Charles Barkley Gets Dwyane Wade To Address Star Jones Rumors

Friday, May 02, 2008

I don't think Chuck could have done a worse job at hinting at the question on everyone's mind, but D Wade finally addressed the rumor that he and Star Jones were dating....

Funny stuff, but can someone tell me what the hell Kenny Smith is talking about? I obviously get Barkley's cougar reference, but one milk shake/two straws? Huh??? There's no way that was a "There Will be Blood" reference is it? I'm so confused.

(Via Real Clear Sports)


Nah it's not a There Will Be Blood reference.

It is another reference, but I'm not sure to what.

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
May 2, 2008, 11:56:00 AM  

He just means sharing a milk shake, like teenage kids at a soda fountain way back in the day. The milk shake's in the middle of the table, the two people are sitting across from each other, they both lean sip from the same milk shake, which puts their faces really close to each other. I think back in Kenny's day, this was considered getting to second base.

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 12:00:00 PM  

I think it's an old 1950's boy and girl in an ice-cream shop sharing a milkshake reference.

If they had let him, he was gonna start singing "Dwayne and Star sitting in a tree..." next.

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 12:02:00 PM  

Pretty funny that someone who criticizes a newspaper for making a one letter typo (boat/goat) would spell Dwyane Wade's name wrong in the headline and in the tags underneath the post...

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 12:03:00 PM  

Hey it's not my fault he spells it wrong. Never knew the Y was first. You learn something new everyday.

May 2, 2008, 12:10:00 PM  

Yep, even if these rumors are untrue, Dwyane Wade just got demoted from superstar status.

GMoney said...
May 2, 2008, 12:17:00 PM  

funny how he NEVER mentions his WIFE! i'd file for divorce today and take half his money and get away from a fool who drools over Star Jones! ROFLMAO
why does every NBA player have to think they're the next Shawn Kemp?

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

D Wade with a D-list celeb.
He can have that turd.
Nobody would be jealous.

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

he and his wife are separated.

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

saved by the bell was big on one milkshake two straws.

not very quick, huh guys?

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 3:44:00 PM  

Gabrielle Union -> Star Jones

Who's Next? Kathy Griffin or MoNique'?

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 11:50:00 PM  

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