I thought you where Brady Quinn.

So you DON'T have my beer? Goddamit!

Here's your graduation gift.

Jeez, Junior...I'm in up to my elbow and I still don't feel that friggin' gerbil!

Pictured above is Junior Seau tackling ghosts of Patriots past. The only thing he can tackle.

As your doctor, I appreciate your dedication to your over-50 colonoscopy Junior, but this wasn't really the time or the place.

Man, Tom Brady has really let himself go since the injury...

The Arizona Cardinals are about to make the playoffs. This means that they just found a bunch of new fans on the bandwagon. Fans who don't yet realise that Linebackers don't actually carry the ball.

By next year, it won't matter, so the Patriots aren't filing any charges.

Ken Wisenhunt approves of this hit and immediately signs this man to a contract.

Everyone marveled as Junior Seau gave birth to Tom Brady's mutant love child...

Shoulda been you George Bush...

Rich Eisen loves him some Junior Seau...

Man, we're just like kids out here! The media will love us!

This is a farewell kiss, you dog!

MAN's GAME, BITCH!!!

The fan who tackled Seau was signed to a contract by the Detroit Lions after this incident.

Missionary Impossible.

Here comes the tickle monster!

Have you seen the remote...

"This isn't where I parked my car!"

We're stuck. This Mighty Putty is too strong.

Filming for the new Medic Alert ad is going quite smoothly

"So this is the new Michael Vick Experience: Lockup Edition?"

"Hey! light my fart light my fart"

Jerry the Hardcore Pats Fan: [while Junior starts rubbing Jerry's shoulders] Yes, one day we returned to the Krypsona from the beach. Our bodies browned by the sun. And the locals had killed and roasted a goat and –

Junior: We filled our bellies with goat meat.

Jerry: Our hands greasy.

Mike Vrabel: Mouths glistening.

Jerry: Yes, and --

Junior: Once again, our bodies sluggish with goat meat.

Matt Cassel: Okay, all right, okay, do you think there's any way we could save this one until after dinner.

[Jerry and Junior laugh]

Junior: No. That evening, Jerry and I made love so powerful, me thinks I heard the god Zeus chuckling from on high. [Jerry and Junior touch each other]

Mike Vrabel: And I was there, too.

Matt Cassel: [shocked] Do you mean?

Mike Vrabel: Bingo. We did a three way

You left home without your Depends Junior! Here they are!!!

"I can't feel my legs...I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"

Aw man! You have wicked bad hemorrhoids!

Like many sequels, "Deliverance 2: Gridiron Boogaloo" just doesn't live up to the original.

Rich Eisen with the roll-up from behind...1...2...3!!! We have a new World's Champion!!!

Dude....Seau hold still....I lost my watch.

Junior Seau and his crew practice for their upcoming interpretative dance contest. Here, they interpretatively dance to 'Baby Got Back'

GOOD GOD, THAT'S LAWRENCE FRANK'S MUSIC!!!!

T...T...T...T...TODAY JUNIOR!!!

Stoppp!! That tickles!!! That tickles!!!

*Ron Simmons stumbles onto the scene and looks on*

DAMN!

WELKAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those aren't pillows!!!!!!!

THAT just happened!!

After being turned down by Brian Cox, the Patriots decide to hold in game tryouts for linebackers.

Good ol' J.R. Jim Ross in the background: SMALL CRADLE! SMALL CRADLE! BY GAWD HE GOT IT! THE FAN JUST BEAT JUNIOR SEAU LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! BY GAWD!

A 45 year old Tom Brady from the future travels back in time in an attempt to save Junior Seau from making the biggest mistake of his life! He has 24 hours..... Can he do it?? Find out this summer in Paramount Picture's "Overtime" rated PG-13...

Get it...taint...taint the ass....taint the balls..aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

Vince Vaughn and Junior Seau star in the most talked about film in years...Dude...What Happened To My Career!

The fan then proceeds to do just as Seau would have done after making a meaninless tackle and celebrates as if he made a game-ending sack.

Fan: Oh man, Agent K, something's peekin!!!

Seau: Do you see any needle marks? Are you happy now?