Create The Caption #354

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....

"After this squabble, Kobe demanded to be traded from the West to the East."- SS

Pau Gasol : "OK, all I have to do is get fat and lazy during the offseason, whine to Phil any chance I get, accuse Kobe of being a self-centered ballhog, demand a trade, win a championship riding on the back of a better, smaller, younger player, get traded to the Suns in another failed Stever Kerr attempt ot make them a champion, make up a lewd rap about Kobe, then be reunited with him in the All-Star Game....THEN, I'll be the MVP! I see how this works."- Jeremiah

"Why cant we all just get along ?"- JG

"Now Shaquille, give it back, we all know there's no such thing as the Most Shaqtastic Player."- Cason

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bill Murray and PGA Pro Tim Herron at this past weekend's AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am?

Your Daily Links:

An Interview With OTDL's Dan Levy (Sports Media Journal)
No More Steroid Testing In Florida (Bootlegger Sports)
Another Look At Home The Economy Is Affecting Blogs (The Serious Tip)
Looking At How Number Of Wins Gets You Into The Tourney (Rush the Court)
A Nice Spring Training Website (Spring Training '09)
A Collection Of Horrible Video Game Cover Athletes (Rumors and Rants)
Some Burning Questions To Ask A-Rod (HHR)
Soccer Player Returns After Shattering His Leg, Scores Twice (SS Reporters)
March Madness On Demand Is Getting Even Better (The Dagger)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:27 PM


No way that this is only a two-stroke penalty if we do it on the green.

Anonymous said...
Feb 17, 2009, 12:43:00 PM  

Just so you know, that's NOT a banana in my pocket, Timmy...

foos said...
Feb 17, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

"It's in the hole!"

49er16 said...
Feb 17, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

And you know what he says to me? "Gunga la gunga........Gunga la gunga."

Ted said...
Feb 17, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

So you got that going for you...which is nice...

/The Caddyshack onslaught continues
//I feel shame

Nuk said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

Happy Gilmore in the background, reminiscing about his days in the Pro-Am: "The price is wrong, bitch."

JFein said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

Murray: If you make fun of me one more time, I will take this club, turn that son-of-a-bitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS! And I'll enjoy it, oh yeah, I'll enjoy it....

JFein said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:12:00 PM  

I know Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver is a friend of mine. And that certainly is not Sigourney Weaver.

Anonymous said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:20:00 PM  

...You're lean, and you're mean, and I bet you're not too far between are ya, huh?

pbrmeasap3000 said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

Please, Tim, I really don't need to see why everyone calls you "Lumpy".

GMoney said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  
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14 STIX said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

You know, Tim, we called Scarlett Johansen "Lumpy" when we were filming Lost In Translation.

14 STIX said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:41:00 PM  

Oh, my, god. Egon, look at his butt.
It is so big. *scoff*
He looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a John Daly, 'kay?
I mean, his butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross.
He's just so ... fat!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when Tim Herron walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the golf pants he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my golf car?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them puttin'
To hell with romancin'
He's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average preppy white man and ask him that
Hhe gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has Tim Herron got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Tim Herron got back!

Jeremy said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

Lumpy, this is not what I meant when I said you guys were so good that you could put it wherever you wanted to on the golf course.

14 STIX said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

"I'd putt from his rough!"

Anonymous said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:53:00 PM  

Tim: "Sorry I'm late, I just came from my proctologists office."

Bill: "He must have been in a rush."

Tim: (bending over) "Yeah, he was. How did you know?"

Bill: No reason. Just a guess.

Feb 17, 2009, 2:16:00 PM  

Murray: "I'll teach you the meaning of the word respect!"

Todd said...
Feb 17, 2009, 2:27:00 PM  

So that's where you've been hiding Punxsutawney Phil!

Feb 17, 2009, 2:40:00 PM  

Herron: what's this?, ohhh a Baby Ruth bar!

Rex Banner said...
Feb 17, 2009, 3:00:00 PM  

This crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

bk said...
Feb 17, 2009, 3:06:00 PM  

Bill: "That is one sweet piece of A...I know from experience."

