Create The Caption #298

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"I Would Like to Thank Delmon Young's Insanity for Making this Possible"- Simon

"I don't know how to say this but (leans in) can I be your neat-o stat of the night?"- Anon

"I'd really like to thank our fans, and if you will allow me, I'll take this time to mention all 23 of them by name."- Bob L

"Yeah, it was a total team effort, everybody gave 100%, but I truly believe we couldn't have done this without Eckersley's mullet inspiring our drunken mistake mohawks. Say hi to your mother for me."- Ross (That one was all over the place, but it still made me laugh)

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bill Belichick celebrating last night's win with Patriots' Guard, Logan Mankins?

Daily Links:

What Was With Berman's Love Of Mike Nolan Last Night? (WWOD?)
Charissa Thompson Add A Pair Of Lisa Loeb Glasses To Her New Hairdo (Deadspin)
The Phils As Rocky Characters (Bugs and Cranks)
If You Have A Team Specific Blog You Might Win An Award From This Site (LA Ball Talk)
The Cougars Are Turribul (LOCG)
A Tribute To The Spitters Of The World (Money Shot)
Venting With The Cleveland Browns (WFNY)
Johnny Gomes And His Bottle Of Patron (Big League Stew)
Soccer, Hanguns And Parents....What Could Go Wrong? (Unprofessional Foul)
Infamous Moments In World Series History (RCS)
Professor Dennis Green (Lion In Oil)
From Jerry Jones To Jimmy Johnson (Moondog Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:36 PM


So how's that camera feel...not too uncomfortable right?

Oct 21, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

Are you wearin' a wire? Is this mother f@#^&$ wearin' a wire? I'll gut ya, copper.

The Chancellor said...
Oct 21, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

The Hoodie: "Ooh...Logan you're sweaty back is Hey, everyone, do you want to feel this sexy back?"

Justin F. said...
Oct 21, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

Okay buddy, trust test is over, I can't hold you up forever.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

Where'd you say your wife was, Mankins? Third row? Sweet.

Jason McGlone said...
Oct 21, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

Now I know how Kilmer felt in Varsity Blues. You cost me my season!

Drazzel said...
Oct 21, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

"Mumble... mumble... mumble... Nice ass... mumble... mumble... mumble..."

foos said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Is it just me, or does this look like a really poor photoshopping job to anyone else?

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Bill: "Stay to the right! Stay to the rrriiiiiigggghhhht!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Ever since losing Tom Brady in week one, Bill Belichick has been checking each player for coattails he can ride on.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Look at the photo closely... It is photoshopped. Mankins's body is in front of Belichick's shoulder, but his leg appears to go behind Belichick's legs. Of course, maybe that is the caption, something about Belichick inserted himself in between Mankins's shoulders and legs.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

It's not freaking photoshopped. The leg in the background behind the coach belongs to another player. Both of Mankins' legs are to the front of him, unless he's doing some insane pilates routine on the sideline.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

The leg behind Belichick belongs to someone else. Logan Mankin's legs are close together. You can see his left leg clearly. Also seen clearly the head of the other player whose leg is behind Belichick.

Oh and I don't really have a funny caption. I just hope we can stay away from the Spygate stuff. The humor in Spygate ran it's course a LONG time ago. I can't believe people still think those jokes are funny.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Determined not to lose anymore players to physical ailments this season, Bill Belichick institutes random scoliosis checks on the sidelines.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

No, you are NOT allowed to shake that guy's hand goddamit! Now get the hell outta here!

E Buzz said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Belichick was serious when he instituted a "no tramp stamp" policy.

*That really does look shopped.

GMoney said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Alright Logan, your turn to go give Cassel some rites of patches.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

OK,'s my secret. When I get a good MILF in my sights, this move right here seals the deal every time.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

"OOOOOOO-klahoma! Where the wind comes sweeping..."

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 2:15:00 PM

Edward said...
Oct 21, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Cassel's getting better...and Logan's getting laaaarrrrggerrr

Unknown said...
Oct 21, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Thanks for the link dudes!

Since I have no writing talent, I doubt I could come up with an appropriate caption for posted image.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Mankins: "Will someone tell this homeless guy to get off me?"

Tepid Epics said...
Oct 21, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Ok, I'm sorry, but it's *clearly* photoshopped. Where did you get the pic, AA?

Heef said...
Oct 21, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Spygate Humor: It's funny 'cause it's true!

And now for the rib-tickling caption: ... i got nuthin'

BF said...
Oct 21, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

Bill the Butcher: Hey, you listening to me young Randy. Here, its a kill! /*spontaneously grows awesome mustache

Corn said...
Oct 21, 2008, 4:47:00 PM  

Belichick thinks to himself how lucky he is to be taping this celebration to evaluate for potential weaknesses and opportunities to improve this celebration versus the tapes he has of opponent celebrations.

dwhit said...
Oct 21, 2008, 4:47:00 PM  

"Dammit, Logan I'm the coach - Let me LEAD!!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 4:53:00 PM  

"Buck up, Logan, Daddy's only taking THIS kidney; you can keep the other one... for now."

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

Bill: "Tom's ass feels better."

Logan: "Yah, I know."

49er16 said...
Oct 21, 2008, 5:28:00 PM  

This picture is like one of those optical illusions where it looks one way but, then your brain makes you look at it another way. What are those called?

Anyway, it makes it looks like Belichick is about to mount him from maybe it IS real.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 6:25:00 PM  

Bill: Dude you wearing your hoodie?
Logan: Yup
Bill: Good its good luck and the way we have been playing lately we could use all the good luck we can

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 8:15:00 PM  

Bill Bellicheck: "So Mankins, what did Shanahan say about my question regarding him actually winning a championship without John Elway?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 10:12:00 PM  

Shortly after this image is shown on the ESPN Monday Night Football broadcast, Tony Kornheiser calls Bill Bellicheck a "genius" for the 100th time because he touched an offensive lineman's back.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 10:14:00 PM  

Ever the stickler for details, Bill Bellicheck checks to make sure that Logan Mankins is wearing clean underwear in case he has to be taken to the hospital at some point during the game.

Anonymous said...
Oct 21, 2008, 10:17:00 PM  

Bellichick: Hey are you done yet, I'm getting tired of holding it.
Mankins: That's what she said.
Bellichick: Thats what she... Oh I get it

Unknown said...
Oct 21, 2008, 11:00:00 PM  

This is mine! This is where my babies come from!

Punch Rockgroin said...
Oct 22, 2008, 3:08:00 AM  

I believe in the soul, the videotaping of opposing team's coaches, the small of a man's back, the deep out, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the roughing the passer foul. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I am Mr. Earth said...
Oct 22, 2008, 8:42:00 AM  

Watch Shanahan's face when we do a conga line right through mid-field.

Obliv1ion said...
Oct 22, 2008, 10:30:00 AM  

Watch Shanahan's face when we do a conga line right through mid-field.

Obliv1ion said...
Oct 22, 2008, 10:31:00 AM  

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