So how's that camera feel...not too uncomfortable right?

Are you wearin' a wire? Is this mother f@#^&$ wearin' a wire? I'll gut ya, copper.

The Hoodie: "Ooh...Logan you're sweaty back is so...so...hot. Hey, everyone, do you want to feel this sexy back?"

Okay buddy, trust test is over, I can't hold you up forever.

Where'd you say your wife was, Mankins? Third row? Sweet.

Now I know how Kilmer felt in Varsity Blues. You cost me my season!

"Mumble... mumble... mumble... Nice ass... mumble... mumble... mumble..."

Is it just me, or does this look like a really poor photoshopping job to anyone else?

Bill: "Stay to the right! Stay to the rrriiiiiigggghhhht!"

Ever since losing Tom Brady in week one, Bill Belichick has been checking each player for coattails he can ride on.

Look at the photo closely... It is photoshopped. Mankins's body is in front of Belichick's shoulder, but his leg appears to go behind Belichick's legs. Of course, maybe that is the caption, something about Belichick inserted himself in between Mankins's shoulders and legs.

It's not freaking photoshopped. The leg in the background behind the coach belongs to another player. Both of Mankins' legs are to the front of him, unless he's doing some insane pilates routine on the sideline.

The leg behind Belichick belongs to someone else. Logan Mankin's legs are close together. You can see his left leg clearly. Also seen clearly the head of the other player whose leg is behind Belichick.

Oh and I don't really have a funny caption. I just hope we can stay away from the Spygate stuff. The humor in Spygate ran it's course a LONG time ago. I can't believe people still think those jokes are funny.

Determined not to lose anymore players to physical ailments this season, Bill Belichick institutes random scoliosis checks on the sidelines.

No, you are NOT allowed to shake that guy's hand goddamit! Now get the hell outta here!

Belichick was serious when he instituted a "no tramp stamp" policy.


*That really does look shopped.

Alright Logan, your turn to go give Cassel some rites of patches.

OK, guys...here's my secret. When I get a good MILF in my sights, this move right here seals the deal every time.

"OOOOOOO-klahoma! Where the wind comes sweeping..."

Friends...ass...me.

Cassel's getting better...and Logan's getting laaaarrrrggerrr

Thanks for the link dudes!

Since I have no writing talent, I doubt I could come up with an appropriate caption for posted image.

Mankins: "Will someone tell this homeless guy to get off me?"

Ok, I'm sorry, but it's *clearly* photoshopped. Where did you get the pic, AA?

Spygate Humor: It's funny 'cause it's true!

And now for the rib-tickling caption: ... i got nuthin'

Bill the Butcher: Hey, you listening to me young Randy. Here, its a kill! /*spontaneously grows awesome mustache

Belichick thinks to himself how lucky he is to be taping this celebration to evaluate for potential weaknesses and opportunities to improve this celebration versus the tapes he has of opponent celebrations.

"Dammit, Logan I'm the coach - Let me LEAD!!"

"Buck up, Logan, Daddy's only taking THIS kidney; you can keep the other one... for now."

Bill: "Tom's ass feels better."

Logan: "Yah, I know."

This picture is like one of those optical illusions where it looks one way but, then your brain makes you look at it another way. What are those called?

Anyway, it makes it looks like Belichick is about to mount him from behind...so maybe it IS real.

Bill: Dude you wearing your hoodie?
Logan: Yup
Bill: Good its good luck and the way we have been playing lately we could use all the good luck we can

Bill Bellicheck: "So Mankins, what did Shanahan say about my question regarding him actually winning a championship without John Elway?"

Shortly after this image is shown on the ESPN Monday Night Football broadcast, Tony Kornheiser calls Bill Bellicheck a "genius" for the 100th time because he touched an offensive lineman's back.

Ever the stickler for details, Bill Bellicheck checks to make sure that Logan Mankins is wearing clean underwear in case he has to be taken to the hospital at some point during the game.

Bellichick: Hey are you done yet, I'm getting tired of holding it.
Mankins: That's what she said.
Bellichick: Thats what she... Oh I get it

This is mine! This is where my babies come from!

I believe in the soul, the videotaping of opposing team's coaches, the small of a man's back, the deep out, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the roughing the passer foul. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Watch Shanahan's face when we do a conga line right through mid-field.

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Watch Shanahan's face when we do a conga line right through mid-field.

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