Create The Caption #355
Monday, February 23, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Tuesday's Winners....
"It's in the hole!"- 49er16
"So that's where you've been hiding Punxsutawney Phil!"- StalkingErinAndrews
"Okay, okay, I get it. Garfield is a classic movie for you 'to poop on.' Now can we please just play golf."- Birdman
"Tim: "Sorry I'm late, I just came from my proctologists office."
Bill: "He must have been in a rush."
Tim: (bending over) "Yeah, he was. How did you know?"
Bill: "No reason. Just a guess."- Wood Bats, Steel Balls
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Dick Vitale in his latest commercial for Hooters?
Your Daily Links:
Homosexuals Love The NFL Combine (Out Sports)
A Video Of How Phil Mushnick Writes A Column (Bob's Blitz)
The Rays Get An Early Jump On Rookie Hazing (Bugs and Cranks)
A Nice Soccer Recap (SS Reporters)
The Phillies As Garbage Pail Kids (PA Baseball)
So What Is "G" Again? (HHR)
A Former Marine Is Ready For His UFC Debut (Marine Corps Times)
Another Boxer Bites An Opponent (Online Sports Guys)
Is Scott Boras Hurting Himself And His Clients? (I'm Writing Sports)
A Snooker Champion Was Served During A Match (Sports Rubbish)
17 Comments:
"I LOVE ME SOME ME BABY! WHO WANTS TO SEX DICK VITALE BABY!"
Dickie V: "Guys, I really appreciate this, but it looks like you put me in the Mama Cass Hall of Fame."
Dick: "This is the second biggest thing that I've had in my mouth. The biggest, well, did you know Tyler Hansborough wears a size 14?"
Oh, would you look at that. You drew the stink lines and everything.
Those are some Double D's, Baby! And I'm not talking about Diaper Dandys!
Choose your fantasy:
The Hooters girls or Dick Vitale unable to speak.
Congratulations Green Shirt Guy: you've just won the "Who's less sexy than Dickie V?" contest.
Dick Vitale envisioning what he will do to Gerald Henderson after the college basketball season is over.
Hey Baby,where are the Cameron Crazies?
Hooters does unthinkable; finds a brilliant way to shut up Dick Vitale.
Ohhh, I'm a dirty old man, baby!
And the "What has more exposed skin: Dukie V's head or a Hooters girl uniform" debate rages on.
FIGJAM!
Commemorating the 1,000,000th time the "I'll have the chicken breast sandwich, hold the chicken" line has been used at Hooters.
And the award for the biggest boobs goes to....