Create The Caption #358

Thursday, February 26, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"So who do you caddy for again?"- Matt

"5 seconds later...Steve Williams tackles and pummels Ryo because he looked like he thought about taking a picture in Tiger's backswing."- Mal

"You no Big Papi..."- Charles

"We MUST save the cheerleader!!!"- MikVogel

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Derek Jeter, Joe Giraridi and Alex Rodriguez, hanging out during Yankees' batting practice yesterday?

Your Daily Links:

Someone Might Want To Call Out Screens To Nolan Smith (The Sporting Blog)
And AJ Price Has No Respect For Your Ankles (The Sporting Blog)
ESPN's Crawl Is Very Informative (The Sports Hernia)
McShay And Kiper Aren't Exactly The Best Of Friends (PFT)
Carlos Delgado Is A Spammer Just Like Johnny Damon (Sports Rubbish)
Some Big NFL Names Got Cut Yesterday (Moondog Sports)
Some Sports Related Day Dreaming (Sparty and Friends)
Marbury Internship Program Abandoned (E True Sports)
Indiana Adds Team Manager To Roster (RCS)
Soccer Team Tells Home Fans To Be Quiet (SS Reporters)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:22 PM


Joe: You boys hear about Selig?

Jeter/Rod: No, what happened?

Joe: He's been accused of using performance enhancing drugs.

Jeter/Rod: No way! not Bud.

Joe: True story. His wife said that he had an erection last longer than 4 hours.

JayPwn said...
Feb 26, 2009, 12:25:00 PM  

A-Roid: So which one of you guys is going to give me my injection today?

49er16 said...
Feb 26, 2009, 12:31:00 PM  

"No, seriously, it's like 3 inches long now."

AO said...
Feb 26, 2009, 12:33:00 PM  

Joe: Guys you've gotta get me my own section on the Bottom Line!

SSReporters said...
Feb 26, 2009, 12:37:00 PM  

Girardi: A steroid user, an overpaid old man, and the most obnoxious person in the world walk into a bar.....
A-Rod: Why would myself, Derek Jeter, and George Steinbrenner walk into a bar?

JFein said...
Feb 26, 2009, 12:44:00 PM  

Jeter: Whose ever idea it was to get glory holes installed in the batting cages? Aweeesooome...

Rex Banner said...
Feb 26, 2009, 12:50:00 PM was your off-season?

Nuk said...
Feb 26, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

You're right skip: those Clydesdales really CAN play football.

BF said...
Feb 26, 2009, 1:03:00 PM  

Hey A-Rod, we just wanted to thank you for creating another non-baseball story that takes attention away from our massive playoff failures the last few years.

Ted said...
Feb 26, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

Photo Courtesy of Selena Roberts A-Rod stalking files

Feb 26, 2009, 1:08:00 PM  

Girardi: So, A-Rod, who would you rather inject, Madonna or Selena Roberts?
Jeter: Yea, A, who do ya love?

ARod: Actually, I like to keep it all in the family

Feb 26, 2009, 1:13:00 PM  

Joe: "A-Rod, do us all a favor and call another press conference. We want Hannah Storm to come back."

Feb 26, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

The 2009 version of the Schmitt's Gay commercial!

GMoney said...
Feb 26, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Hey Joe, hey Alex, did you guys see the story on Adrianna Lima being a virgin when she married that pumpkin pusher? Hah! The stories I could tell.

Feb 26, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

Selena Roberts (off camera): One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

ARod: "Hey guys, do these roids make my ass look big?"

alex7877 said...
Feb 26, 2009, 3:23:00 PM  

Wow, that Costanza sure can hit

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2009, 3:58:00 PM  
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JamesCraven said...
Feb 26, 2009, 4:54:00 PM  

A-R*d: Yeah, but what about the cotton jerseys Contanza promised for me to wear?

JamesCraven said...
Feb 26, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  

"Hey right nut"
"Yes, left nut"
"Who's this dick between us?"

Big Steve said...
Feb 26, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

DJ: "Joe, would you please tell Alex that 'G' is not a performance enhancing drug?"

AR: "Not according to Bob Knight!"

Birdman said...
Feb 26, 2009, 6:02:00 PM  

You said what what in the butt?

Sean H said...
Feb 26, 2009, 7:22:00 PM  

Alex: "So....can you guys believe that Michael Phelps?! What a disappointment he turned out to be!"

Mal said...
Feb 26, 2009, 7:54:00 PM  

Jeter: So then I told Selena what time he was going to be leaving the gym. . . What? . . . He's right behind me isn't he.

aaronh42 said...
Mar 2, 2009, 11:50:00 PM  

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