Create The Caption #301
Monday, October 27, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Thursday's Winners....
"Before Wednesday's Game 1, Satan stopped by to finalize two contracts. Fear not Philadelphia, your sacraficial lambs have been delivered for the good of everyone..."- Foos
"Man... I didn't expect Craig Sager's suit to go up that fast..."- Anon
"Burrell: "I'm Pat S. Burrell, Esquire!"
Howard: "And I'm Ryan 'Theodore' Howard!"
Both: "And we are... WYLD STALLYNS!"
- Ross
"Aren't they suppose to wait until after the World Series to start burning the city down?"- Anon
"I didn't know it was coach's birthday. He'd better hurry up and blow out those candles or McCarver will start explaining the ground rules when Catwalk A catches on fire."- Mal
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Lebron James on the sidelines during PSU-OSU this past Saturday?
Daily Links:
Jim Zorn Is Intense (KSK)
Ron Darling's Hair Was Sweet (Red Sox Monster)
Pretty Sure Rollins Was Out At Third (Sports Hernia)
Tim McCarver Gets Venn Diagrammed (Surviving The World)
Pound For Pound MMA Rankings (The Love of Sports)
Nuns In Croatia Have Cash To Burn (Beautiful Game)
The Biggest Loser: Coaches Edition (Uncoached)
Horse Racing Is Just Like Life (The Big Picture)
Come Again ESPN Commenter? (Sox and Dawgs)
Be Very Very Quiet, Zeke Is Sleeping (Tirico Suave)
The Gophers Are Trying To Set An Odd Record (Randball)
Derek Anderson In Groundhog Day (WFNY)
40 Comments:
*This... is... how... we... do... it... (doonn, cheet, doonn, doonn, cheet) This is how we do it!*
LeBron: "Damn, Montell Jordan is my jam!"
Born to hand-jive baby!
Big bucks! Big bucks! No whammies, no whammies and....stop!
This is how you fucka bitch! (its all in his facial expression)
First you limb to the south like your leg was broken......
"Greg Oden did say these chicks were fine! Just think how much poon I would have gotten if I went to college!"
Lebron gets into character on the set of Kazaam II: Electric Boogaloo
If I keep crip-walking like this, maybe it'll make me look stupid enough that Cleveland won't mind when I leave . . .
LeBron James let's the crowd know what he thinks Cleveland's chances are of resigning him when he becomes a free agent.
Kirk Herbstreet's son is not impressed.
LeBron's entourage advises him to turn his Michigan stocking cap inside out before making his public appearance.
After LeBron James is shown on the ABC TV broadcast, Brent Musberger was contractually obligated to call him "King James" and off-handidly mention that "LeBron's accomplished more so far in his career than all other NBA players ever."
LeBron demonstrates to AA what he does to the Wizards every Spring.
LeBron James hangs out on the Ohio State sideline, hoping to get some post-game sweater vest tips from Jim Tressel.
I'm the king of rock,
there is none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom,
you must use fire
I won't stop rockin' till I retire
Hey Macarena!!
Waddilly atcha, waddily atcha, doodly doo, doodly doo...
2 legit
2 legit 2 quit
This is how a global icon does the Electric Slide!
But I can't teach you my swag
You can pay for school but you can't buy class
School of hard knocks I'm a grad
And that all-blue yankee is my graduation cap...
no, I don't want no scrubs
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
NO! No more of the Cha Cha Song! I will NOT clap my hands!
Yes, now YOU too can learn cossack style dancing from the lord of the cossack, Lebron James.
LeBron realizes that OSU plays in Ohio and not New York right?
LeBron: "I swear, I will not be playing in New York in a couple of years."
Playing in small market penalty is declined. First and 10 LeBron James at the New York Knicks 20 yard line.
Um, where's the bathroom?
Lebron illustrates Ohio State's chances at winning a big game this year.
Is that Hines Ward's dad on the top right?
Since Danny Ferry can't bring in good complementary players for LeBron, the next best thing is to play the songs he wants to hear all the time.
LeBron James pictured on the sideline of the Ohio State-Penn State game. Not shown is his Notre Dame jersey he's wearing underneath the jacket.
"The Carlton Dance was never the same after Alfonso Ribeiro hit that growth spurt."
Grab my hands! Dammit when I say we form a human knot, we form a g.d. human knot!
Lebron gets confused trying to sing and do the motions at the same time, to the Subway $5 dollar footlong song.
Once again LeBron craps on the state of Ohio by wearing Penn State colors!
LeBron James showing up on the Buckeyes sidelines is the worst idea since showing up to a party with a boner in sweatpants.
can't touch this
dammit Mal
No deal, Howie, No deal!
Heyyyyy Macarena!