Feb 17, 2009, 3:13:00 PM  

after you back it up then stop, drop, drop, drop it like its hot!

M said...
Feb 17, 2009, 3:20:00 PM  

Cinderall boy, this young cinder...

Hey Tim, you have one nice ass.

hollywood wags said...
Feb 17, 2009, 3:22:00 PM  

Bill Murray dresses to the right.

Jay said...
Feb 17, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

Bill (aka Carl): "Bark like a dog for me".

Mal said...
Feb 17, 2009, 4:02:00 PM  

Oh Tim I'm sorry when you asked if I wanted to go to Gobbler's Knob I thought it was a reference to Groundhog Day.....I think I will have to change my answer to no thanks.

Brian Shannon said...
Feb 17, 2009, 4:13:00 PM  

The word "In" just doesn't look all that great when you use the new font "Chubby Celebrity Golfer".

sideshowPA said...
Feb 17, 2009, 4:37:00 PM  

"Hey Tim -- what say after this is over, we get stoned to the bejeesus belt and go cruising through the streets of Stockholm on a golf cart?"

beergolf2003 said...
Feb 17, 2009, 4:41:00 PM  

"Hey, is it me, or does this hat make my face look droopy and pock-marked?"

beergolf2003 said...
Feb 17, 2009, 4:46:00 PM  


Jared said...
Feb 17, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  
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Feb 17, 2009, 6:57:00 PM  

JFein recalling the good old days of Fake Fighting from the Rock, but forgot to add "Shine the club up nice and pretty and turn it to the light to see it all pretty..."

JamesCraven said...
Feb 17, 2009, 7:14:00 PM  

Lumpy, this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you.

Mal said...
Feb 17, 2009, 7:36:00 PM  

As we rejoin Bill Murray's full re-enactment of the "Petergeist" episode of Family Guy, Stewie Griffin is about to leave the spirit world through Meg's butt.

Feb 17, 2009, 8:07:00 PM  

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a 10,000-foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga ... gunga – gunga lagunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Anonymous said...
Feb 17, 2009, 9:47:00 PM  

Nope, that's not the hole the gopher climbed up. But you're getting closer.

Anonymous said...
Feb 17, 2009, 9:48:00 PM  

I don't have a caption, this is more of a request: please AA, for the sake of the credibility of this site, do not select a "Caddyshack" reference.

nikralm17 said...
Feb 17, 2009, 10:38:00 PM

Scott said...
Feb 17, 2009, 11:55:00 PM  

No, I don't remember when Stay Puff the Marshmallow man had a homosexual fantasy. Thanks for demonstrating though.

Sean H said...
Feb 18, 2009, 12:51:00 AM  

Bill: "If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We'll go to jail. Peacefully. Quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Tim... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters."

Tim said...
Feb 18, 2009, 1:51:00 AM  

Bill: Nope, ESPN is even running clips of the A-Rod interview up your ass. ENOUGH ALREADY!

Lammy742 said...
Feb 18, 2009, 11:12:00 AM  

Murray: Dammit, the caddie lost my bag, where the hell am I gonna put this club?!?

Cason said...
Feb 18, 2009, 11:20:00 AM  

Bill: Aw man! My mouth was open and everything.

Saluki said...
Feb 18, 2009, 11:41:00 AM  

"You see Tim, the thing about this grass is, you can play 36 holes of golf on it and then take it home and just get stoned to the bejesus off of it"

Fairplay said...
Feb 18, 2009, 7:15:00 PM  

Well, Timmy, here comes a Groundhog Day you'll likely not want to relive soon.

MMayes said...
Feb 19, 2009, 2:18:00 PM  

BM: "Okay, okay, I get it. Garfield is a classic movie for you 'to poop on.' Now can we please just play golf."

Birdman said...
Feb 19, 2009, 2:26:00 PM  

Hey? Lip them? Lip them? What?

mark m. said...
Feb 20, 2009, 9:34:00 PM  

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