Oh good, Bollerjack is doing the ND-Navy game. He should give us a few good sound bites today.

Brennaman in Iowa-Purdue game, as Shonn Greene is running through the defense: 'This is reminiscent of Ron Dayne running through the defenses in seasons at Iowa"

I'm pretty sure Ron Dayne went to Wisconsin Thom with an 'H'. You might have known that, he won a Heisman...

"He's already broken all the Notre Dame freshman receiving records, Michael Tate." - Whoever is doing color commentary for the ND game pissing off both Golden Tate's and Michael Floyd's parents.

Bentley on Meechagin's helmets: "They put a little Mop-n-Glo on it for that shine."

Notre Dame puts gold paint on their helmets, Michigan uses Mop-n-Glo.

Steve Buerline, is the ND-Navy color analyst

Not an announcer, but a graphic in the Iowa-Purdue game: Taking Advantage, Purdue 33 points off 15 opponent's turnovers.

That's a terrible ratio, taking advantage of what? Squandering your opportunities?

Thanks ted, ive got a feeling that name is gonna be coming up a ton today

He's got the biggest hands...ever.
-Pam Ward I believe early in the NW/Mich game describing one of the NW players

"Theyre hotter than fish grease right now"- Desmond Howard on Gameday on TX Tech's offense

"Charlie Wiess guaranteed that Jimmy Clausen would not throw an interception today." - Steve Beurlein, Clausen threw a pick on his first pass.

"if this was flag, he would still have them on." - Doc Walker after Clemson's CJ Spiller runs untouched for a TD

"Nobody holds you if you cant rush the passer. Duke's got some monsters over there." - Doc Walker on Duke's DL and a holding penalty overturned a Clemson TD

"If this keeps up, we might be cow-tipping in the 2nd half."---Dave Pasch

Andre Ware: "It's all on the shoulders of Isaiah Washingt...Williams. Juice Williams."

Don't remember the exact quote or who said it, but someone on the OSU-Illinois game just said that Ohio State will be guaranteed a share of the Big 10 title if they win today. Michigan might have something to say about that (although, the odds of them losing to Michigan are small).

Pull through S2N, stop, drop, and roll just in case. Hope things aren't too bad.





/Soccerhijack comment.


Chelsea 3 West Brom 0 at halftime....

"And Jimmy Clausen is coming back into the game, that's a good sign for Notre Dame."

- Steve Buerline

Sure it is Steve, sure.

"There is the trophy. The best and worst thing that happened to Clemson." - Steve Martin
"Because they expect it every year" - Doc Walker, after a shot showing Clemson's 1981 national championship trophy



"I believe that position(tight end) is the least penalized in the game" - Doc Walker
"Is that because you played Tight End or you are a football expert ?" - Steve Martin



"I believe a an assignment was missed there. Houdini was open." - Doc Walker after Celmson's CJ Spiller was uncovered for a screen pass.

"this is how you win championships. You put your foot on their neck to go up 21-0." - Doc Walker, as Clemson was driving but Clemson was leading 10-0, Clemson did score to make it 17-0.

"It think we should get the sideline reporter to go do the pushups." - Doc Walker after Clemson scores.
"Will our insurance cover it ? The truck will be calling 911" - Steve Martin.
"I can do three." - Mike Hogewood, the sideline reporter in question

"That was one of the rare bad throws (Nick) Sheridan has had today" - Ray Bentley as Sheridan is 6/15 and promptly throws another incomplete pass.

By the way Sheridan has 2 touchdowns and 5 interceptions on the year.

I hope S2N and his family and friends is OK.

"Timmy they may call to bring out the snow shovels there." - Craig Bolerjack after Tim Brando updates Mich / Northwestern. I didnt know CBS moved their studios to Mich

I heard that too Anon....the kid can't hit receivers on five yard curls with no defenders around. It's probably safe to say he's more than a few bad throws this year.

JG....talked to him and things are okay at the moment.

