Create The Caption #356

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Choose your fantasy: The Hooters girls or Dick Vitale unable to speak."- Tar Heel Fan

"Those are some Double D's, Baby! And I'm not talking about Diaper Dandys!"- StalkingErinAndrews

"Commemorating the 1,000,000th time the "I'll have the chicken breast sandwich, hold the chicken" line has been used at Hooters."- Paul

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Vince Carter talking to Devin Harris, following his game winning buzzer beater?

Your Daily Links:

Dan Snyder Getting Into The Salon Business (Mister Irrelevant)
Jason Kidd Is Not A Good Rapper (Deuce of Davenport)
How Is G-Town This Bad? (Rumors and Rants)
Last Week In College Basketball (Sparty and Friends)
The Red Sox Are Accommodating To Slackers (Wicked Good Sports)
It's Almost Softball Season! (JSF)
Why Spring Training Is Better Than The Combine (RCS)
Ernie Banks To Wed Lovers At Wrigley (The Big Picture)
UConn's Gavin Edwards Looks Like A Fun Guy (Uncoached)
A Snooker Champion Was Served During A Match (Sports Rubbish)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:41 PM


Wanna play gay chicken?

Jeff said...
Feb 24, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

Dick Vitale just got a lot more attractive and has hair!

SSReporters said...
Feb 24, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

[Devin Harris]
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.

[Vince Carter]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our

[Vince and Devin together]
Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
It's guy love
Between two guys.

t hinds said...
Feb 24, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

Devin: "Not right now honey. I'll meet you in the trainers room in 5 minutes."

Vince: "Don't be late, I have a special surprise for you."

John Amaechi: (Jumps up in bed) "Not again! Why do I always wake up at the good parts?"

Feb 24, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

Vince tells Devin that for the first time in his adult life, he is proud to be a Net.

Wade Robertson said...
Feb 24, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

Vince: Devin, if you keep winning games for us, it's going to be hard for me to quit on the team.

GMoney said...
Feb 24, 2009, 1:41:00 PM  

Three..Two...One lets tag team this reporter.

49er16 said...
Feb 24, 2009, 1:53:00 PM  

Devin: "Hey, Vince, whatever you do, don't let Brook Lopez give a goofy interview on the YES network."

Vince: "Only if I get a kiss."

Devin: "Get out of here, man."

The Todd said...
Feb 24, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  
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Rex Banner said...
Feb 24, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

"I was open, Devin."

Rex Banner said...
Feb 24, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

"...And if things couldn't get any better, we'll be flying 1st class on our next road trip (unlike the sideline chick behind you)....

shadow said...
Feb 24, 2009, 2:35:00 PM  

Carter to Harris: "Nice shot man, but seriously, you need to lay off the steroids, A-Rod."

JFein said...
Feb 24, 2009, 2:41:00 PM  

Is Vince Carter gonna have to choke a bitch?

BF said...
Feb 24, 2009, 2:53:00 PM  

Your shot was nothing, I take at least three of those a game.

Steven said...
Feb 24, 2009, 3:07:00 PM  

Devin and Vince in unison: "We are talkin....."OREO COOKIE"!!!

Richard said...
Feb 24, 2009, 3:08:00 PM  

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Mal said...
Feb 24, 2009, 5:33:00 PM  

Vince: Just like I told you! Now remember that you can't do anything like this in the playoffs. I need you to carry on my legacy.

Cason said...
Feb 24, 2009, 10:48:00 PM  

Vince: That half court shot was amazing

Devin: Not as amazing as you

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2009, 12:04:00 AM  

Devin: "We're still gonna go and get a Happy Meal like you said? Huh? Huh?"
Vince: "Bup. Bup. You get through this interview and we'll see."
Devin: "But you promised!"

Feb 25, 2009, 12:41:00 AM  

Vince: You're drunk

Devin: You're sexy

Downtothewire said...
Feb 25, 2009, 1:01:00 AM  

Don't, Devin, don't. Don't fall in love with me.

Doneycat said...
Feb 25, 2009, 4:34:00 AM  

Vince: Oh I've loved you ever since I first laid my eyes on you....Violet Palmer.

SSReporters said...
Feb 25, 2009, 10:38:00 AM  

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