Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Eleven
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1. "Bedford an aerospace engineering major, taking courses whose titles I cant comprehend" - Pam Ward

2. "November's not a good year for them." - Ron Johnson

3. "They do not bring the field goal unit out. It would be about a 65 yarder"- Dave Pasch

4. "I bet the blimp didn't have any traffic."- Barry Tomkins
5. "It's a multiple Bush Push" -Gary Danielson

6. "Percy Harvin is doing well in the frozen tundra or near the frozen tundra of Green Bay in Minnesota"- Verne Lundquist

7. "Cinderella just turned into a pumpkin."- Matt Millen

8. "The most celebrated concussion of the 2009 season" -Verne Lundquist

9. "That's his first offensive stat of the year."- Petros Papadakis

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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (62), 2. Gary Danielson (39), 3. Bob Griese (34), 4. Mark Jones (32), 5. Chris Spielman (28), 6. Verne Lundquist (25), 7. Brent Musburger (23), 8. Bob Davie (21), 9. Ray Bentley (19), Craig James (19)

Others Receiving Votes: Ed Cunningham (17), Kirk Herbstreit (16)Todd Harris (13), Dave Pasch (12), Doc Walker (11), Bob Wischusen (10), Matt Millen (10), Ron Franklin (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Lee Corso (9), Sonny Randle (9), Michael Reghi (9), Chris Martin (9), Matt Devlin (8), Tom Hammond (8), Eric Collins (8), Mike Patrick (8), Chris Fowler (7), Lou Holtz (7), Dave Lamont (6), Todd McShay (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Glen Mason (4), Dave Neal (3), David Norrie (3), Clay Matvick (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Pat Haden (2), Rece Davis (1), Terry Gannon (1), Ron Thulin (1)

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Ten
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1. "To help block the sun from your eyes, close one eye and turn your head, your nose will help block the sun."- Glen Mason

2. "If you're home and the crowd goes crazy you know something good's happening. And if they go oohhhhhhhh, you know, they give you one of those sad ones. You know something, not good for your team has happened."- Bob Griese

3. "These turnovers are like a bug....H1N1 here!" - Ron Thulin

4. "You weren't even around in '66, you just a twinkle in your dad's eye back then."- Wayne Larrivee
"Yeah...I think I was swimming around somewhere."- Chris Martin

5. "TD pass against outstanding Notre Dame" - Tom Hammond after and option team (Navy) throws a 56 yd TD pass against the Irish

6. "There was no play on the play!"- Gary Danielson

7. “See that block right there? That was a pancake. Get the syrup and bring the grits because he’s on the ground.” – Ray Bentley

8. “We hope everything is ok for Jahvid...we have had the pleasure of doing him.”- Ron Franklin

9. "Some of you are wondering what is a Bearcat. I want you to think Big Foot." - Brent Musburger


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (62), 2. Gary Danielson (37), 3. Mark Jones (32), 4. Chris Spielman (28), Bob Griese (28), 6. Verne Lundquist (25), 7. Bob Davie (21), 8. Craig James (19), 9. Ed Cunningham (17), 10. Ray Bentley (16), Brent Musburger (16), Kirk Herbstreit (16)

Others Receiving Votes: Todd Harris (13), Dave Pasch (12), Doc Walker (11), Bob Wischusen (10), Matt Millen (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Lee Corso (9), Sonny Randle (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Eric Collins (8), Mike Patrick (8), Chris Fowler (7), Lou Holtz (7), Dave Lamont (6), Todd McShay (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), David Norrie (3), Clay Matvick (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Pat Haden (2), Rece Davis (1), Terry Gannon (1)

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Nine
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1. "Where's the pips? They look like Gladys Knight on the sideline."- Mark Jones

2. "They were up 28-3 last week, but that was a little deceiving because they got up so fast" - Bob Davie

3. "The guy who makes the tackle there, that's the running back's defender." - Craig James

4. "A loss of five.....no a gain of five."- Terry Gannon

5. "For the first time in his career at Georgia, Tebow did not speak to the media after the game."- Verne Lundquist

6. "That must be jelly, because jam doesn't shake that way."- Mark Jones
"Oh boy, he pulled out the jelly jam reference."- Bob Davie

7. "When I was young, my grandmother made me a Mr. Peanut costume." - Mike Patrick

8. "Eight's not half of 29. It's half of 16, which is half of 29." - Craig James

9. "Wait a minute. I flunked art but I didn't flunk vision"- Matt Millen while trying to use the telestrator