Could you guys imagine Tim Brando doing football announcing?


I've made up some quotes for this...


"And Clausen CLAWS his way to the 35!"

"These Midshipmen are Topshipmen today!"

"It's 20-16, field goal ties the game."

"This ain't Carmen San Diego!"....er wait....

"A few more feet and that probably would've been a first down." - Dave Pasch as Terrelle Pryor falls a foot short of the first down marker.

AA thanks for the info

My 2:09 post should say "they may call you"

"You just gotta do what you gotta do and stop them." - Steve Beurlein on ND defense stopping Navy's option

On the SEC game of the week (Dave/Dave/Dave), for every yard picked up, Regions Bank plants new trees around the Southeast.

Last week, they planted 813 of them. Hopefully, 1000 of them will be planted this week, but it doesn't look like it.

AA, while sleuthing for next week's NFL announcers, it looks like FOX has given one of our users (perks!) next week's crew, I won't spoil everything, but brace yourselves.



Vikings @ Jaguars - Chris Rose and John Lynch

Wayne Larivee doesn't know his New York Boroughs. He said a Penn State player was from The Bronx, where he stated Joe Paterno was from. Charles Davis corrects him, saying correctly that JoePa was reared in Brooklyn.

Yes, the same Wayne Larivee who while working a Phillies-Cubs game on WGN in 1994 called Independence Hall "Freedom Hall", the name of the Lousiville Cardinals' basketball arena. Living in Virginia at the time, and being a native Philadelphian, I was livid. No wonder I hate him.

Oh wow.....how's that for random. I heard that some networks were interested in him, but didn't think it would be that quick.

caption on Indiana-Penn State:

"James Sheep. Nittany Lions mascot."

Davis responds "It's a sheep in lions' clothing."

@jamescraven


Larrivee is one of the millions of Americans without a map.

I believe mr. Larivee doen't even having an atlas, ssreporters!

"Short gain for McCoy and that brings up 3rd down." - Bill Land......but the run was on 3rd and 3.

Like people in places like Iraq, and Such As?

Larivee deserves at least a nomination for a Pammy this week!

Anyone here use Mop-n-Glo?

Wow, Jared is seriously SPONSORING ESPN's score updates?

My new worst local ad since "Saved By Zero": The local sandwich shop called Slack's Hoagie Shack's "Friggin' Huge Hoagie."

Wow, ssreporters. ESPN's getting a big deal on those friggin $5 footlongs!

"I love what he does here, gets out of bounds without getting hit, trailing 31-0 you gotta think about your future." - Doc Walker as Duke's QB runs out of bounds.

"Shipley looked like a plane there." - Dave Lapham on TX player Shipley who went airborne for about 5 yds on a fake FG.

@ James, meant the Jewelry Company....


"HE WENT TO JARRRRRRED!!"

Penn State asking "Hoosier Daddy?" Bob Knight's favorite comment much?

Jared. The Diamond People.

Worst. Commercials. For Jewelry.

Hey, AA, not only is watching Michigan football pain inducing, but with Pammy calling the game it's even more obnoxious...

"Kansas needs to go four downs here."- Dave Lapham apparently that is his expression for going for it on 4th down, and the fact Kansas is currently trailing 21-0 with 7:47 left in 3rd against TX

Video of Dan Herron on both knees confirming he was down when the ball came loose.

"I actually I think the ball came out and was tucked against his side there" - Andre Ware.

That Slack's Hoagie ad is horrible, with the friggin' huge hoagies.

The jingle "It can only be Jared!!" is also bad.

Back to announcing: Will Merritt (on Duke-Clemson radio)- "If Spiller had cut through that hole, he would have been in the meat of the football field."

http://slackshoagies.com/

"if you got an extra trash bag it may come in handy." - Bolerjack @ ND / Navy as a crowd shot of people putting on ponchos as it starts to rain heavily.

Of course, the Slack's ad is a cable only commercial. that type of ad would never be on the local over the air stations.

