You Create The Caption #100
Thursday, October 25, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
CaC #99 Winners
"Francona had seen enough after watching Gagne jog out of the bullpen."- Hard Scores
"At least now I can go in the clubhouse and watch Frank TV. I wonder if he does an imitation of me sucking."- SP
"Have you seen my baseball?"- Anon
"YOU FANS DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT !!!
I SAVED 84 GAMES IN A ROW !!!
I WORK TOO HARD TO DEAL WITH THIS STUFF !!!
I DRIVE...I DRIVE...I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS !!!"
- Anon
(Not exactly timely, but still funny)
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Bucks' Michael Redd looking over at Yi Jianlian?
Daily Links:
Whatever Happened To Bryant Reeves? (Chicago Bull)
The Toughest Places To Play College Football At Night (Rizzo Sports)
A College Football Poll Quiz (Five on Five)
Dan From Red Sox Monster Is Blogging The World Series For Yahoo (Yahoo!)
Piling On Gregg Easterbrook (Food Court Lunch)
Spurs Beat Cavs For Title, So Says NBA 2K8 (Blog of Hilarity)
App State Can Beat Michigan But No One In 1AA (Meaningful Collateral)
NFL Busts, Where Are They Now? (Deuce of Davenport)
Channing Crowder Is Not A Big Fan Of Geography (NOIS)
The Evolution Of Dirk (Hawg Sports)
Selig To Suspend HGHers? (Signal to Noise)
NBA Predictions Based On Metal Bands (The Money Shot)
Soccer Mom Goes WWF On Coach (The Beautiful Game)
A Hilarious Piece On Fenway Vendors (Naughty American)
.....and Lastly........
ESPN has been barred from all conferences call regarding the new Yankees' Manager. They're planning hardball folks.....let's see which writer ESPN pulls their breaking Don Mattingly news from....
Yankees bar ESPN from conference calls (Newsday)
36 Comments:
No, no. In English, it's called "of-fense". Not "O-face".
"Holy shit, he's like Yao Ming, only suckier"
"Please, God, get me off of this shitty team."
Jeezis H Christ dog, these Chinese guys eat and drink ANYTHING.
Didjoo see what was in that cup? It was a big ass eyeball, like from a big pig or cow or something man.
I am gonna PUKE! LOOK OUT! I haven't been this sick since I saw Dick Versace up close!!!
"I can't believe I just did that."
"You're right, that is soooo much better than pussy"
Hey, check this out - I can belch the Mandarin alphabet.
Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job.
(/sidenote...Blazing Saddles is the best movie ever)
"Dis' motherfucker is dead asleep and he ain't droppin' that motherfuckin cup! How the fuck he do that? Drop the damn cup Yi!"
Damn, that Kung Pao chicken is tearing my stomach up. Don't you have any real Chinese food in this gd forsaken town?
Redd China
I miss Ray. Can I go to Boston too?
Redd considers waiving his no-in-game-happy-ending-massage clause
"And then Yao granted my request for a golden shower... just... like... thiiisss..."
Seriously, Yi, lay off the pregame egg rolls!
These "Rush Hour" movies are losing their edge.
"I should have stayed in China..." "This team SUCKS!"
doood - enough of the boiled cabbage at half time... your killing me!
"Psss, hey Yi, do you think you can get me Yao Ming's autograph?? He's dreamy."
Redd: Did you know that Milwaukee is the only city to ever elect 3 Socialist mayors?
Yi: Does this guy know how to party or what?
Down the basement.
Lock the cellar door.
Annnnd Redddddddd
Talk dirty to me.
"Dude, your game is totally tainted with lead."
Redd: Damn Yi. U can't be getting a happy ending on the bench!
"Hey, bro...I don't know the chinese word for Transvestite, but your "friend" under the bench is definitely one of 'em"
"I'll have what he's having".
(Yes its a sleepless in seattle deli orgasm reference)
Say dawg, I don't think Budhha lives in Milwaukee.
"Puff, puff, give! Puff, puff, give! You better be glad you my homie. People kill you for that shit!"
I told you my shit was better than opium!
AA
I can't believe the Appalachian State celebration CTC didn't make your top 20. Booo!
I'm supposed to breath deep like this -- AFTER I pull your finger?
Will that make the hot American chicks like me?
Yi: Michael, who do we play for again?
Michael: The Milwaukee Brewers...I think.
"Man Yi, you sure look like you're having a great time, what's going on down there?"
*peeks below seat*
A-Rod! I didn't know you were in talks with the Brewers this week.
It appears Redd's practical joke - slipping roofies into Yi's Gatorade - hit Yao a little quicker than expected.
Hey, I won. Sweet!
"Yi quickly learned the benefits of marrying a four-foot tall woman."
"Oh shhhhiiiiiiit...Yi...Yo Yi...Yi...Yo...Yo Yi...wake yo ass up playa...Yo...Yi...Yi Yo man, wake up."
Anon- The App State one was #22 I swear. I thought 25 took up too much space.
"Mike, this is how I get focused while on the bench...just breathe in, and 'Ommmm....'"