10. "As long as it's Florida/Alabama and Texas, it'll be a non-controversial BCS championship."- Bob Davie

11. "He's a redshirt frenchman." - Mark Jones


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (62), 2. Gary Danielson (37), 3. Chris Spielman (28), Bob Griese (28), 5. Verne Lundquist (20), 6. Ed Cunningham (17), 7. Ray Bentley (16), Brent Musburger (16), Mark Jones (16), Kirk Herbstreit (16)

Others Receiving Votes: Todd Harris (13), Bob Davie (13), Dave Pasch (12), Doc Walker (11), Bob Wischusen (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Lee Corso (9), Sonny Randle (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Eric Collins (8), Chris Fowler (7), Matt Millen (7), Lou Holtz (7), Dave Lamont (6), Todd McShay (5), Craig James (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), David Norrie (3), Clay Matvick (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Pat Haden (2), Rece Davis (1)

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Eight
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1. ""Where's Juan Pablo Montoya? Perhaps he's out having a taco"- Bob Griese

2. "Ron Guenther the Illinois A.D. said Ron Turner will be the head coach next year"- Pam Ward
"U mean Ron Zook"- Ray Bentley
"Oh yea, Ron Zook, Ron Turner is the other Ron"- Pam Ward

3. "Randy Edsall going for it on third-and-3."- Clay Matvick

4. "That is a phone booth fight. What would you do in a phone booth fight."- Chris Spielman
"I would knee cap you."- Dave Pasch

5. "Arkansas shot their wad last week."- Lee Corso

6. "Well, I can tell you that the headsets aren't working but the PA system is! I can't stand listening to this song anymore!"- Old Man Verne

7. "Did somebody break a mirror or eat a rabbit's foot?"- Ray Bentley on Illinois bad luck

8. "Hard to believe this game started out 0-0."- Dave Lamont

9. "The bulldogs with the first points on the board. Tim Tebow looking to change that."- Verne Lundquist

10. "Jarvis Giles didn't play last week because he didn't pass no classes."- Eric Collins

11. "You gotta get that one out there hard and fast and firm, or not get it off at all." - Craig James


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (55), 2. Gary Danielson (37),3. Chris Spielman (28), 4. Bob Griese (18), 5. Ed Cunningham (17), 6. Ray Bentley (16), Brent Musburger (16), Mark Jones (16), Kirk Herbstreit (16), 10. Verne Lundquist (15)

Others Receiving Votes: Todd Harris (13), Bob Davie (13), Doc Walker (11), Dave Pasch (10), Bob Wischusen (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Chris Fowler (7), Matt Millen (7), Lou Holtz (7), Todd McShay (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), David Norrie (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Pat Haden (2), Rece Davis (1)

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Seven
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1. "Is it an incomplete pass?" - Verne Lundquist
"No, no, he ran all the way down there." - Gary Danielson pointing out a fumble after a 50 yard run

2. "You're looking pretty good for an old guy."- Pam Ward to Ray Bentley

3. "Lots of mistakes, like unnecessary sportsmanship, that really hurt Notre Dame."- Lou Holtz

4. "They are just dialed in on #8, Jeremy Shockely, er, Jordan Shipley." - Kirk Herbstreit

5. "Ryan Mallett just showed why he won a Heisman as a sophomore and is the leading candidate to win it again as a senior."- Gary Danielson

6. " A lot of people with there protractors out, trying to project"- David Norrie

7. "Pete Carroll with an overactive competitive thyroid."- Pat Haden

8. "The gameplan working perfectly for Northwestern so far. With no points to show for it."- Pam Ward

9. "And it's a touchdown! No, it's out of bounds! - Verne Lundquist
"Actually they're going to call a hold on it." - Gary Danielson

10. "It's gotta be undisputed visual evidence, not video."- Todd Harris

11. "I thought he could have thrown it higher, but he could not have thrown it any better." - Gary Danielson


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (43), 2. Chris Spielman (28), 3. Gary Danielson (23), 4. Bob Griese (18), 5. Ed Cunningham (17), 6. Ray Bentley (16), Brent Musburger (16), Mark Jones (16), Kirk Herbstreit (16), 10. Bob Davie (13)

Others Receiving Votes: Doc Walker (11), Dave Pasch (10), Bob Wischusen (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Todd Harris (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Chris Fowler (7), Matt Millen (7), Todd McShay (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), David Norrie (2), Rece Davis (1)

Back again for a full day of Pammy goodness. See you all at noon....