"TD pass for Kansas, 21-7 Texas halfway through the field." - Rece Davis

"Down Goes Frazier"-Lapham after a sick helmet to helmet collision knocks Blade Gideon senseless (he's ok.)

"You have to be careful with neck injuries" - Dave Lapham stating the obvious after TX's Blake Gideon head snaps back and hits the turf. He did get up and walk off field, though

"You have 32 teams with 3 spots per team that's 94 spots" - Dave Lapham on TX QB Colt McCoy's NFL prospects

What is so hard about basic math?


32 * 3 = 94?

"This job will bring the big dogs out." - Doc Walker on the coaching vacancy at Clemson

"That's the latest from the wind tunnel."-Steve Martin after referee announces penalty in a 20mph wind.

Hey ssreporters: 32 * 3 = 96!

"He was ready to throw some hurtin bombs on the hit."- One of the Daves at UGA / Auburn, not familiar enough with them to know thier voices

BTW, that game Larivee worked when he mentioned "Freedom Hall"?

In Philadelphia as one of those one-game make up series in the post-strike 1995 season, not 1994 as I originally thought.

Navy is coming back against ND 27-20 ND 1:29 left in 4th

And jg, a Irish win means at least bowl eligible time. Two wins assures it, but of course they play Syracuse next week. Think of it as a bye week as in "BYE!-BYE!"

jamescraven

another reason to root for Navy. Weiss is looking rather Coach Hobo like in the rain.

Navy out of time outs?

Can you get me an "Uh-oh," Carl Lewis?

Todd Ellis (South Carolina radio)- "It rained for at least an hour, maybe 55 minutes, or a minute 10 before gametime."

"I hope you and Bob are nice and dry while I get wet here in trenches" - Stacey Dales at UNC / MD

"Coach you are 6-0 in your last six home games. What are you doing ?" - Stacey Dales to MD coach Ralph Friedgen

"I dont know we'll just keep doing it." - Friedgen in reponse
"That's a coach for you" - Brad Nessler

"You can stay a beaver all year long."- Joe Tessitore, talking about Cal QB Kevin Riley being from Oregon and being recruited by Oregon St.

"Take that says the Beavers."-Tessitore

Jo Jo is on fire already.

"It already looks like a giant mole has chewed thru the field." - Nessler on the field conditions at MD

Andre Ware apparently not privy to the info Pam and Ray beat people over the head with today-

"An 8 loss season at Michigan hasn't happened in a long time."

Michigan had NEVER lost 8 games in a season prior to today.

File this under "Andre Ware talking out of his rear end and having no idea what he was talking about".

Or, just another day at the office for 'Dre.

"Theyre down two small scores here." - Griese on MD trailing UNC 5-0

Just got in and I hope that everything is all right with S2N.

"That was a knuckle ball" - Uncle Gary on a Florida punt
"On the outside corner" - Grandpa Verne

Hey, jfein, here's a plug for my new Keith Olbermann blog:

http://jamescraven-theofiles.blogsopt.com

Wow....turned on ESPN for the second and at the bottom of the screen I saw this disturbing graphic.

"Jared The Galery of Jewelry Score Alert".

The score alerts now have a sponsor. Oy ve, what is there anything anywhere that's UNsponsored?

@ jamescraven: Looks good.

Maguire took the week off and I don't blame him. Pouring in College Park.

Not only that, New Jersey and the Hudson Valley are under a tornado watch.

anybody watching the MD-UNC game? Before a kickoff they showed some female Maryland students that had written "Kiss My Ass" on their back.

Nothing to do with announcing but I am just amazed at how South Carolina continues to shoot themselves in the foot this game. 2 turnovers that led to 2 Florida touchdowns and then on the kickoff following the 2nd TD SC tried a Music City Miracle-esque pass. The Miracle that happened? The ball was overthrown, recovered by Florida, and taken to the "one foot line".

