Create The Caption #252
Monday, July 28, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Thursday's Winners....
"Kobe ponders whether or not Shaq's ass would taste better with Mayo."- Wade Robertson
"Nah, man, college is cool. They pay you and everything."- Anon
"Why is JJ Redick over there? And what's he doing to Coach K? Did Coach K pull a muscle in his groin or something?"- PLBT
"OJ:So wait your telling me that you didn't actually jump that car?...
KB:Nah man. It was all computer shit.
OJ: Thats bull man computers can't jump cars"
- JV
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Chris Webber being interviewed by Charissa Thompson at his "Bada Bling Celebrity Weekend"?
Daily Links:
ESPN Is Looking To Replace Melrose (Going Five Hole)
Could Manny Be Heading Back To Cleveland (Juiced)
Football Gets Better As You Get Older (LOCG)
Tony Stewart Is Crazy (From The Marbles)
Orel Hershiser Is Pissed At Something (The Sports Hernia)
Shan Foster Posterizes Fezzy (Sports VU)
A Look At ESPN's Soccer Fest (SS Reporters)
Betting On The Olympics (Ryan Parker Songs)
Kentucky Football Has A Few Problem Children (Meaningful Collateral)
A Look At Favre's Reinstatement Letter (BMDP)
A Behind The Scenes Look At A Wiz Girls Photo Shoot (Uncoached)
25 Comments:
Man whose head can only be seen: Chris, you can't be messing around with no white girl. You saw what happened to Kobe and O.J.
Webber: You know, there is ONE part of my body that hasn't been injured beyond repair...
And what flavor Pudding Pop would you like little white girl?? Ohh, Ohh, Ohh....
Hey Erin, let's go burn a couple blunts in my Escalade. Oh, your name isn't Erin? My bad...
What do you mean we don't have any time-outs left?
Coach Carter, looking from the right, will be chewing him out later tonight.
Wow, Carlton sure has packed on the pounds after Fresh Prince...
The real Farnsworth Bentley comes at a price...and apparently, Chris Webber is only willing to pony up for an imposter.
(Through clenched teeth) OK, OK, yeah, I clearly took about 20 steps without dribbling before I called that time out. Now ask me something else!
After interviewing Chris Webber at Bada Bling "Celebrity" Weekend, Charissa Thompson hurries off to the Oscars to interview Pauly Shore.
"Uh no Chris, that guy with his hands in his pockets is looking at your ass."
Yeah, it's a great meal plan. Barkley delivers them each morning to my door. Soon I should be big enough that I can outrun a ref too!
Like Sacramento fans are accustomed to seeing him do in all clutch situations, Chris Webber is about to pass off to a teammate.
In an act of desperation, Chris Webber calls a timeout in the middle of his interview only to find out that he had no timeouts left and no chance with Charissa anyway.
I seem to have misplaced my wheelchair and dignity.
I don't get it, what's a whoreo?
Charissa: So, let me just start off by saying I was a big fan of your show...
Chris: My show?
Charissa: Arn't you the guy from "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper?"
Time out. Lemme get my bow-tie on. I didn't know they had blondes at this thing.
...and Where's Tony Soprano?
The cover photo for "Who's Afraid of A Large Black Man ? 2 " is released.
Charissa: "Can you afford to get a pizza and the jersey with your number on it out of the bookstore now?"
CW: "Wait, so you aren't Erin Andrews, but the dude behind me has to be Louis Farrakhan"
I dated Tyra Banks and she got her own show...just thought I would behind-the-back pass you that information.
Charissa: "Now, turn your head and cough..."
Charissa: Do you and Kel Mitchell still keep in touch?
Dude With Bow Tie On: "Man, Derrick Coleman can never find the bathroom in time."