Not an announcer quote, but I've been seeing a lot of Teabag Tebow signs at Gameday, do you think they're just slow getting them out, or do they not know what Teabag means?

I also saw a T-bone Tebow....how unfunny is that?

I'd also rather see a Tebag Corso sign myself.

Id say they are uninformed on the fine art of teabagging. They probably as dont know about the Cincinnati bow tie, Cleveland steamer or the pussy juice cocktail.

overall these Kentucky signs are very weak. They obviously need Kige Ramsey to help them out.

Also related to that picture- I spotted a "Believe in Blow" sign in the last 10 minutes of the broadcast. Must be a Cocaine themed Tailgate part today.....

Haha. In Kentucky? Nooooooo.

I know this is too easy...

But Ray Bentley just called a Purdue player "The best receiving tight end in the country"

I thought the Big 10 Network was invented so ESPN didn't have to broadcast two Big 10 games first thing in the morning.

I should go back to bed.

"They [the Purdue Breakfast Club] lined up at 7 AM to get some of their...favorite beverages." - Pam Ward, trying desperately not to make any references to alcohol.

"Jesse Smith, gold star on your helmet." - Dave Lapham after an open-field tackle.

Eek....Pamela and Ray are interviewing Bob Griese part of the great qb tradition at Purdue according to ESPN...

Thing is it sounds like a prank call...I swear you can almost hear Griese mumbling "who gave these people my cell phone number"

"You had facial hair for quite a few years." - Pammy
"Yeah, I had a Fu Manchu going on for a while there. A mustache is a big part of a man's identity. You shave it off, you almost feel naked." - Bentley
"Well, you shaved yours off. Do you feel naked right now?" - Pammy
"No. I feel young." - Bentley

I never want to hear Pam Ward ask anyone if they feel naked ever again.

Is there some "in-booth" chemistry going on with Pam and Ray?

AA, with that implication, you've done what several Irish car bombs and white Russians could not do last night with that statement: make me want to puke.

John Saunders said something like this on the pregame show on abc...should be a tough game, ucla only had that hiccup against Notre Dame

hmmmmm...maybe you forgot when they got shlacked vs UTAH 44-6!!

The "Ray's Bentley Award" video clip is just too much.

Brad Nessler is apparently wearing a pink tie for "Breast awareness month"...we need a month for this? He works with Erin Andrews for god sake.

"Derrick Williams' brother Domonique played quarterback at North Carolina AT&T" - Andre Ward

I'm glad everyone watches the iowa games for Pam Ward. That way, even more people can watch the Hawkeye's drop a collective deuce on the 50-yard line...

At the start of the 2nd quarter of the Ohio St-Mich St game, Bob Griese made reference to Brad Nessler's pink tie. Nessler says "Thank you, it's for breast awareness month."

Actually, it's breast CANCER awareness month. I like to think EVERY month is breast awareness month.

Brad Nessler, after receiving a compliment on his pink tie...
"Thanks partner, just celebrating breast awareness month..." (paraphrased)
Wow, I didn't know that Brad. I'll try to be as "breast aware" as possible this month.

It's not announcers, but someone needs to be fired for the Notre Dame uniforms. No way God allows them to win wearing those...

I agree Smitty, and I'm so pissed I wasn't watching the OSU/MSU game to get that comment on video. I'm thinking Mr. Nessler has the early edge in the voting.

"Think about playing quarterback here at USC: Carson Palmer wins a Heisman, Matt Leinart wins a Heisman, John David Booty has played very well, and now Mark Sanchez. It's like going out as a runway model after Heidi Klum." - Pat Haden

"There was a big hole -- Will Ferrell could have run through that hole." - Haden.

He wants to get on the scoreboard badly.

"That [jump pass TD by Tebow] was like ordering an omelet for breakfast, it was so open." - Gary Danielson.

Huh?

I feel sorry for the girl that has to sit next to Maguire.

PS. I love that they stuck him in the upper deck. Now if only they could take his microphone away...

"11 points is better than 12" -Gary Danielson (just give him the trophy now)

Maybe my comment was over the line, but I have had it with ESPN shoving aside game play for promoting.

I mean, that was just ridiculous.

YOU KEEP ON IGNORING PLAYS YOU MORONS!

Are they tryi9ng to condition us to think that if they interview a coach of a team that is in the Big East during an important big Ten game, that we will, in the future, take it as normal operating procedure that ESPN will maybe spend the entire game doing that?

How in the HELL can they think they can get away with that.

It wasn't even a goddamn BLOWOUT!

Hey Jay Rothstein, guess what my middle finger is doing right at this moment...

Bullshit...I am still pissed. I'm sure MNF will be different, concentration on gameplay, respect for the men who give their; bodies constitution on the field.

Oh, yeah, that's right, it's ESPN, they are nothing more than vampires.

CAUGHT!! TOUCHDOWN! - Verne Lundquist, after a kentucky receiver caught a touchdown pass with no time left in the game. Final score: Florida 45 Kentucky 37.

No need for excitement Verne.

"You've got to kick the extra point right?" -Gary Danielson, after the meaningless TD and the coaches were on the field.

During the Ohio State Radio Broadcast of the MSU-OSU game, Ohio State sideline guy Marty Bannister:

"Buckeyes almost double the Spartans in yardage, 348 to 112."

I can't believe I'm going to defend Gary Danielson on this, but, when he said that "11 pints is better than 12" it's worth noting it was refering to UK going for the kick rather than risk not converting on a 2pt conversion. So being down 11 (making pat) is better than 12 (failing 2pt) would actually make some sense. Although, then again, we are talking about Gary Danielson, so nothing really makes sense.

Is there anything worse for an announcer to say then, "Dufrene gives Mendenhall a blow" - Musburger

"South Florida will be replaced in the 2-hole." Brent Musberger

"The guys say he is so precious with the young boys." Holly Rowe

i can't believe brent touched on the kimmel trip to mnf. brent asked if he and kirk would be allowed to appear on the kimmel show.

"If he bobbles the ball at all, and it falls incomplete, it's over. You leave a timeout in your bag, the season — done." — Mike Patrick, in the final seconds of LSU's victory

If the pass was incompelte, the clock would have stopped with :03 (or at fewest :02) left! This comment makes no sense!

"Coach, you called timeout. What happened next? —Holly Rowe, postgame interview

No, LSU didn't!

These final few seconds were completely botched by Patrick, Blackledge, and Rowe. My goodness.

Amazing only one comment on this debacle televised on the ABC network. It was a pathetic display.

This one wasn't great, but it was the best one I could find this weekend:

"If that would've been an completion, that would've been a really great throw-and-catch."-Jay Taylor


Yeah, and if Eastern Michigan didn't suck so bad, they would be good...

That's funny, anon, when Nessler and Greise joked that Maguire was out of the booth because they said they wanted him far away as possible, I'm not entirely sure they were kidding lol