Week Seven Announcing Schedule
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"You're looking pretty good for an old guy."- Pam Ward to Ray Bentley

"The tight end did an outstanding job in the hole." - Brent Musburger (via JFein)

"The gameplan working perfectly for Northwestern so far. With no points to show for it."- Pam Ward

"They are just dialed in on #8, Jeremy Shockely, er, Jordan Shipley." - Kirk Herbstreit (via JFein)

"Herbie, let's call this the Red River Fistfight."- Brent Musburger (via 49er)

"You can't advance on the muff."- Kirk Herbstreit

"Let's take a look at our first half staff.....uhh....stats."- Pam Ward

"Nagurski that is a great word for a linebacker."- Brent Musberger (via Jason)

Sorry Brent, Nagurski was a D Tackle and Fullback.

"Of course the solution of all of this would be a playoff."- Pam Ward
"Don't get me started."- Ray Bentley
"Don't hold your breath. You'll be dead real soon."- Pam Ward

Pammy being a little grim, but actually made me laugh.

"On the second series of the day, he only played two series."- Brent Musberger (via BSPN)

"You're from Syracuse, and they have a great college hockey legacy, you know."- Eddie Robinson Jr. (via Joe....'Cuse has no hockey team)

"And it's a touchdown! No, it's out of bounds! - Verne Lundquist
"Actually they're going to call a hold on it." - Gary Danielson

"I thought he could have thrown it higher, but he could not have thrown it any better." - Gary Danielson (via JFein)

" A lot of people with there protractors out, trying to project"- David Norrie (via BSPN)

"It's a wildcat, with a 250 pound cat."- Gary Danielson on Tebow

"It's like dial-up modem versus high-speed Internet."- Pat Haden, after McKnight's big run (via Benne)

"Pete Carroll with an overactive competitive thyroid."- Pat Haden (via BSPN)

"It's gotta be undisputed visual evidence, not video."- Todd Harris

"A long wait on this review."- Tom Hammond
"Has it gone all the way to the Supreme Court?"- Pat Haden
(via Benne)

"Looking for a sweep tonight at Yankee Stadium as his beloved Yankees take on the Anaheim Angels!"- Todd Harris

I think we're going to go with this format throughout the season. Having a post put up for just the winners is rather counterproductive, and let's just face it....I'm lazy these days. Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Six
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1. "...like Sharks to chum" - Chris Spielman
"I think that's the first time we've ever heard the word "chum" on a college football broadcast" - Dave Pasch
"Obviously you've never eaten at the Chum Bucket, operated by our good friend Plankton" - Chris Spielman
(Spielman with the Spongebob reference!)

2. "His friends in high school used to call him jetski, because of the way the dirt came off him."- David Norrie

3. "The Arizona Defense is last in the SEC."- Bob Griese

4. "I can't root for Jimmie Johnson to win the Nextel Cup b/c of all of his Super Bowl wins."- Matt Millen

5. "His friends in high school used to call him jetski, because of the way the dirt came off him."- David Norrie

6. "Some father-daughter action. That's what it's all about."- Dave Lapham

7."Earl Thomas down the sideline. GOODBYE EARL!"- Brad Nessler with a Dixie Chicks reference

8. "The Dodger swept the Cardinals in the National Championship Series." - Brent Musburger

9. "When speed goes in the wrong direction, that can be a bad thing. So when you have fast guys that run the wrong way fast, that's even worse than slow guys that run the wrong way slow."- Bob Davie

10. "Stop is a four letter word tonight."- Mark Jones

11. "Brandon Minor is a very durable back, when he's healthy."- Kirk Herbstreit


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (43), 2. Gary Danielson (23), 3. Chris Spielman (21), 4. Ed Cunningham (17), 5. Ray Bentley (16) 6. Brent Musburger (14), 7. Mark Jones (12), Bob Griese (12), 9. Doc Walker (11), 1o. Dave Pasch (10), Bob Wischusen (10)

Others Receiving Votes: Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Todd Harris (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Kirk Herbstreit (7), Chris Fowler (7), Bob Davie (5), Todd McShay (5), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Matt Millen (2), Brad Nessler (1), Rece Davis (1), David Norrie (1)

For some reason, I completely forgot to put up the Week Four Pammy Nominees. Here they are, and I'll tell you the winner(s) when I put up week five's.

