Day as a New England Patriot (Pregame.com)
6 Comments:
Wonder if Belichick wore the hoodie in the sex tape...
What you would rather watch less: The Mini-Me sex tape or Belichick's???
This is too good of a story though...well done, sir.
The Corey Dillon one doesn't surprise me at all. But the Belichick won is downright hilarious (and surprising). And now that it's been leaked that Belichick has a sex tape, I'm sure we'll be seeing it on TMZ in the coming days. It's especially surprising seeing as I've always seen Belichick as more of a private person who keeps to himself (interpret that as you wish) who wouldn't delve into publicity stunts like making a sex tape.
When Corey Dillon played at Dixie State College in St. George, Utah, people in the athletic department told me how big of a butthead he was, so that's not shocking. Truly, Bill Belichick is also every pernicious thing we believed, a cheater, an adulterer and perhaps much more. Class acts like Tony Dungy, Andry Reid and even Mike Shanahan of my Broncos, are much better people than him and win at a comparable click. Screw you Belichick, this is just more ammo for us Pats haters out there, which are as numerous as the hosts of Israel, in case you haven't noticed.
Matt Dery of WDFN: "I saw this Belichick story on 'AwfulAnnouncing.com.' It's one of my favorite sites."
Nice to see Cleveland produce one intelligent person out there.
The poor man's Matt Walsh.
Tommy "Rider" Casale is a self-described "lifelong gambler" who will be happy to tout (sell) his inside info on the site's premium service.
The over-under on his personal site coming down is 3.5 days.
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