Oh God

Friday, October 27, 2006

So Paris Hilton will be on Monday Night Football this......well umm.....Monday. Not sure if she's just picking up the helmet or she'll be in the booth (I'm praying she will be in the booth), but prepare yourselves. Oh and anyone in or near Minnesota (ahem Pacifist Viking) please take the precautionary measures to protect from an Outbreak of VD.

And Announcer Races??????

More on ESPN from the USA Today....

Whether it's hyping Dancing— which drew about 5.million more viewers than the World Series game it ran opposite Tuesday — or having Disney-employed celebs drop by the booth, they aren't catering to the just-give-me-the-game crowd. Those people will watch anyway: ESPN's game Monday, as a sports-themed TV show accessible to lots of people who've never heard of Billy Kilmer, drew the most households in cable TV history.
I guess he does bring up a good point that we'd be watching it anyways, but that won't stop me from trashing it.

Monday Night Games are About One Thing (USA Today)

The Apocalypse Has Come (The Big Lead)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:59 AM


The cardinals got the best shortstop out of the Renteria-Cabrera-Eckstein revolving door. As a Sox fan, I can say with certainty that they got the short end of the stick in that one. In fact, the end was so short, Herve Villechaize dunked on it.


Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2006, 12:29:00 PM  

And let's keep her away from Tom Brady, please.


Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2006, 2:00:00 PM  

I would pay TK at least $5 to show up in the booth wearing a full body condom if Paris is sitting next to him.

ESPN sucks. But, there are no other options.

Jay said...
Oct 27, 2006, 2:14:00 PM  

This will be the first and last time Paris Hilton comes to MN in late October, where it will be twice as cold as L.A. on its coldest day.

Pacifist Viking said...
Oct 27, 2006, 3:56:00 PM  

we are hard at work to get rid of awful column writing.

please sign our petition to be rid of jay mariotti.


the internet creatures

Oct 28, 2006, 5:47:00 PM  

Paris want's to participate in pre-game drills.

Oct 30, 2006, 8:32:00 AM  

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