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Five
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1. "Maryland really struggling this season."- Pam Ward
"Your Turtles."- Ray Bentley
"Yeah, they're turtling up."- Pam Ward

2. "Under the Teflon sky of the MetroDome."- Clay Matvick

3. "He ran in there like Ray Charles. You got to look in the eyes and see where you're going."- Doc Walker

4. "For fat guys like me, the slab of bacon was a better trophy than the axe."- Bob Wischusen

5. "Ride your horse. Clay's your horse. Ride him." - Chris Spielman

6. "In the NFL when the quarterback is sacked inside two minutes, the clock stops; not in college, the clock keeps running."- Bob Griese

7."Bob Wischusen alongside Brian Griese and Chris Spielman." - Bob Wischusen
"Did you just call me Brian Griese?" - Bob Griese

8. "Sacks him, right up into the breast plate."- David Norrie

9. "He either feels people at his feet or guys coming on his backside." - Gary Danielson

10. Michael Reghi: You're looking at Brandon Crawford of Ball State, a 33-year-old veteran of the Vietnam War.
Doug Chapman: Gulf War, you mean.

11. "Ronnie Wingo: Takes the 'o' off of Wingo and you've got wings!"- Mark Jones

12. "He's got great arm talent."- David Norrie


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (38), 2. Chris Spielman (19), 3. Ed Cunningham (17), 4. Ray Bentley (16) 5. Brent Musburger (14), 6. Gary Danielson (13), 7. Dave Pasch (10), 8. Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Todd Harris (9)

Others Receiving Votes: Mark Jones (8), Matt Devlin (8), Kirk Herbstreit (7), Chris Fowler (7), Bob Griese (6), Bob Davie (5), Todd McShay (5), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Doc Wakler (3), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Matt Millen (2), Brad Nessler (1), Rece Davis (1)

Your Week Three Pammy Nominees

10. "Javid Breast."- Chris Spielman

9. "Did you know that it's "National Talk Like A Pirate....Day"....today?"- Brent Musburger

8. "He's got great eye vision."- Gary Danielson

7. "He's got an eye patch, I'm sorry, an ice pack, over his forehead." - Erin Andrews

6. "He hurt his ankle in the first week of the game."- Pam Ward

5. "The hand signals allow him to call more things, they're like sign language." - Bob Griese

4. "I was impressed by his thickness." - Chris Speilman

3. "I gotta think that the USC Trojans are going to eat that one out."- Ray Bentley

2. "So it'll be 1st and ten at the 52 yard line..."- Todd Harris

1. "A bing, a bang, and a bong."- Gary Danielson
"Sounds like a late night college experience"- Verne Lundquist



Standings: 1. Pam Ward (21), 2. Ray Bentley (16), 3. Chris Spielman (14) 4. Gary Danielson (13), 5. Dave Pasch (10), 6. Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Todd Harris (9), 9. Matt Devlin (8)

Others Receiving Votes: Kirk Herbstreit (7), Chris Fowler (7), Mark Jones (7), Bob Griese (6), Bob Davie (5), Todd McShay (5), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Matt Millen (2), Brent Musburger (2), Brad Nessler (1), Rece Davis (1)

Here are the quotes that need your votes (in no particular order). Be sure to choose wisely, and I'll let you know who the results by the end of the week.

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Three
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1. "The hand signals allow him to call more things, they're like sign language." - Bob Griese

2. "So if you have to land that water plane on land how do you do it?"- Terry Gannon
"It has wheels on it"- David Norrie

3. "Javid Breast."- Chris Spielman

4. "Husky fans looking for a little purple haze."- Terry Gannon

5. "I was impressed by his thickness." - Chris Speilman

6. "He hurt his ankle in the first week of the game."- Pam Ward

7. "So it'll be 1st and ten at the 52 yard line..."- Todd Harris

8. "He's got great eye vision."- Gary Danielson

9. "Did you know that it's "National Talk Like A Pirate....Day"....today?"- Brent Musburger

10. "They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well this one has been served cold and wet." - Mark Jones

11. "David Nelson will get an ear feel from his coach."- Gary Danielson

12. "He's got an eye patch, I'm sorry, an ice pack, over his forehead." - Erin Andrews

13. "I gotta think that the USC Trojans are going to eat that one out."- Ray Bentley

14. "A bing, a bang, and a bong."- Gary Danielson
"Sounds like a late night college experience"- Verne Lundquist

Here are your week two winners and new standings. Dave Pasch one by one vote, but there are some candidates jumping out to early leads....

