Create The Caption #299

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"So how's that camera feel...not too uncomfortable right?"- View From The Cheap Seats

"Dammit, Logan I'm the coach - Let me LEAD!!"- Anon

"Alright Logan, your turn to go give Cassel some rites of patches."- Anon

"I believe in the soul, the videotaping of opposing team's coaches, the small of a man's back, the deep out, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the roughing the passer foul. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."- Mr. Earth (Hilarious)

FYI- I got the photo from Yahoo, so I'm pretty sure it isn't photoshopped, but I could be wrong. It does start to look sketchy if you look at it long enough.

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of some New Orleans Saints walking through the woods after practice Chandler's Cross, England?

Daily Links:

Sports Anchor O Faces (Joe Sports Fan)
Willis McGahee And Brooke Shields For Volkswagen (KSK)
The Broncos Are In Trouble (Fanhouse)
So You Want To Work For SI? (HHR)
Yep, Johnny Gomes Was And Is Awesome (Bugs and Cranks)
Could The Rays Winning Be Bad For Baseball? (Rumors and Rants)
Is The Colts' Time At The Top Over? (WaPo)
Running Marathons For Charity (Steady Burn)
How Well Do You Know Derek Jeter's Women? (Simon on Sports)
The Only Way The Lions Can Save Their Season (It's Just Sports)
A World Series Cheerleader Preview (HR Derby)
On The Emergence Of Sports Podcasting (Valet Mag)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:32 PM


Worst. Renaissance Fair. Ever.

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

(narrator) "I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being."

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

"Troopers, You find anything?"

"Man, we ain't found shit"

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Now remember what they say; "leaves of three leave them be... leaves of four eat some more."

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

The Saints are bringing "the hood" to Robin Hood.

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

"OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch and she keeps leaving shit outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation! THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

"Why the hell was Dorothy and that Scarecrow so scared? The Lions, Tigers, and Bears aren't worth shit this year."

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Over the river and through the woods to Shockey's mom's house we go...

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

We're Men, We're Men in Tights... We may look like Sissies but watch what you say or else we'll put out your Lights

Simon said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

Here we have previously unreleased footage of the Saints first return to downtown New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
(what? too soon?)

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Coach said this was Sharewood Forrest or some shit. All I know is if anyone jumps out and tries to jack my Rolex, I'ma bitch slap him like Larry Johnson's girlfriend...

foos said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

The modern version of The Crusades are far less impressive...

foos said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

We all knew "Survivor" was grasping at the proverbial reality-TV show straws, but this is bad.

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

#91: "We crashed our canoes, but nothing can happen in this forest, can it?"
#70: "Ummm. Why do I hear 'Dueling Banjos'?"

Oct 22, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

If you get lost in the woods ... fuck it, build a house.

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

The Saints find out the hard way that the English don't give the best directions to those wearing the fleur-de-lis.

I am Mr. Earth said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Dang I thought Michaels dog fights were a lot closer than this.

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

The turf at Wembley Stadium hasn't improved much from last year's Giants-Dolphins game.

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

You sure this field is regulation?

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

The Sheriff of Nottingham is going to be pissed that we're coming back empty-handed.

GMoney said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Denzel Washington leads the Saints through the woods to the site of the Battle of Gettysburg because Sean Payton saw it in a movie once.

dwhit said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

W_Rabb said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Members of the New Orleans Saints take a detour from their quest for the Holy Grail to find a shrubbery for the Knights Who Say Ni.

Unknown said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Come out, come out wherever you are!

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

"Do they speak English over hear. Channing Crowder said they didn't."

49er16 said...
Oct 22, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Christ, that asshole Breez lied, there ain't no cheeseburger trees over here, that milk dud faced bastard!

E Buzz said...
Oct 22, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

The initial screening of the Blair Saint Project.

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

After an ill-advised decision to ride on his own during the fox hunt, King Charles immediately sharted himself at his predicament.

Obliv1ion said...
Oct 22, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

C'Mon guys: If we don't find Miracle Max, then Reggie, Jeremy and Marques won't be able to play Sunday.

BF said...
Oct 22, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

"I want out of this forrest, I mean it"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

"So this guy in a skirt said, 'Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free' ... so that is where we are headed right now"

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Sir, I protest: I am not a "merry man"!

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

The Saints try desperately to find their playoff chances for this year.

CB said...
Oct 22, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

Damn no wonder the other team is always wide open.

Scott said...
Oct 22, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

Does anybody else hear a banjo?

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

Will Smith: "You know, fellas, at first I was really bummed about losing a home game. But after getting the opportunity to walk through these woods and trace the steps of the likes of Coleridge and Wordsworth, I'm glad we came to England."

Jammal Brown: "For sure. Maybe instead of trying a mock burial or bootleg attempt at a Lou Holtz pep talk, Coach Payton will get with the spirit of things and enchant us with some lines from "Kubla Khan."

DeMario Pressley: "Yeah, that would be tight."

Roamless Hudson said...
Oct 22, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

"I told you we were supposed to turn left out of the locker room."

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

Man, we already lost Frodo? We're the worst fellowship ever.

Jared said...
Oct 22, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

"Have Gun Will Travel reads the card of a man.

A knight without armor in a savage land.

His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind.

A soldier of fortune, is the man called PALADIN!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

"You boys ready to Snipe hunt? Ill scare em' out, you guys sit here and catch them with your helmets."

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 5:00:00 PM  

Rich Eisen, somewhere off camera, "Be Sure To Join Us Tonight For 'NFL Network's Masterpiece Theatre' As The New England Saints Perform William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream."

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 5:48:00 PM  

In an effort to further cross-promote the NFL, Roger Goodell enlists some members of the New Orleans Saints to appear in the upcoming film "Harry Potter & The Magical Football."

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 5:51:00 PM  

Spike Lee Presents: Deliverance 2008...

Five Black Dudes and one crazy-ass cracker walk into the woods...

Only one walks out alive...

Oct 22, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

Damn, I hate playing in Detroit!

Oct 22, 2008, 6:21:00 PM  

#91: "All those who wish they were Reggie right now, back home with Kim's ass, say 'I' "

Everyone else: "I!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 6:55:00 PM  

Everywhere we go. People want to know....

Justin F. said...
Oct 22, 2008, 7:26:00 PM  


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Joseph said...
Oct 22, 2008, 8:48:00 PM  

After being lost in the woods for what seemed like days (but was actually a few hours), the New Orleans Saints held a vote to determine the least-valuable offensive player.

Devery Henderson was promptly eaten.

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 10:16:00 PM  

"We'll make spears.. hundreds of them. Long spears, twice as long as a man."

"That long?"


"Some men are longer than others."

RB: "Kim's been telling stories about me again, ah?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 10:17:00 PM  

Man, everything is backwards over here. Cars on the wrong side of the road. Practice in the middle of the woods. What's wrong with these people?

Sean H said...
Oct 22, 2008, 10:48:00 PM  

"Okay, # 85 - We'll practice in the woods for money, but if I see a burning cross I'm the f**k outta here."

Anonymous said...
Oct 22, 2008, 11:28:00 PM  

'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

Oct 22, 2008, 11:37:00 PM  

I see Habitat for Humanity has been slow here too.

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 6:12:00 AM  

[on loudspeaker] Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.

Lammy742 said...
Oct 23, 2008, 8:16:00 AM  

This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other of not, but you will respect each other. And maybe... I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men.

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 8:18:00 AM  

The Saints are marching one by one Hurrah! ... Hurrah!

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 11:51:00 AM  

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