Hi, I'm Guy Fieri and on this episode of Diner's, Drive-in's and Dive's we'll be going to this diner with some killer hash.

Guy in the Background: "Sweet, they hired that chef from the TGI Friday's commercials to make our pregame lunch!"

Why does Goku have a goatee?

Sorry I'm late guys, me and Leinart were checking out the beer bong at the Beta House and... whoaaaaa!

Man these 18 year old freshman girls are going to get wet just seeing my Dragonball Z hair.

Alright! Who wants a mustache ride?!?!?!

goku sayan in the flesh...
*hoes from the pictures from the other day not included*

Don't look into his eyes or you will be turned to stone.

Unfortunately, this is the best haircut you can get on a kicker's salary...

Kevin Greene proudly displays the Oompa Loompa costume he bought for Halloween.

Under Armor makes a snuggie? Who knew?

See - kickers are cool! Really Cool! My mom said so!

I can't believe the guy behind me is wearing yellow crocs, someone really needs to update their style.

ET obtained this exclusive photo from the upcoming movie "White Men Can't Jump 2," starring Jeff Reed & Larry the Cable Guy, shot right outside the Steelers' team hotel.

Look, everybody, it's Scotty 2 Hotty!

"Yeah, I let other guys wear the yellow sneaks when I'm out chasin poon"

You think if I try to make myself look cool, Troy and Willie will stop flushing my face in the toilet?

Dog the Bounty Hunter wasn't close to his teammates, but they respected what he could do on the field.

Wait a second, is that a strip club!?!?! HA HA HA!

beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

Yeah, that's how we're living and you know.... can't touch this.

Aww, isn't that cute. That kicker is trying to look like a football player!

Steelers kicker Jeff Reed demonstrates what psychologists have come to call the Gramatic complex. When kickers come to realize how much smaller and less significant they are when compared to their teammates, there is a natural tendency to exhibit unheard of levels of douchebaggery as compensation.

Guy behind: "Excuse me, sir, you have to sign in"

Reed: "Not now, Chief. I'm in the f*ckin' zone."

Guy behind: Wait, aren't you Kevin Millar?

Alright, alright, alright. Let's party.

Super Bowl my a$$. I'm excited about going to Hawaii next week for a Dog the Bounty Hunter look-alike contest.

Someone ordered a douchebag?

Why does everyone tell me they loved me in Van Halen?

Jeff Reed and two other guys roam the streets of Tampa looking for White Castle after a "blazin" good time with Randy Moss, Ricky Williams, Calvin Johnson, and Gaines Adams (pictured in background)

Whoa. Static electricity, dude.

I can't believe I passed out with my shoes on again! Biggest game of the year and I look like an idiot.

AND I'M FEELING KINDA SUNDAY. SUNDAYYY

Camera's caught Jeff Reed just before he prepares to body slam the bones of Andre The Giant!

Ok. Who wants to see my dick?

Peyton was right. The weather here is SWEET.

Sweet! TGI Friday's!

Sporting a new skirt and freshly dyed hair, Brenda Warner makes her first appearance at the Super Bowl.

PROTECT THIS SIDEWALK

I like guys with a little bit of fat. A little bit of hair... that like to watch a lot of football. I know sometimes he goes to the striptease... but it's ok. He can do whatever he wants.

If the rumors are true and Superman does in fact wear Ed Reed underwear, then there can be no doubt that the Powderpuff Girls wear Jeff Reed underwear.

Wow take Undertaker off the roids and take the tats off and you have Jeff Reed...... NFL KICKER

I'm chef dude Guy Fieri, now where the hell is the nearest TGI Fridays?

"Ha" Jeff thought smugly to himself, "That pansy behind me is wearing yellow crocs. What a loser!"