Your Week Two Pammy Nominees

10. "Clark took it right in the moustache." - Rece Davis

9. "Maybe you and I should be calling this game."- Matt Millen

8. "Balls are flying all over the place."- Dave Neal

7. "You've got to get your eyes around and see what's coming in your face." - Todd Blackledge

6. "We've seen every part of the Dan LeFevour package." - Todd McShay

5. "Special word: elusivity." - Pam Ward
"Is that a word" - Ray Bentley
"It is now." - Pam Ward

4. "Todd Marijuanavich...er...Marivich."- Chris Fowler

3. "I gotta think that the USC Trojans are going to eat that one out."- Ray Bentley

2. "You can go up in there with it two or three times, then you gotta pull it out." - Sonny Randle

1. "Al Toon, who had his football career cut short because of multiple concussions, hopes his son follows in his footsteps."- Dave Pasch


Standings After Week One: 1. Pam Ward (16) 2. Dave Pasch (10), 3. Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9) 5. Matt Devlin (8), Ray Bentley (8) 7. Kirk Herbstreit (7), Chris Fowler (7), Mark Jones (7), 10. Chris Spielman (6),

Others Receiving Votes: Bob Davie (5), Todd McShay (5), Todd Blackledge (4), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Matt Millen (2) Brad Nessler (1), Rece Davis (1)

Here are the quotes that need your votes (in no particular order). Be sure to choose wisely, and I'll let you know who the results by the end of the week.

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Two
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1. "If you're long, your never wrong."- Chris Spielman....again

2. "Todd Marijuanavich...er...Marivich."- Chris Fowler

3. "I like smart quarterbacks. Especially smart quarterbacks with some athletic skills to go with it." - Mike Patrick

4. "Balls are flying all over the place."- Dave Neal

5. "We've seen every part of the Dan LeFevour package." - Todd McShay

6. "Al Toon, who had his football career cut short because of multiple concussions, hopes his son follows in his footsteps."- Dave Pasch

7. "Drops it right over the pocket. If you had a pencil in your pocket, he puts it right in the pocket."- Doc Walker

8. "Clark took it right in the moustache." - Rece Davis

9. "Maybe you and I should be calling this game."- Matt Millen

10. "I don't know what I don't know."- Bob Griese

11. "Special word: elusivity." - Pam Ward
"Is that a word" - Ray Bentley
"It is now." - Pam Ward

12. "You've got to get your eyes around and see what's coming in your face." - Todd Blackledge

13. "I gotta think that the USC Trojans are going to eat that one out."- Ray Bentley

14. "You can go up in there with it two or three times, then you gotta pull it out." - Sonny Randle

Here are your week one winners and new standings. Chris Spielman led for most of the week, but a late surge by Pam, helped her jump out to the early lead.

Your Week One Pammy Nominees

10. "The tight end gets used around here (Florida State) about as much as the guy selling snocones at the North Pole."- Brad Nessler

9. "When you see a hatless official showing us their beautiful foreheads, they are telling us that a player stepped out of bounds"- Petros Papadakis

8. "The Tigers, like George and Weezy and Jefferson, moving on up!"- Mark Jones

7. "Jake Locker is part of Davie Jones Locker. thats a once in a lifetime play on words, folks." - Mark Jones

6. "Can blueturf cause insomnia, because Oregon is sure sleepwalking." - Bob Davie

5. "If you're long, your never wrong."- Chris Spielman

4. "I love seeing receivers using their hands to make the catch."- Kirk Herbstreit

3. "Everything they've done defensively (Penn State) can be attributed to their defense."- Matt Devlin

2. "On a little jailbait....jailbreak screen."- Rod Gilmore

1. "I want a stallion package"- Pam Ward


Standings After Week One: 1. Pam Ward (10), 2. Rod Gilmore (9), 3. Matt Devlin (8), 4. Kirk Herbstreit (7), 4. Mark Jones (7), 6. Chris Spielman (6), 7. Bob Davie (5), 8. Petros Papadakis (2), 9. Brad Nessler (1)

Alright folks, it's the last weekend and Gary Danielson has made his move! On the heels of his combination, sixth and fifth place quote, last year's winner has narrowed the gap and is hovering in third place behind Pammy and Dr. Lou. It's going to come to the end, and I don't think we could ask for anything more. Here are you winners and new standings....

