Create The Caption #301

Monday, October 27, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Before Wednesday's Game 1, Satan stopped by to finalize two contracts. Fear not Philadelphia, your sacraficial lambs have been delivered for the good of everyone..."- Foos

"Man... I didn't expect Craig Sager's suit to go up that fast..."- Anon

"Burrell: "I'm Pat S. Burrell, Esquire!"
Howard: "And I'm Ryan 'Theodore' Howard!"
Both: "And we are... WYLD STALLYNS!"
- Ross

"Aren't they suppose to wait until after the World Series to start burning the city down?"- Anon

"I didn't know it was coach's birthday. He'd better hurry up and blow out those candles or McCarver will start explaining the ground rules when Catwalk A catches on fire."- Mal

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Lebron James on the sidelines during PSU-OSU this past Saturday?

Daily Links:

Jim Zorn Is Intense (KSK)
Ron Darling's Hair Was Sweet (Red Sox Monster)
Pretty Sure Rollins Was Out At Third (Sports Hernia)
Tim McCarver Gets Venn Diagrammed (Surviving The World)
Pound For Pound MMA Rankings (The Love of Sports)
Nuns In Croatia Have Cash To Burn (Beautiful Game)
The Biggest Loser: Coaches Edition (Uncoached)
Horse Racing Is Just Like Life (The Big Picture)
Come Again ESPN Commenter? (Sox and Dawgs)
Be Very Very Quiet, Zeke Is Sleeping (Tirico Suave)
The Gophers Are Trying To Set An Odd Record (Randball)
Derek Anderson In Groundhog Day (WFNY)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:43 PM


Heyyyyy Macarena!

pete said...
Oct 27, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

*This... is... how... we... do... it... (doonn, cheet, doonn, doonn, cheet) This is how we do it!*

LeBron: "Damn, Montell Jordan is my jam!"

foos said...
Oct 27, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

Born to hand-jive baby!

Patrick said...
Oct 27, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  
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Jaybirdman said...
Oct 27, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Big bucks! Big bucks! No whammies, no whammies and....stop!

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

This is how you fucka bitch! (its all in his facial expression)

Jaybirdman said...
Oct 27, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

First you limb to the south like your leg was broken......

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

"Greg Oden did say these chicks were fine! Just think how much poon I would have gotten if I went to college!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Lebron gets into character on the set of Kazaam II: Electric Boogaloo

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

If I keep crip-walking like this, maybe it'll make me look stupid enough that Cleveland won't mind when I leave . . .

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

LeBron James let's the crowd know what he thinks Cleveland's chances are of resigning him when he becomes a free agent.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Kirk Herbstreet's son is not impressed.

BF said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

LeBron's entourage advises him to turn his Michigan stocking cap inside out before making his public appearance.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

After LeBron James is shown on the ABC TV broadcast, Brent Musberger was contractually obligated to call him "King James" and off-handidly mention that "LeBron's accomplished more so far in his career than all other NBA players ever."

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

LeBron demonstrates to AA what he does to the Wizards every Spring.

GMoney said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

LeBron James hangs out on the Ohio State sideline, hoping to get some post-game sweater vest tips from Jim Tressel.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

I'm the king of rock,
there is none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom,
you must use fire
I won't stop rockin' till I retire

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

Hey Macarena!!

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

Waddilly atcha, waddily atcha, doodly doo, doodly doo...

Joseph Selby said...
Oct 27, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

2 legit
2 legit 2 quit

Mal said...
Oct 27, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

This is how a global icon does the Electric Slide!

Mal said...
Oct 27, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

But I can't teach you my swag
You can pay for school but you can't buy class
School of hard knocks I'm a grad
And that all-blue yankee is my graduation cap...

Oct 27, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

no, I don't want no scrubs
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

NO! No more of the Cha Cha Song! I will NOT clap my hands!

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Yes, now YOU too can learn cossack style dancing from the lord of the cossack, Lebron James.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

LeBron realizes that OSU plays in Ohio and not New York right?

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

LeBron: "I swear, I will not be playing in New York in a couple of years."

49er16 said...
Oct 27, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

Playing in small market penalty is declined. First and 10 LeBron James at the New York Knicks 20 yard line.

The Mathlete said...
Oct 27, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

Um, where's the bathroom?

A.Guss said...
Oct 27, 2008, 4:37:00 PM  

Lebron illustrates Ohio State's chances at winning a big game this year.

Jared said...
Oct 27, 2008, 4:38:00 PM  

Is that Hines Ward's dad on the top right?

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 4:42:00 PM  

Since Danny Ferry can't bring in good complementary players for LeBron, the next best thing is to play the songs he wants to hear all the time.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 5:30:00 PM  

LeBron James pictured on the sideline of the Ohio State-Penn State game. Not shown is his Notre Dame jersey he's wearing underneath the jacket.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 6:36:00 PM  

"The Carlton Dance was never the same after Alfonso Ribeiro hit that growth spurt."

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 6:44:00 PM  

Grab my hands! Dammit when I say we form a human knot, we form a g.d. human knot!

Willie Moe said...
Oct 27, 2008, 8:16:00 PM  

Lebron gets confused trying to sing and do the motions at the same time, to the Subway $5 dollar footlong song.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 8:36:00 PM  

Once again LeBron craps on the state of Ohio by wearing Penn State colors!

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 8:41:00 PM  

LeBron James showing up on the Buckeyes sidelines is the worst idea since showing up to a party with a boner in sweatpants.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2008, 9:54:00 PM  

can't touch this

dammit Mal

questionmark said...
Oct 27, 2008, 11:04:00 PM  

No deal, Howie, No deal!

MMayes said...
Oct 28, 2008, 11:02:00 PM  

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