Create The Caption #352

Friday, February 13, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Not seen is Skip Bayless standing beside SAS debating why LeBron is the worse player in the NBA."- 49er16

"Man, I could be watching General Hospital on SOAPNet right now!"- James

"The best way to get that orange cheese powder off of your palm is to lick it off."- G Money

"I can NOT believe Greg Paulus hasn't gotten teabagged yet!"- Mike

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Joey Porter hanging with surfers before the Pro Bowl? (Via With Leather)

Your Daily Links:

Name Of The Year Is Back! (NOTY)
2-on-2 Hypothetical NBA Jam Tourney (Ball Don't Lie)
Great Deals Around The Net! (The Sports Hernia)
The Slam Dunk Contest Is Sooooo Romantic! (WWOD?)
Some MLB Predictions (Baseball Musings)
Dwight Howard Does A Good Shaq (NESW)
Is Bud Selig Going To Take Bonds' Record Away? (Fanhouse)
Woody Is Nekkid! (CFT)
The Worst Of The NBA's First Half (Simon on Sports)
Who's To Blame For The Worst Sports Weekend Of The Year? (Five Tool Tool)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:15 PM


Sorry guys, I can't get into the water. You know what happens to popcorn when it gets wet.

Nick said...
Feb 13, 2009, 12:21:00 PM  

Which one of these losers will be my next huckleberry?

49er16 said...
Feb 13, 2009, 12:26:00 PM  

The age-old question is finally answered: Superfly Jimmy Snuka does enjoy surfing and Joey Porter.

GMoney said...
Feb 13, 2009, 12:31:00 PM  

(far right) So Joey Ramone was just hiding in Hawaii all these years!

Rex Banner said...
Feb 13, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

Joey Porter learns from the natives how to give the Hawaiian version of The Shocker...

Rex Banner said...
Feb 13, 2009, 12:44:00 PM  

They shot me in Denver!!!... and told me to hang loose in Honolulu. How refreshing!

Todd said...
Feb 13, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Alright, alright. Kobe, get the wig off and get out of the picture.

foos said...
Feb 13, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

They had to take this picture 43 times because Henry Winkler on the right couldn't figure out how to stick out his thumb AND his little finger at the same time. He also kept yelling "Heeeeeeeyyy" instead of "Aloha!"

Steven said...
Feb 13, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

No Tiki, even with dreds you're still a douche

Dallas said...
Feb 13, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

Standing next to J-Peezy and the Bizzaro WWE Surfin' Reunion show, James Farrior wonders why he's even in the picture.

Feb 13, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  

Hey guys, I was a huge Night Ranger fan back in the day, knwomsaying, love you guys?

hollywood wags said...
Feb 13, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  

Joey Porter & Lance Bass were the featured guests at David Mayo's "Tasty Waves & Kind Buds" Pro Bowl Party.

Feb 13, 2009, 2:17:00 PM  

I'll take "Things Joey Porter Wishes He Could Go Back in Time and Prevent" for $800, Alex.

BF said...
Feb 13, 2009, 3:20:00 PM  

OK, everyone who is a pro-bowl football player, use your pinky finger to point to the freakiest looking human being you've ever seen.

Down Goes Brown said...
Feb 13, 2009, 3:34:00 PM  

For the first time in his life Joey Porter is lost for words.

Pip said...
Feb 14, 2009, 9:40:00 AM  

Hook'em Horns? No, dudes, I went to Colorado State!

da HOOK said...
Feb 14, 2009, 10:16:00 AM  

Critics have been raving about Joey Porter's breakthrough performance in Point Break 2.

Edward said...
Feb 14, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

Joey Porter before he surfs. Sadly, there is no picture after he surfed, for he is still in the hospital recovering from his 56 broken bones.

JFein said...
Feb 14, 2009, 6:03:00 PM  

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