Your Week Fourteen Pammy Nominees

10. "We've got a good ol' fashioned frog choker in Tallahassee." - Brad Nessler

9. "In the upper right folks that is Boone T. Pickens." - Brent Musberger mixing up the correct name of T. Boone Pickens

8. "The two highest-ranked [Big 12 South] teams in the BCS will go to Kansas City and play Missouri in the championship game." - Ron Thulin

7. "You know the rule. If you're long, you're never wrong." - Chris Spielman

6. "They'ne not built to come from behind. They're not built to come from ahead, either." - Gary Danielson

5. "They line up those tight ends and bang and bang."- Gary Danielson

4. "Jenkins, a true freshman, is seeing his first action of the year. He's made 10 starts." - Bob Griese

3. "I miss the nightclubs where you didn't need to bring a gun." - Mike Patrick on the Burress incident

2. "Demps was faster than a rabbit in love." - Brad Nessler

1. Musburger: "I listened to your gal Beyonce."
Herbstreit: "What'd you think?"
Musburger: "I went right back to Willy Nelson so fast it was unbelievable. But I'll say one thing; she is attractive...oh baby."


Standings After Week Fourteen: 1. Pam Ward (84), 2. Lou Holtz (73), 3. Gary Danielson (66), 4. Brad Nessler (48), 5. Mike Patrick (47), 6. Bob Griese (36), 7. Brent Musburger (35), 8. Petros Papadakis (33), 9. Andre Ware (24), 10. Charles Davis (23), 11. Ray Bentley (22), 12. Mark Jones (21), 13. Bob Davie (20), 13. Paul Maguire (20), 15. Kirk Herbstreit (18), 16. David Norrie (15), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 21. Tom Hammond (9), 21. Rob Stone (9), 23. Pat Haden (8), 23. Brock Huard (8), 23. Stacey Dales (8)

Others Receiving Votes: Joe Tessitore (7), Kelly Stouffer (7), Alex Flanagan (7), Steve Physioc (7), Dave Lapham (6), Doug Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (8*), Craig Bolerjack (4), Chris Spielman (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Ron Thulin (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), John Saunders (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)

Due to the Thanksgiving Holiday, I didn't have last week's winners and new standings up before this past Saturday. Bear with me in this spot below as I try to sort this out. First are the winners from last week, and the nominees from this past Saturday will be below.

Your Week Thirteen Pammy Winners

10. "The first turnover of the day for West Virginia, and they'll have the ball in good field position."- Andre Ware, as WVU gets the ball at about their own 15 yard line

9. "I'm not real good at Math, but that sounds like a backwards pass."- Ray Bentley

8. "I love Coldplay."- Mike Patrick

7. "That's not a terrorist. It's Florida State kicker Graham Gano."- Ron Franklin, commenting on Gano's ski mask in the Maryland cold

6. "Beyonse."- Brent Musburger
"I know who Kenny Chesney is. The least you could know is who Beyonce is."- Lisa Salters

5. "These guys are making me hot."- Paul McGuire

4. "Keep your head down and stroke it well young guy"- Kelly Stouffer to the Oregon State kicker before the game winning field goal

3. "Greg Orton came over and they slapped each other... on the palms." - Pam Ward

2. "He's not getting enough tasty balls that he can take a bite at."- Petros Papdakis

1. "Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz

Standings After Week Thirteeen: 1. Pam Ward (84), 2. Lou Holtz (73), 3. Gary Danielson (55), 4. Mike Patrick (39), 5. Brad Nessler (38), 6. Petros Papadakis (33), 7. Bob Griese (29), 8. Andre Ware (24), 9. Charles Davis (23), 9. Brent Musburger (23), 11. Ray Bentley (22), 12. Mark Jones (21), 13. Bob Davie (20), 13. Paul Maguire (20), 15. Kirk Herbstreit (18), 16. David Norrie (15), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 21. Tom Hammond (9), 21. Rob Stone (9), 23. Pat Haden (8), 23. Brock Huard (8), 23. Stacey Dales (8)

Others Receiving Votes: Joe Tessitore (7), Kelly Stouffer (7), Alex Flanagan (7), Steve Physioc (7), Dave Lapham (6), Doug Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (8*), Craig Bolerjack (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), John Saunders (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)
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Now onto the Week Fourteen nominees....

