Create The Caption #248
Monday, July 21, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Friday's Winners....
"Not pictured: Tom Green on keyboard singing "Papi would you like some juggies?""- Pete
"I'm the Jugg-ernaut, bitch!"- Anon
"This isn't what I meant when I asked you to show me your jugs!"- Wade
"Little did the unasumming fans know David Ortiz is lactose intolerant and those milk jugs were about to feel his wrath."- Ryan O'Leary
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Nash and Baron Davis riding a tandem bike in Cali? (Via Merkin Sports)
Daily Links:
More Conspiracy Theories Surrounding Mike And The Mad Dog (Bleacher Report)
Submit Ideas To Change The MLB All Star Game (MLB America)
Manny Is Still Hilarious (Sox and Dawgs)
NBAers Love Them Some Cheesecake Factory (Fanhouse)
Kato Kaelin Has His Own Reality Show (Randball)
A British Open Recap (Calling The Shots)
Demolition Derbies Are Awesome (On 205th)
An Interview With The New Harold Baines Statue (Big League Stew)
Your NL Cy Young Candidates (The Love of Sports)
An Interview With J Traina Of Hot Clicks (You Been Blinded)
Taylor To The Skins Was Very Predictable (Rumors and Rants)
More People Need To Wear Pink Pants (Simon on Sports)
Stay Classy Ohio (With Leather)
36 Comments:
"Pedal faster! We've got to catch those Chris Paul and Deron Williams guys!"
Baron: "Steve, I told you you're going to have to pedal like a motherfucker to get this bitch to 88 m.p.h. And stop calling me 'Doc.'"
Steve: "Okay Doc! When do I throw in the red log???"
We're just two wild and crazy guys!
This summer...hold onto your seats...Pee-Wee Herman Returns!...Starring Steve Nash as Pee-Wee Herman...and co-starring Baron Davis...opening nationwide July 25!
Oddly enough, they're the two *least* objectionably dressed people at Venice Beach.
Later that afternoon the pair find out that have been disqualified for doping.
Someday you'll find it. The rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers and me.
I didn't know Urkel was white! Or that he was best friends with Bill Cosby!
Bill Cosby's newest commercial for Jello Pudding Pops featuring Steve Nash
Just...the...two of us.... you and I!
Coming soon to a Men's Warehouse Near You: the JaMarcus Russell sweater line.
Baron: Would someone tell Craig Sager to quit following me?
What laundry day looks like for star point guards.
I want to roll with, the gangstas, but oh well I guess that I'm too white and nerdy.
Rising gas prices have affected the NBA too.
Pictured: Steve Nash & Baron Davis en route to a party at John Amaechi's beach house.
Steve Nash is retiring from the Suns and will now be doing infomercials telling you how you can get FREE MONEY!!! from the government.
Baron: I'm friends with Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson.
Nash: I once met Brian Adams.
Baron celebrates return to LA by showing Jackie Earle Haley around town.
I didn't know Jeffrey Wright and Crispin Glover were making a movie together.
No caption, just the theme from "What's Happenin'?" playing in the background
Depressed that he couldn't ride his tandem bike with Elton Brand, Baron Davis makes the best out of a bad situation and picks up Kelly Leak
I thought Kramer didn't like the ni....
I didn't realize that Baron Davis and Judge Harry Stone from Night Court where such good friends.
steve nash and baron davis answer the question: "what if mork from ork and luther vandross filmed a commercial for eharmony.com?"
Steve Nash and Baron Davis are seen here filming a scene from the upcoming 2009 remake of "Weekend at Bernie's"
No, I don't know how this helps with rebounding, but you can't argue with Rodman's results.
Riding in downtown Miami, Izzy and Noogie get lost on their way to meet Crockett and Tubbs.
It's David Arquette and Lavar Burton in "Lethal Weapon 5: Bike Patrol."
my mistake in the earlier post. i meant to say "mork from ork and teddy pendergrass..."
my bad.
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony,
side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord!
why dont we!?
Thanks for the addition.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/39559-neil-best-of-ny-newsday-calls-me-out-you-know-where-to-find-me
No seen: Don Nelson in the car behind ready to gun the engine.
Raindrops keep falling on my head...
YES!!! "Perfect Strangers" is back!
Keith Moon and Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish take a trip on the way back machine.