"That was Rulon Jones with the pressure for Cal."-Rod Gilmore

In the background Tessitore saying it's Rulon Davis.

"I mean Rulon Davis with the pressure."-Rod

We're seeing Heels-Terps in New Jersey and yes, they did show "Kiss My Ass" painted on the girls' front.

New Jersey has emigrated its weather to the Beltway -- Nessler said they're playing under a tornado watch.

"He might be short, but he's not little. He runs hard." - Brad Nessler on Maryland running back Devin Meggett

They're playing under a tornado watch.

That's always a good idea.

Jared Hall with the tafee, i mean tackle- Vern Lundquist

"So much for the wet ball trick!"

- Brad Nessler

There are many gems of quotes from the UNC-MD game because they are talking about wet balls.

@ AA: Please tell me you're watching the MD-UNC game. They spent several minutes talking about wet balls and how to handle them.

"This time Chris Turner didn't feel the pressure coming from behind" - Brad Nessler

"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Byrd Stadium" -- Nessler

"Boy this is some wierd looking sky, it's a wonder we have a tornado watch." - Brad Nessler not knowing his meteorology. The sky is not green, per a tornado watch but rather there are dark clouds with periods of blue sky and a gigantic rainbow. Generally a sign that the weather is clearing

"Maryland basketball, a big win last night over Bucknell." - Brad Nessler

If beating Bucknell is a big win then Maryland needs help.

Yea maybe if MD's football and mens basketball coaches werent coasting on previous success, and the gutless AD wont fire eihter one of them

"The rain sort of comes and goes. When it comes, it reains hard, but now I don't think it's raining at all". - Meteorologist Bob Griese, your new channel 6 weatherman...

I couldn't muster any quotes, but was Bob Griese just talking about what kind of balls he likes?

"Ax....ax...what did you think I said?" - Brad Nessler
"I thought you said ass." - Bob Griese

I think we know who our winners will be this week. Even it's not this quote, there's no way Brad and/or Bob will be denied the title this week.

"we sent him to the pros, he's a good example of what we got here." - Griese on Falcons QB Matt Ryan who was ACC player of the year last year. All of a sudden Griese's pimping the ACC ?

"Kyle Halderman running to the endzone like he's running to Watergate" - John Saunders making no sense.

Tim Brando- after Idaho scored to take a lead on #7 Boise State: "They have dominated, but all the precincts haven't reported."

Nessler is on fire!

He's wearing the right tie for that...

Bob Haldeman was Nixon's Chief of Staff (or something). Of course, it still makes no sense.

"They talked to the defense at halftime, not just the offense." - Bob Griese

Really, Bob? Really?

"This field is waterlogged, you can tell. My feet are waterlogged." - Stacy Dales

Hey jfein, Bob Halderman was one of the Watergate Seven IIRC.

And knowing is half the battle. YO JOE!

And yes, Philly under a tornado watch as well. It's gonna be windy and colder tomorrow.

Stacy Dales: "That's your job, Brad..."

@ JamesCraven: As a history major, I really feel stupid for not picking up on that. The way he employed that reference though still doesn't make much sense, just a little less random.

And I'm pretty sure the entire East Coast is or has been or will be under a tornado watch sometime today...

Barth (NC) hit the upright on a FG attempt from 28.

"That woke up the crowd ... That woke up the coach!" -- Nessler.

This late word just in:

The tornado watch for Philly, Baltimore/Washington and NYC has been cancelled.

I love crazy conferences as much as the next guy, but until now, I have not really been able to get into the ACC. This UNC-MD game is peaking my interest in the conference, I must say.

Now back to your Pammy Watch Chronicles already in progress.

SAVED BY ZERO! IT'S BACK!

I think Rece Davis might have the winner this week with that halfway through the field gem

"That decision took about as long as the campaign trail." - Brad Nessler on the long delay by the refs in signaling North Carolina football on the fumble.

I think Nessler knows about our Pammies and wants to climb back into the competition...

