Create The Caption #341
Thursday, January 22, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"See how much I'm touching you? That's how much contact it takes to get a charging foul in here."- Cason
"Kiss cam!"- Adam
"Remember what I told you, when life throws you a curve, fake a back injury and abandon your team to preserve your legacy."- Wade Robertson
"Is Mike Krzyzewski gonna have to choke a bitch?"- Ted
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe Bryant, Chris Mihm and Luke Walton, laughing it up with 42 point/15 rebound man, Andrew Bynum?
Daily Links:
A Good Q&A With CBS' Seth Davis (Storming The Floor)
And Another With Jay Mariotti (RCS)
Annnnd One More With MGM's Sportsbook Director (Vegas Watch)
Jeremy Roenick Was On Leverage Recently (Puck Daddy)
The Ugliest Courts In America (Rush The Court)
What A Sports Fan Fears The Most (Five Tool Tool)
Tony Stewart Is Creepy As The Burger King King (From The Marbles)
Browns Getting Ready To Go Through Layoffs (Plain Dealer)
The HOF Case For Jeff Kent (Hall Of Very Good)
UF Is Holding A Sports Law Symposium (Sports Agent Blog)
24 Comments:
Kobe: "You know what I love about the NBA? Always having something pretty and white on my lap." Mihm: "You know what I love about the NBA? Not having to play basketball."
"...and that's when the rabbi said 'Supoena? I never met her!'"
Whoa, whoa. Keep your hands where I can see them! We are sharing a towel afterall. Looks like the recession is affecting the LA Lakers as well...
Bynum: "Hey Kobe, why don't you ask Shaq how these nuts taste."
I'm just glad that Luke Walton's shittiness is not contagious.
Luke: I'm a guuuuuuuy who likes to party
And stay out all night
I love those party faces
And those purdy party lights
But theres another kinda of party lights
That I can't stand to see
There's a man in that patrol car
And he don't wanna party with me
Luke: "EVERYONE!"
All: I should have stayed back at your party
when the party lights wur there
I was by your side on a carnav....
Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!
The Lakers Bench is 100% Segregated: Players who Suck on the Left, Former and Future All Stars on the Right...
Mihm: Luke, I can hear your father in the stands screeching "TERRRRRRRRRIBLE" each time I touch the ball. Which is never. Anyway, carry on.
....So then Madsen starts dancing in front of everybody...
Mihm (Whispers To Walton): Funny Freddy flips funky Franks's Ferrari
Walton (Whispers To Bynum): Fumble Freddy flops Donkey Franks Ferrari
Bynum (Whispers to Kobe): Fun Ball Freddy fakes Donkey Pants Atari
Kobe (Out loud): Funky Balls Freddy farts loud in Pants Party
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.. ahhhhh
Bynum: Hey, those two white dudes next to me are interested in purchasing some of your "ankle insurance."
Kobe: You dropped a 42 and 15 AFTER signing your extension?
Bynum: yeah (laughter subsiding) I, uh, did
Mihm: "I can get 42 this season."
Walton: "42 Minutes?"
Don't look Luke, but I think they're gonna kiss.
Kobe Bryant Warms to Leadership Role with Lakers
Kobe: So, Andrew, now that you're dropping big games, I'm going to have to give you some advice. Don't let no white gal in your room no matter what she says.
Andrew: (looking quizzically)
Kobe: Yeah, right. So for the time that you do let her in, keep $8M in the bank for the "Oh Crap I Got Caught" ring.
ANDREW: "YOU READ AWFULANNOUNCING.COM?"
KOBE: "ONLY FOR THE CAPTION CONTESTS. CAN YOU PUNCH WALTON IN THE FACE FOR ME. HE SUCKS."
Yeah, but did you jump a car for any of those points?
Mihm: Did you hear LeBron signed with the Browns.
Walton: Heh heh. Maybe we won't look so bad if we signed with the Cavs.
Both: Nahhhhh.
Mihm: You think if I shaved tomorrow morning Kobe might mistake me for Michael Phelps?
Mihm: So did you hear your dad is one of the top 50 announcers of all-time?
Walton: That's pretty funny.
Kobe: Man, Stu Scott got swagger-jacked again!
Kobe: Man, WE'RE the real Smash and Dash.
Mihm: Luke, maybe we could go by the name Flop and Mop.
What's under the towel?
Bynum: My magic johnson.
Kobe: Something Shaqtastic.
Chris Mihm:"Hey Luke, isn't that the person who was stalking you in the first row?"