Create The Caption #357
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Devin, if you keep winning games for us, it's going to be hard for me to quit on the team."- G-Money
"I was open, Devin."- Rex Banner
"Your shot was nothing, I take at least three of those a game."- Steven
"Vince: Just like I told you! Now remember that you can't do anything like this in the playoffs. I need you to carry on my legacy."- Cason
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tiger Woods meeting fellow PGAer Ryo Ishikawa of Japan during a practice round yesterday?
Your Daily Links:
Barkley To Serve Time In A Tent (Fanster)
Maryland Fans Are Soooo Clever! (Mister Irrelevant)
Johnny Damon Is An Email Spammer Now (Big League Stew)
Gordo Gekko Talks To Bud Selig (Splog)
Omar Vizquel Is The Snake Hunter! (The Big Picture)
Dunks Are Getting Measured Now (Bootlegger Sports)
Indiana University Needs To Get Rid Of All Phones (Rumors and Rants)
Rush The Court, Rushes The Court (RCS)
A Look At The Women Of The New WPS (The Beautiful Game)
UConn's Gavin Edwards Looks Like A Fun Guy (Uncoached)
What Number Will Starbury Wear In Boston? (Simon on Sports)
30 Comments:
"So who do you caddy for again?"
"Hi there son. Yes, I'd like the General Tso Chicken and pork fried rice. Here's your tip. Hurry along..."
Guy in white shirt: Oh my gosh I'm on tv! Everyone will see me with Ryo Ishikawa and Michael Jordan!
I'm Tiger Woods and I don't care who you are
Upon learning of Tiger's comeback, Ryo suddenly regrets making the vow not to disgrace his family this weekend.
TW: "Loved you in Street Fighter 2: Turbo."
Tiger: "So you are the next big thing? We will see? I guess they forgot about Ty Tryon?"
"You would've been better staying at home and playing with yourself"
Kenichiwa, bitches...
I am Tiger Woods.
TW: So, what's your name, son?
RI: My name is Ryo Ish...
TW: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS, IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE WOODS IS COOKING!!!
"Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn good to see you."
National Lampoon Animal House quotes FTW.
We MUST save the cheerleader!!!
Don't tell them you are jewish Ryo I think this club is restricted
Dong, where is my automobile?
(Seems like enough of a break on movie quotes, right AA?)
Michelle Wie's sex change operation was a complete success...
HadÅken!!!!!
Oh my god! Hido Nakamora? I din;t recognize you without a blue Nissan Versa
Tiger Woods reclaiming his title as best active Asian golfer. Not Pictured: Tiger reclaiming his title of best African American golfer and best Caucasian golfer.
Tiger: you know you got me live and not on the Wii, right?
You no Big Papi...
At the same time: "Nice shirt, asshole"
TW is thinking OMG IT'S Ryo Ishikawa!
RI is thinking WOW! Pele plays golf now?
5 seconds later...Steve Williams tackles and pummels Ryo because he looked like he thought about taking a picture in Tiger's backswing.
Tiger: "You're not going to want to wash that hand for a while, Ryo".
Tiger: "I'm Tiger Woods, BITCH!"
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Ryo: I may never be as good a golfer as you are Tiger, but I'll also never be Blasian. Point me!
Tiger: And I thought my shirt was gay.
Don't sell yourself short Ryo, you are a tremendous slouch.