"That took as long as the campaign trail." - Nessler on a delayed fumble call.

"We'll have to read his lips. The ref's microphone hasnt been working all day." - Nessler, really an electronic device outdoors in the rain ?

@ anon @ 6:04: Have you seen what Nessler's said this week?

Oh, I just realized this, the Paul Bunyan quote should be corrected as follows:

"They're playing for Paul Bunyan's ass on ABC to a good chunk of the country" - Brad Nessler
"Paul Bunyan's?" - Bob Griese
"Axe. What did you think I said?" - Brad Nessler
"I thought you said ass." - Bob Griese

I'm dying to see this video...

*sings Billy Gunn (Kipp Sopp)'s old WWF/WWE theme*

"I'm an ass man!"

Mike and Bob Golic pitching NurtiSystem.

Who knew Bob lost 150 pounds?

And it's Jump Around time in Madison as the Gophers and broadcasters are into it.

Those QBs sometimes they dont make the right decisions." - Nessler

Stay classy anon 6:21 PM. AA, any chance of changing this blog system to "No anonymous entires"?

...or at least moderate entries?

"Here's a huge 3rd down for the Maryland fans." - Brad Nessler

Only the fans? So it's not big for the MD offense?

"Thinking about the big picture who will win the ACC" - Griese
"Glad you have time to think about it."- Nessler

Those stinkin' Badgers now lead the Gophers on a safety on a botched kickoff return in the battle for Paul Bunyun's Axe.

Get your mind outta the gutter!

Best decision Turner has made all day

And after seeing the video, stay classy, Brad Nessler and Bob Griese!

" MD would like 4:30 to run off quick."- Nessler maybe if they quit throwing the ball out of bounds, the clock would keep moving.

Rant by irritated Terps fan

And the Badgers have just hit another two-run bomb from Gorman Thomas...

Not to add to the sexual inuendo column, ya think Steve Levy's bulging disc into Paul Bunyan's Axe?

"Crowd's been wet and quiet all day." - Brad Nessler

"North Carolina will burn one of their timeouts." - Brad Nessler as no timeout is called.

FEAR THE TURTLE !

Terry Gannon: "The axe is still in the case. It's sleeping."

"If you have a son going to Citadel, you'll be a little nervous. Maybe get a doctor's note or something" - Danielson

"Its a military school you can order them to go." - Lundquist, on Florida's next opponent. FL beat USC 56-6.

Schedule note: CBS SEC game next week at LSU

Terry Gannon, on Paul Bunyan's Axe: "Everyone wants a piece of that axe."

Terry, didja hear Brad Nessler and Bob Griese's comments during UNC-UMD?

I think that was David Norrie that said "Everone wants a piece of that axe."

Hey, JG: LET'S ALL GO TO BENTLEY'S!!!

Sorry, I was channeling my inner Scott Van Pelt.

(And no, eddie b, I'm sure it was Gannon, not Norrie.)

This is late and not a huge deal, but Gary Danielson compared Percy Harvin to Reggie Bush and MICHAEL Westbrook. At least I didn't hear any awkward MILF references.

@ anon @ 7:28: Nice to know Uncle Gary watches the NFL...

Rece Davis has twice said that Stanford were four million point underdogs against USC last year. Ugh, don't we get enough Dr. Kornheiser on MNF?

"Todd finds another high-calorie way to start the day off." - Mike Patrick giving us a previes of the Todd's Taste of the Town segment coming up later tonight.

Well, Mr. davis tends to exaggerate so just reduce his comments by 1/100,000.

jamescraven

If you could actually get into Bentleys right now. It is probably packed.

USC and Stanford tied at 17 4:13 left in 2nd. on VS

I thought all cable outlets carried Versus by now, but apparently not Service Electric in Northeastern PA.

And I'd be watching that game, if I got it.

"There ain't a team in the world that looks better in a football uniform than those guys." - The Randomness That Is Mike Patrick

And for those of you who do not live in the Baltimore/Washington metroplex, the full name of the place we are referring to is "R. J. Bentley's Filling Station."