The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Fourteen

1. "You know the rule. If you're long, you're never wrong." - Chris Spielman

2. "The two highest-ranked [Big 12 South] teams in the BCS will go to Kansas City and play Missouri in the championship game." - Ron Thulin

3. "And there's Dante Lewis." - Todd Harris referring to Ball State's Dante Love

4. "I miss the nightclubs where you didn't need to bring a gun." - Mike Patrick on the Burress incident

5. "We've got a good ol' fashioned frog choker in Tallahassee." - Brad Nessler

6. "In the upper right folks that is Boone T. Pickens." - Brent Musberger mixing up the correct name of T. Boone Pickens

7. "They'ne not built to come from behind. They're not built to come from ahead, either." - Gary Danielson

8. "Jenkins, a true freshman, is seeing his first action of the year. He's made 10 starts." - Bob Griese

9. Musburger: "I listened to your gal Beyonce."
Herbstreit: "What'd you think?"
Musburger: "I went right back to Willy Nelson so fast it was unbelievable. But I'll say one thing; she is attractive...oh baby."

10. "John Chapas does a great job of getting behind the uglies there." - Trev Alberts

11. "It was a run from the very....snap of the football." - Andre Ware

12. "And Dwyer for a touchdown.....I mean two!" - Craig Bolerjack

13. "Demps was faster than a rabbit in love." - Brad Nessler

14. "They line up those tight ends and bang and bang."- Gary Danielson

15. "Does OU have enough style points to overhaul Texas?"- Brent Musburger
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Thanks to everyone who took the time to vote for the nominees from this past weekend. Pammy decided to take a week off, but her lead couldn't be dented into by any of the Top Five. Brad Nessler is trying to make one last push, but with just one full week left.....will it be enough? Here are your winners and your new standings....

10. "You think the duck came up with that one?" - Mike Patrick on an trick Aflac Trivia Question

9. "Kyle Halderman running to the endzone like he's running to Watergate" - John Saunders

8. "The back falls down, and he just becomes a Football player."- Gary Danielson

7. "The center stepped on him as he was pulling out."- Kirk Herbstreit

6. "Well as you mentioned, North Carolina you gotta believe. They're on the road, and for Maryland they're playing at home."- Bob Griese on his game plan for each team

5. "You have 32 teams with 3 spots per team that's 94 spots" - Dave Lapham on TX QB Colt McCoy's NFL prospects

4. "Somebody plugged the hole and then gave it to him right up under his chin."- Brad Nessler

3. "I hope you and Bob are nice and dry while I get wet here in trenches" - Stacey Dales

2. "They're used balls. You like em when they're a little bit round. Not too slick, just a little bit used."- Bob Griese

1. "They're playing for Paul Bunyan's ass on ABC to a good chunk of the country."- Brad Nessler
"Paul Bunyan's?"- Bob Griese
"Axe. What did you think I said?"- Brad Nessler
"Axe."- Bob Griese
"Why is everybody laughing?"- Brad Nessler


Standings After Week Seven: 1. Pam Ward (76), 2. Lou Holtz (63), 3. Gary Danielson (55), 4. Brad Nessler (38), 5. Mike Patrick (36), 6. Bob Griese (29), 7. Petros Papadakis (24), 8. Charles Davis (23), 8. Andre Ware (23), 10. Mark Jones (21), 11. Bob Davie (20), 11. Ray Bentley (20) 13. Brent Musburger (18), 13. Kirk Herbstreit (18), 15. David Norrie (15), 16. Paul Maguire (14), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 21. Tom Hammond (9), 21. Rob Stone (9), 23. Pat Haden (8), 23. Brock Huard (8), 23. Stacey Dales (8)

Others Receiving Votes: Joe Tessitore (7), Alex Flanagan (7), Steve Physioc (7), Dave Lapham (6), Doug Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (4), Craig Bolerjack (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), John Saunders (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)

Your Week Twelve Pammy Nominees (Awful Announcing)
The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Twelve (Awful Announcing)

Thanks to everyone who took the time to vote for the nominees from this past weekend. Pammy's at it again and looks to have just about locked up her first Pammy title ever. You never know though, with a big week Lou or Gary could catch her at the end.

Here are your winners and your new standings....

