Create The Caption #289

Monday, October 06, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Wednesday's Winners....

"I'm so excited... I'm so excited... I'm so, so scared..."- Foos

"Dead Man coaching!"- Santa Claustrophobia

"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child"- Anon

"Let's see.. if I sell my house, sleep at the office, buy cases of Top Ramen at Costco, only wear Raider logowear, not spend my per deim on road trips, I should be able to save enough to retire after I'm fired."- Dave

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Young laughing with Jerry Rice during his jersey retirement ceremony yesterday?

Daily Links:

Willis McGahee Isn't A Suzy Kolber Fan (Baltimore Sun)
The Goulet Finalists Have Been Named! (American Mustache Institute)
Charissa Thompson Dyed Her Hair (Central Maine)
Chris Cooley Talks To Van Pelt About His Blog (Zone Blitz)
The Rams Are On Pace To Set The Points Allowed Record (Juiced)
Brad Ausmus: Beyond The Glory (Sox and Dawgs)
NBA Team Previews In Five Words Or Less (Cake Rocks The Party)
The Giants Look Like World Beaters (LOCG)
An Interview With Sports Host Carrie Milbank (The Love of Sports)
Stanford And Notre Dame Do Not Like Each Other (Rumors and Rants)
An Interview With The Man Who Bought Big Papi's Bed (Red Sox Monster)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:16 PM


"The Aristocrats!"

Ted Hill said...
Oct 6, 2008, 11:43:00 AM  

Young: I really think that J.T. O'Sullivan may be the next Steve Young or Joe Montana.

Rice: Hahahaha!!! Wait, you're being serious?

Justin F. said...
Oct 6, 2008, 11:45:00 AM  

"Haha, 'She-shawn', get it?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 12:12:00 PM  

"...and then Emmitt says to me..."

GMoney said...
Oct 6, 2008, 12:13:00 PM  

Rice: Hey, remember when I played for the Raiders? HAHA
Young: HAHA! Oh, ya. What was that all about?

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 12:16:00 PM  

"I'm sorry, fellas I gotta get out of here. I'm way too white."

Jared said...
Oct 6, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Guy in white shirt: "Hahaha... Jerry Rice called you Alfalfa, Steve..."

Steve: *stops laughing* *clears throat* "And why are you laughing, Pigface?"

foos said...
Oct 6, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

Young (whose wife is preggers): "If my fourth child is black, I'm gonna kick one of ya'll ass."

Dude in back: "Oh shit."

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

And Boomer goes "You're with me, Leather!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Young: "Right there! Right there is where I lost conciousness after my 8th concussion! Oh too funny...wait, what were we talking about again?"

Mez said...
Oct 6, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Bill Walsh is dead and Joe Montana is broke! HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

E Buzz said...
Oct 6, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

"and she says: Ping-pong balls? Oh, shit, I thought you said, King Kong's Balls!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

"and then one of the passengers says to the stewardess, 'and don't forget the coffee!'"

Lando said...
Oct 6, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

The laughter erupts as the bald man in the background sheepishly admits that Tory is his favorite "Saved by the Bell" girl.

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

Jerry Rice, already in the NFL Hall of Fame for being the best receiver ever, being elected in to the more obscure but equally prestigious Fake Over Laughing Hall of Fame by 2007 inductee Steve Young.

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

This is that special Kodak Moment where you'll always be able to remember when somebody told you the Niners have a shot this year.

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Steve: "T.O. actually thinks he isn't getting enough touches!"


Unknown said...
Oct 6, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  

Guys remember that time I pissed in my special underwear??

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 6:55:00 PM  

Steve: "Oh, God, those concussions haven't getting any better. I thought I saw Jerry trying to dance on TV one night."

MMayes said...
Oct 6, 2008, 7:00:00 PM  

Jerry: "So I says to the hooker... rectum? Damn near killed em!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 7:07:00 PM  

Charles Dutton from ROC fame is pissed having found out his show and career were retired long ago.

Obliv1on said...
Oct 6, 2008, 7:15:00 PM  

So Steve, how are you coming on that Thank You letter to Leonard Marshall?

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 8:04:00 PM  

Rice:...and Steve remember when I said you were no Joe Montana.

Young: Good one Jerry...but that still can't top when Siefert sent the backup in without telling me in that Eagles game.

Rice: Oh yeah...and then your blowup on the sidelines.

Young: Goodtimes.

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 8:22:00 PM  

Rice to Young:
Seriously? Jeff Garcia isn't gay? Good one!!!

Unknown said...
Oct 6, 2008, 8:33:00 PM  

Hey, who "forgot" to invite Joe Montana ?

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 10:03:00 PM  

HA! And I though I was going bald!

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 10:20:00 PM  

"You know what sucks about being a rich, NFL Hall of Famer?"

all: "NOTHING!!!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 7, 2008, 12:19:00 AM  

Dude in blue Shirt: "Steve, I told you not to eat the bean dip in the suite."
Young: "Lee Woodall wishes I didn't. He was standing right behind me."

Anonymous said...
Oct 7, 2008, 10:43:00 AM  

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