Create The Caption #399
Monday, August 17, 2009
Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.
Last Photo's Winners....
"The Gorilla: "At least I can take my plastic face off at bedtime, Jerry.""- RJBO
"Satan meets his followers."- NMS
"So, how long until I'm as crazy as your owner?"- Posolutely
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Manny....ummm?
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23 Comments:
"Yeah man...I've got the bitch tits too."
My locks are as big as your tummy.
Titty-twister!!!
You're with me umpire
"I can milk anything with nipples"
"What is this, velvet?! This is beautiful!"
Manny missed pro-wrestling school on "Clothesline Day".
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns, Mattingly!
"Look, no needle marks"
Hey ump, the 'roids can slim you sixty pounds easy. I'm just sayin'.
I gots next....
Sorry. You reminded me of Big Papi.....
Umpire 1: Who goes around feeling people's material? What can be gained feeling a person's material? It's insanity!
Umpire 2: What ever happened to "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. May I have this dance?"!!
"hey! we're wearing the same size uniforms!"
Keep the change.
No really, look. This new brand of Sure for Men really works!
Is that velvet?
¿Que es mas rapido que un tornado?
during a pitching change, manny playfully asks the ref if he's a little chilly. the ref says no, and suspends manny another 50 games for the tit-pinch
Hey everyone look its "Manny being Manny!" see we like him because he's different
I inject HGH into my gums, say nice areola, champ.
It took Matt Kemp 15 minutes to convince Manny that WASN'T how to adjust the volume on his MP3 sunglasses.
Just Manny being Manny as he gives the Ump a purple nurple.