Create The Caption #358
Thursday, February 26, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"So who do you caddy for again?"- Matt
"5 seconds later...Steve Williams tackles and pummels Ryo because he looked like he thought about taking a picture in Tiger's backswing."- Mal
"You no Big Papi..."- Charles
"We MUST save the cheerleader!!!"- MikVogel
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Derek Jeter, Joe Giraridi and Alex Rodriguez, hanging out during Yankees' batting practice yesterday?
Your Daily Links:
Someone Might Want To Call Out Screens To Nolan Smith (The Sporting Blog)
And AJ Price Has No Respect For Your Ankles (The Sporting Blog)
ESPN's Crawl Is Very Informative (The Sports Hernia)
McShay And Kiper Aren't Exactly The Best Of Friends (PFT)
Carlos Delgado Is A Spammer Just Like Johnny Damon (Sports Rubbish)
Some Big NFL Names Got Cut Yesterday (Moondog Sports)
Some Sports Related Day Dreaming (Sparty and Friends)
Marbury Internship Program Abandoned (E True Sports)
Indiana Adds Team Manager To Roster (RCS)
Soccer Team Tells Home Fans To Be Quiet (SS Reporters)
24 Comments:
A-Roid: So which one of you guys is going to give me my injection today?
"No, seriously, it's like 3 inches long now."
Joe: Guys you've gotta get me my own section on the Bottom Line!
Girardi: A steroid user, an overpaid old man, and the most obnoxious person in the world walk into a bar.....
A-Rod: Why would myself, Derek Jeter, and George Steinbrenner walk into a bar?
Jeter: Whose ever idea it was to get glory holes installed in the batting cages? Aweeesooome...
Soooo....how was your off-season?
You're right skip: those Clydesdales really CAN play football.
Hey A-Rod, we just wanted to thank you for creating another non-baseball story that takes attention away from our massive playoff failures the last few years.
Photo Courtesy of Selena Roberts A-Rod stalking files
Girardi: So, A-Rod, who would you rather inject, Madonna or Selena Roberts?
Jeter: Yea, A, who do ya love?
ARod: Actually, I like to keep it all in the family
Joe: "A-Rod, do us all a favor and call another press conference. We want Hannah Storm to come back."
The 2009 version of the Schmitt's Gay commercial!
Hey Joe, hey Alex, did you guys see the story on Adrianna Lima being a virgin when she married that pumpkin pusher? Hah! The stories I could tell.
Selena Roberts (off camera): One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
ARod: "Hey guys, do these roids make my ass look big?"
Wow, that Costanza sure can hit
A-R*d: Yeah, but what about the cotton jerseys Contanza promised for me to wear?
"Hey right nut"
"Yes, left nut"
"Who's this dick between us?"
DJ: "Joe, would you please tell Alex that 'G' is not a performance enhancing drug?"
AR: "Not according to Bob Knight!"
You said what what in the butt?
Alex: "So....can you guys believe that Michael Phelps?! What a disappointment he turned out to be!"
Jeter: So then I told Selena what time he was going to be leaving the gym. . . What? . . . He's right behind me isn't he.
Joe: You boys hear about Selig?
Jeter/Rod: No, what happened?
Joe: He's been accused of using performance enhancing drugs.
Jeter/Rod: No way! not Bud.
Joe: True story. His wife said that he had an erection last longer than 4 hours.