10. "When he's that strong, it's just, take your medicine right there.. How do you want it? On the ground or in the air?" - Andre Ware on Terrelle Pryor

9. "That's the way you draw up a botched play." -Barry Tompkins

8. "Here comes the wild-tiger." - Verne Lundquist on LSU lining up in the wildcat formation

7. "A lot of parity across the board, although Penn State is head and shoulders better than everyone else" - Ray Bentley

6. "And Cunningham with the catch." - Wayne Larrivee
"I can hear Arthur Fonzarelli calling him out back on the good ol' days." - Charles Davis forgetting that the name of the show was "Happy Days"

5. "Minor sticks it up in there." - Pam Ward

4. "This would be a major major, small victory for Northwestern." - Andre Ware

3. "You know, I think this is a sign of the Big 10 being better than everyone thinks it is, when Wisconsin, a top 10 team before the season started, being at the bottom of the conference." - Dave Pasch

2. "This is easy. They go to Hester here." - Danielson
"They would, but Hester is out west these days." - Lundquist
"Well, last year, they would have." - Danielson, on LSU's 4th and 1 try

1. "That was the last four drives, Minnesota had five straight five-and-outs." - Pam Ward


Standings After Week Seven: 1. Pam Ward (76), 2. Lou Holtz (63), 3. Gary Danielson (52), 4. Mike Patrick (35), 5. Petros Papadakis (24), 6. Charles Davis (23), 6. Andre Ware (23), 8. Mark Jones (21), 8. Brad Nessler (21), 10. Bob Davie (20), 10. Ray Bentley (20) 12. Brent Musburger (18), 13. Bob Griese (15), 13. David Norrie (15), 15. Kirk Herbstreit (14), 15. Paul Maguire (14), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 21. Tom Hammond (9), 21. Rob Stone (9), 23. Pat Haden (8), 23. Brock Huard (8), 25. Joe Tessitore (7), 25. Alex Flanagan (7), 25. Steve Physioc (7)

Others Receiving Votes: Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (4), Craig Bolerjack (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)

Your Week Eleven Pammy Nominees (Awful Announcing)
The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Eleven (Awful Announcing)

Thanks to everyone who took the time to vote for the nominees from this past weekend. Pammy won the overall title for the week and it wasn't even close. She had over 200 votes more than our surprise second place finisher, David Norrie, and made yet another push towards the top. She would have had it too if Lou Holtz didn't secure the sixth place spot this week. It's going to be a battle in these last few weeks!

Here are your winners and your new standings....

10. "Fearless. Totally fearless. The gunslinger. If you don't get to the Gunslinger, he's gonna fire all over you." - Gary Danielson

9. "He has to get in that hole and fill that thing." - Ray Bentley

8. "When you're a boxer and working the body, the lumberjack swings the ax." - Doc Walker

7. "They weren't able to run the ball or pass the ball, besides that, their offense was sizzling"- Barry Tompkins

6. "That touchdown pass was perfected throwed"- Lou Holtz

5. "We're Chock full of Johnsons here"- Barry Tompkins

4. "This is a guy who is a combination of great courage and nuts."- Steve Physioc

3. "Tripper Johnson makes the stop on Stafon Johnson, much as he made the stop on Ronald Johnson. We are chalked full of Johnsons"- Barry Tompkins
"I got a bunch of Twenties in my pocket. Andrew Johnson"- Petros Papadakis

2. "Some guys handle wet balls better than others." - David Norrie

1. "They've gotta spike the ball here!" - Pam Ward on a 4th down play


Standings After Week Seven: 1. Lou Holtz (63), 2. Pam Ward (60), 3. Gary Danielson (43), 4. Mike Patrick (35), 5. Petros Papadakis (24), 6. Mark Jones (21), 6. Brad Nessler (21), 8. Bob Davie (20), 9. Brent Musburger (18), 9. Charles Davis (18), 11. Ray Bentley (16), 12. Bob Griese (15), 12. Andre Ware (15), 12. David Norrie (15), 15. Kirk Herbstreit (14), 15. Paul Maguire (14), 17. Sean McDonough (10), 17. Todd Blackledge (10), 17. Barry Tompkins (10), 20. Tom Hammond (9), 20. Rob Stone (9), 22. Pat Haden (8), 22. Brock Huard (8), 22. Verne Lundquist (8) 25. Joe Tessitore (7), 25. Alex Flanagan (7), 25. Steve Physioc (7)

Others Receiving Votes: Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (4), Craig Bolerjack (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (3), Dave Archer (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)

Your Week Ten Pammy Nominees (Awful Announcing)
The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Ten (Awful Announcing)