Create The Caption #355

Monday, February 23, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Tuesday's Winners....


"It's in the hole!"- 49er16

"So that's where you've been hiding Punxsutawney Phil!"- StalkingErinAndrews

"Okay, okay, I get it. Garfield is a classic movie for you 'to poop on.' Now can we please just play golf."- Birdman

"Tim: "Sorry I'm late, I just came from my proctologists office."
Bill: "He must have been in a rush."
Tim: (bending over) "Yeah, he was. How did you know?"
Bill: "No reason. Just a guess."- Wood Bats, Steel Balls
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Dick Vitale in his latest commercial for Hooters?


Your Daily Links:

Homosexuals Love The NFL Combine (Out Sports)
A Video Of How Phil Mushnick Writes A Column (Bob's Blitz)
The Rays Get An Early Jump On Rookie Hazing (Bugs and Cranks)
A Nice Soccer Recap (SS Reporters)
The Phillies As Garbage Pail Kids (PA Baseball)
So What Is "G" Again? (HHR)
A Former Marine Is Ready For His UFC Debut (Marine Corps Times)
Another Boxer Bites An Opponent (Online Sports Guys)
Is Scott Boras Hurting Himself And His Clients? (I'm Writing Sports)
A Snooker Champion Was Served During A Match (Sports Rubbish)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:37 PM

17 Comments:

And the award for the biggest boobs goes to....

Nuk said...
Feb 23, 2009, 12:49:00 PM  

"I LOVE ME SOME ME BABY! WHO WANTS TO SEX DICK VITALE BABY!"

stephen said...
Feb 23, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  
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stephen said...
Feb 23, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  
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Feb 23, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

Dickie V: "Guys, I really appreciate this, but it looks like you put me in the Mama Cass Hall of Fame."

Feb 23, 2009, 1:03:00 PM  

Dick: "This is the second biggest thing that I've had in my mouth. The biggest, well, did you know Tyler Hansborough wears a size 14?"

Feb 23, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

Oh, would you look at that. You drew the stink lines and everything.

GMoney said...
Feb 23, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Those are some Double D's, Baby! And I'm not talking about Diaper Dandys!

Feb 23, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

Choose your fantasy:

The Hooters girls or Dick Vitale unable to speak.

Tar Heel Fan said...
Feb 23, 2009, 1:49:00 PM  

Congratulations Green Shirt Guy: you've just won the "Who's less sexy than Dickie V?" contest.

BF said...
Feb 23, 2009, 2:30:00 PM  

Dick Vitale envisioning what he will do to Gerald Henderson after the college basketball season is over.

JFein said...
Feb 23, 2009, 2:38:00 PM  

Hey Baby,where are the Cameron Crazies?

49er16 said...
Feb 23, 2009, 2:43:00 PM  

Hooters does unthinkable; finds a brilliant way to shut up Dick Vitale.

SSReporters said...
Feb 23, 2009, 6:48:00 PM  

Ohhh, I'm a dirty old man, baby!

Charles said...
Feb 23, 2009, 7:51:00 PM  

And the "What has more exposed skin: Dukie V's head or a Hooters girl uniform" debate rages on.

jg said...
Feb 23, 2009, 7:59:00 PM  

FIGJAM!

sledge said...
Feb 24, 2009, 2:24:00 AM  

Commemorating the 1,000,000th time the "I'll have the chicken breast sandwich, hold the chicken" line has been used at Hooters.

Paul said...
Feb 24, 2009, 12:17:00 PM  

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