Create The Caption #353

Monday, February 16, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....

"Sorry guys, I can't get into the water. You know what happens to popcorn when it gets wet."- Nick

"I'll take "Things Joey Porter Wishes He Could Go Back in Time and Prevent" for $800, Alex."- BF

"Critics have been raving about Joey Porter's breakthrough performance in Point Break 2."- Edward

"No Tiki, even with dreds you're still a douche"- David

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe and Shaq fighting over the NBA All-Star Game MVP Award?

Your Daily Links: Is Getting Sued By Its Bloggers (Ben Koo)
The 9ers Rap (Mac G's World)
Carlos Zambrano Was A Porn Star? (Luol's Dong)
The Post Valentine's Day Dean's List (STF)
A Collection Of Crazy Baseball Injuries (More Hardball)
Marshawn Lynch Is In Trouble....Again (Bootlegger Sports)
No One Is A Lock Come March (Cake Rocks The Party)
A Soccer Ref Takes A Ball To The Face (TPS)
What Would The World Be Like Without ESPN? (RPS)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:41 PM


Stern: You better watch yourselves, if you land just one punch and disgrace the NBA, I have no choice but to force you to play for the Durham Bulls for one year.

yanksfan12 said...
Feb 16, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

Shaq: Kobe tell me how my ass tastes. O.K.

49er16 said...
Feb 16, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

No one's laughing, it's like your movies that way...

Nuk said...
Feb 16, 2009, 1:22:00 PM  

Stern: Adam West! Look, Kobe! It's Shaqman!
Kobe: David, that's not Shaqman!
Shaq: Of course I'm Shaqman. See? (pulls out a photo) Here's a picture of me with Robin (or Kobe).
Little Kid: Who the hell's Robin?
Shaq: Oh, I guess you're only familiar with the new Lakers' Showtime movies. Pau Gasol...ha...the only true Laker Girl is John Salley, Paula Abdul or Mark Madsen. And I didn't need a molded plastic suit to improve my physique (taps chest) ....Pure West. and how come Shaqman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Shaq-tussi? (he starts dancing the Shaq-tussi)

shadow said...
Feb 16, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

See Kobe? You really can't do without me!

Steven said...
Feb 16, 2009, 2:08:00 PM  

Stop! I'm ticklish!

hollywood wags said...
Feb 16, 2009, 2:30:00 PM  

After this squabble, Kobe demanded to be traded from the West to the East.

SSReporters said...
Feb 16, 2009, 2:36:00 PM  

Pau Gasol : "OK, all I have to do is get fat and lazy during the offseason, whine to Phil any chance I get, accuse Kobe of being a self-centered ballhog, demand a trade, win a championship riding on the back of a better, smaller, younger player, get traded to the Suns in another failed Stever Kerr attempt ot make them a champion, make up a lewd rap about Kobe, then be reunited with him in the All-Star Game....THEN, I'll be the MVP! I see how this works."

Jeremiah said...
Feb 16, 2009, 3:07:00 PM  

Stern: Now Shaquille, give it back, we all know there's no such thing as the Most Shaqtastic Player.

Cason said...
Feb 16, 2009, 3:08:00 PM  

Amar'e: now you know how I feel game Kobe with Shaq hogging all the attention. (Trying not to laugh, by the way)

M said...
Feb 16, 2009, 3:46:00 PM  

Titty Twister!!!

David said...
Feb 16, 2009, 3:50:00 PM  

Shaq: "Awwww. Isn't he cute, Kobe? You wanna cut the cord?"
Kobe: "Let Stern do it. I'm just so overcome with emotion that this is something we made...together."

Feb 16, 2009, 3:56:00 PM  

hmmm, co MVP's huh? You know what they say about ties? It's like tasting a 7 foot, 300 pound man's ass....

Rex Banner said...
Feb 16, 2009, 3:58:00 PM

Scott said...
Feb 16, 2009, 4:35:00 PM  

Kobe: Hey Shaq, I'm still here and an all-star just like you. And I even did it without you and your Shaqtasticness. So why don't you tell me how my ass tastes!

JFein said...
Feb 16, 2009, 4:39:00 PM  

Kobe, here you take it. I'm going to hide it from my wife in the divorce.

Colin said...
Feb 16, 2009, 7:25:00 PM  

"Why cant we all just get along ?"

Anonymous said...
Feb 16, 2009, 7:44:00 PM  

This is a photo that was taken on the set of Kobe's new VH1 reality show entitled "Who Wants to be my Seven Foot Sidekick?". After an impressive performance in the final competition, Kobe selected his former companion, Shaquille O'neal, to join him on the Lakers. The disappointed competitors include Amare Stoudemire, Pau Gasol and Monta Ellis (left).

Anonymous said...
Feb 16, 2009, 8:29:00 PM  

Shaq: So did you give her a fist kiss?

SSReporters said...
Feb 16, 2009, 10:03:00 PM  

I know you guys have a history loving each other, but just go out and play. Who knows, maybe you could share a MVP award with each other

InterPlace55 said...
Feb 17, 2009, 1:24:00 AM  

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