AA Hearts......

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Mom Jeans.

Not only are the Georgetown Fans awful trash talkers.....on of their band members wear elastic pants.....with no back pockets.

Us JMU alums don't really have much to cheer about. It's really drinking and 1-AA football, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to see the Dukes take on GTown at the Phone Booth last night. We had a pretty good section of about 20 Fans, and we did what were good at......drinking and making fun of people.


Losing by 30 with 4 mins. left to go in the 2nd Half. JMU finally gets 2 points in the paint.

Getting trashed talked by the Georgetown band.
"Shut up. You play Tuba."- Dukes Fan

Leaving the Arena.
"Yeah! Good game JMU!"- GTown Fan
"Yeah! Preseason Top-10 Georgetown"- Dukes Fan
(4 second silence)
"Umm, Why did you even make the trip"- GTown Fan
"Because I graduated you idiot.....I'm five miles from my house"- Dukes Fan

All in all.....Good Times. Georgetown won 89-53, but I think we won the war. And for you Bracketologists out there. Stay away from Georgetown come tourney time. They are soft......Jeff Green is 7 feet tall and plays like a two-guard. And Roy Hibbert is Brendan Haywood Version 2.0.

Also, a quick note to Georgetown Fans. We know all of the students are white, but you don't have to chant for the one white guy to get in, and freakout when he scores. It actually comes off a bit racist since most of the fans are African American. Also the one (actually there's two, but the other one is too normal to make fun of) white guy is named Sead Dizdarevic......and his birthplace is Bijelo Polje......and he looks like this.....

This has to be a joke right????

Madison! James Madison! We are the Dukes of JMU!!!!!

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:27 PM


That guy looks like he should be a character in Napoleon Dynamite.

Pacifist Viking said...
Dec 6, 2006, 2:12:00 PM  

As a JMU grad I found this post very entertaining. Do the Dukes have any game at all?

mr. irrelevant said...
Dec 6, 2006, 2:47:00 PM  

The answer to that is a resounding no. Freshman PG Pierre Curtis is pretty money, but that's about it. They suck.

AwfulAnnouncing said...
Dec 6, 2006, 3:11:00 PM  

Ok, here's where I show my age.

I went to the Univ. of Arkansas in the final days of the old Southwest Conference. We totally dominated that conference when it came to smack talk. But, whent the UofA moved to the SEC we quickly realized we were going to have to pick up our game a bit. SEC fans are professional smack talkers.

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2006, 3:27:00 PM  

Is that an actual player on Georgetown?? I'll be at the game vs. Cuse and if that's a real player, I'm getting a picture

Marco said...
Dec 7, 2006, 5:08:00 PM  

Hey! Don't make fun of our token White player. The coaches search long and hard to find just the right token. He's one of us and we'll fight you. The White students need someone to identify with and Georgetown supports diversity.

Anonymous said...
Dec 8, 2006, 12:27:00 AM  

We actually have another guy as well, Kenny Izzo. Go check him out.

Evan Hayden said...
Dec 11, 2006, 1:03:00 PM  

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