I'm infatuated with many things....but the one thing that is plainly obvious is my man-crush on all things McConaughey.

WWMMD? (October 5, 2006)

The Sports Blogosphere is filled with homo-erotic innuendo, but this is me flat out wanting to bed the guy. That post basically turned into a verbal fellatio of his crappy movie We Are Marshall.

"You're scared Rece Davis. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Rece that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one man circus."

According to Andrew Marchand of the New York Post.....Monday Night Football will be keeping the celebrity interviews alive for next season's set of games. But they aren't just settling for any old star....

"In my heart of hearts, they have felt better when they are A-List guys and they are more relevant to the game and it doesn't feel like we are doing a hard turn away from the game.''

Rothman said there "is a chance'' MNF won't have a celebrity guest every week next year if it can't get "A-Plus List, relevant stars.''

The thing I don't understand is how they dub people as B-List. Is Belushi B-List? Probably, but McConaughey is A-List and he was horrible. That doesn't make much sense to me......but who am I.....oh that's right.....the viewer.

Marchand also assures us that Tony will be in the booth next year. But if he's out.....Tiki would most likely replace him. Interesting.

There is no deal done yet, but a top TV executive said he is "99 percent sure'' Tiki Barber will end up doing news and sports with ABC and ESPN. Barber could wind up as a contributor to Good Morning America and 20/20. If Kornheiser were to leave MNF, Barber would be the leading candidate to replace him.

Or the Chad Johnson Shoes Edition. I usually post at around eleven. But I've been scouring the internet for pics of the orange shoes that Merton Hanks made Chad Johnson remove before last night's game. And I found some small ones that don't nearly capture their greatness. But here you go.









You can't see the entire right side, which had a photo collection of Chad's touchdowns. But Merton had to ruin it for everyone.....yes the same Merton "Chicken Neck" Hanks from the 9ers.













Also.....I'm very disappointed in our friend Matt. Very boring in the booth. But he did give us the wonderful quote, ""I've always loved the psychology of sport. Football is the ultimate team sport. If one out of eleven is off....you know where the leak in the bucket is"- MMc















Onto the Comment Highlights. As always please check out the sites of everyone involved. They are entirely more funny than myself and keep me entertained for 4 hours on Mondays.

Brian said...Well, now we know what sucks worse than anything else in football: Waiting an hour for a game to start, then having to wait out an official review within the first three minutes.

Amen. The start of that game was hell, and when the shootout never took place, it dragged on forever.

Jay said...""if he held him any longer he would be married in some culture" and what culture would that be??"......Canada.

It's so true Jay. So true.

Lord Nero said...Lotta leg slappin in the booth.

Yeah it got extremely odd in there when Matt entered the fray. But that just goes to show you that Matt can woo anyone.....male or female.

BJ said...If they played the Heizman on dat Ho I would paypal you and ESPN $100; after I did the Heizman on dat Ho of course.

Do the Heizman On Dat Ho....Do the Heizman on Dat....okay, it's permanently stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

Joshua said...I think we should replace TK with McConaughey. I know TK is trying to be witty and amusing all the time, but I think as viewers, we would benefit much more from deep philosophical insights such as "keep livin'" all while trying to avoid being the "leak in the bucket" of life.

That made me do a spittake last night and this morning. Too funny.

Joshua said...TK, I underestimate your power of reasoning and logical deduction. I knew the Colts were scoring touchdowns, but I had no idea that "Cincinnati is going to have to score more than field goals to catch up." You my friend, are the epitome of everything a color commentator should be. I retract my request to replace you with Mr. McConaughey, because while his looks may be sexy, your commentary is far sexier.

Josh again. Good stuff, and I whole-heartedly agree.

Joshua said... Right now, Matthew McConaughey is...

A) Admiring himself in a mirror a'la Uncle Jesse
B) Reading the works of Plato
C) Banging a hot chick
D) Drooling over his newly acquired Theismann autographed 8X10

You decide.

I went with a combination of A, C, and D. But if you can come up with something better let me know.

If you've been frequenting this site for awhile now you most undoubtedly know the site's obsession with Matthew McConaughey. He's the F'ing man, and with Blogger down yesterday I took the day off search through YouTube aimlessly typing in phrases like "Announcer Screw Up", "Announcer Goof", "Sports Announcer dumb", and "Bill Walton".

(And you thought I watched every game. You probably think Santa Claus is real too.)

While I found gold in the Bill Walton Video I also found gold in a non-sports related video. It's Matt Damon doing an impression of Matty Boy.



Not bad Matthew....not bad. What does Matty have to say about it? (You can fast forward to 4 minutes if you don't want to hear a We are Marshall synopsis for the 135th time. Seriously who doesn't know by now that there was a plane crash?)



My favorite part is the very end when Matt says he's going to have X-mas in Australia with the family he was an exchange student with. When he left there were 5 daughters and 1 grand child....now the guy has 5 daughters and 12 grandchildren. How much you wanna bet that Matt was responsible for at least 6 of them? How much???

Matt can impregnate women with quintuplets just by looking at them. I'd feel sorry for them if he actually had intercourse with them because there would be the first lady with Octotenuplets. What's octotenuplets? 80 babies of course.

(P.S.- I made that up.)