Create The Caption #247
Friday, July 18, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"With these glasses I can look down Colleen Dominguez's dress and she'll never know."- Jeff
""I'll show Spencer Pratt what a creepy flesh colored beard really is.""- Pete
"Thank you. I've called this press conference to announce that I've changed my mind about attending the ESPYs."- Anon
"Huh, I didn't know Wrangler made suits."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of David Ortiz during his rehab stint last night?
Daily Links:
A Look Inside Nike's Beijing Efforts (Ad Week)
An On Hand Account Of The Diaz Collapse (Pyle of List)
Cavs Beat Writer Axed (Waiting For Next Year)
The Cardinals Are Trying To Ban Cowboys Fans (Merkin Sports)
OSU Hates ESPN (The Money Shot)
Soccer Has No Chance In The U.S. With Interviews Like This (Unprofessional Foul)
Manny Deserves Better (I'm Writing Sports)
Jerry Manuel's Own Daughter Is Calling Him Out (Slanch Report)
A Visit Inside The ESPY Suites (You Been Blinded)
Eli's Wedding Reception! (KSK)
Outdoor Hockey At Wrigley Officially On (Chicago Tribune)
32 Comments:
(singsong) I am Big Papi, this is my leche, la, la, la,la, lala
I'm the Jugg-ernaut, bitch!
Big Papi is dejected after realizing no one on this team knows any of his awkward home run celebrations.
This dugout is boring without Manny...
Is there a pic of Colleen Dominguez from the ESPY's anywhere? I feel like the kid who missed the party.
Big Papi does not appreciate the taunting of his over-sized mammory glands.
Big Papi looks at milk jugs like Randall Simon looks at anthropomorphic bratwurst.
Little did the unasumming fans know David Ortiz is lactose intolerant and those milk jugs were about to feel his wrath.
Bored with rehab, Ortiz takes the time to model a mobile from his new line of "Lil' Papi" baby equipment.
"Well Jim, I know if I put out enough bait, I'll catch that big one today!"
"Uhh Pete, when I said he liked jugs... nevermind..."
My milk jugs bring big Papi to the yard.
In the majors, when a player wants something to eat in the dugout, he tells the attendant. In the minors, they use more old-fashioned methods.
MLB reveals it's new method of obtaining urine samples for drug testing to show fans it's serious about cleaning up the game.
Children's Hospital motherfucker, GIVE ME SOME MONEY!
These pinatas suck.
Man, this new drug testing policy is harsh.
"I never should have left Minnesota..."
Joe Morgan: Now watch as K-Zone shows why David Ortiz earned the League's Player of the Month award for June.
Papi: I'm 2% fat and 98% Pure Power
You know, if you replace the milk cartons with meat, you get That's Amore- baseball edition.
I only drink milk with HGH and lytocane in it.
If you guys don't come up with a more subtle delivery method, we're going to get caught.
Being the wealthiest man in Pawtucket, local residents ask David Ortiz for gas money...
Papi: 'No, no, I can't..wait, what's that one with the red thingy on it say...Sex? They call me Big Papi for a reas...dammit, it's just Manny being Manny.'
They tried to make Papi go to rehab, he said no, no, no.
If all goes well, by this time next week, Big Papi will be hitting pinanatas.
Man this Gammnons guy is annoying.
Here, Big Papi is shown trying to channel his inner Pedro Cerrano. Unfortunately, he can't quite pull it off.
Big Papi has no balls.
I didn't realize Big Papi was the african-american version of Cyclops.
This isn't what I meant when I asked you to show me your jugs!
Not pictured: Tom Green on keyboard singing "Papi would you like some juggies?"