Kelly Stouffer: "Girls and boys, you don't want to play the position of Quarterback."

Musburger: "I love the sound of Ron Cherry's voice."

To whom, jfein, is THRIMP referring to on the football uniform? Could it be... ALA-BAMA?

After a false start, Musburger: "That'll change the play call, unless you're the San Francisco 49ers."

BTW, next Sunday on Versus, it's Calgary at Montreal for Le Coupe Grey at Stade Olympique...

Jfein

VS is owned by comcast, so until they expand their monopoly, it may not get on your system

@RJBO: Or you're the Philadelphia Eagles...

Holy shit, Mississippi State just took the lead over 'Bama.

"And this is not reviewable" - The Randomness That Is Mike Patrick on a defensive pass interference penalty. Thanks, Capt. Obvious!

Major Upset brewing LSU losing to Troy 13-3

@ RJBO and Jamescraven: Did you see Martz's explanation for the non-changing play call? It made zero sense.

Also @ RJBO: Any personal fouls thus far for "Giving him the business?"

Ah, Joel McHale's favorite snoring game on Versus November 29th.

Ducks and Beavers.

Ah, jg, all the outer precincts are yet to report on Troy - LSU...

Remember jfein, when you point one finger at someone, three are pointsing back at you. And needless to say, if 49er16 were here, he'd agree that Martz should be fired or stripped of his play calling privlidge card.

The Randomness That Is Mike Patrick just coughed in the booth, and once again, he had to excuse himself.

The BC cheerleaders are in sweatsuits in northern FL, but the Song Girls are in their standard uniform in at Stanford in northern CA ?

"I cant believe you're workimg eight of those" - Herbstreit to Musberger on Tuesday's college hoops marathon.
"Lavin wouldnt work the ninth" - Musberger

Friggin' Huge Hoagie!

The new "Saved By Zero".

BTW, jg, are any Song Girls pantiless tonight?

Courtesy of the blog that Jamescraven wanted to start last week, here's a thing on The Idiocy That Is Mike Martz. He must have had a senior moment...

http://awfulofficiating.blogspot.com/2008/11/officials-spot-costs-49ers-game.html

Discussing former Lions OC Martz makes me sick. Come to think about it, so does talking about the Lions.

The Nissan "When Others Can't..." commercial is picking up the slack of Saved by Zero quite nicely.

I can't get into the Awful Officiating blog because it's blocked because of a lack of certificate...

jaames craven

no panty shots yet.

"We've been living in the Big 12 the last few weeks, look at how tight these formations are." - Herbsreit on BC's offensive set

If you're dissing Martz, RJBO, then you'd also diss the Bungles. If the Lying Downs played the Bungles, who'd lose and why?

You and uniwatchblog.com on the pantiless song girls at Southern California, jg. Thanks for the update!

"he is a rolling ball of butcher knives." - Blackledge reveals the description of an Alabama coach for player Javier Arenas

What kinda day it's been: Talking about mispronounced bulging discs, Paul Bunyan's Axe, Beavers, the anon obscene regular troll, tight formations...

Since when did this become a XXX-rated site?

@jamescraven 8:51: Bengals 23-10 (31-10 in Cincy). The Lions are a disgrace. No offense. No defense. End of story.

@ RJBO: I was hoping that the stadium they would paly in regardless wouild implode as well as the entire one-mile radius around it if Cincy and Detroit played.

And BTW, here's the USC Song Girls web site:

http://www.usc.edu/recsports/spirit/song

@jamescraven - and don't forget the last several posts about panties.

Okay, mal, uniwatchblog.com does that all the damn time!

@ jamescraven: That's part of the reason why I love this site. That conversation about Paul Bunyan's axe (and ass) has to rank as the top conversation of the year. And I'm pretty sure it's the same troll over and over and over again.

"You think the duck came up with that one?" - The Randomness That Is Mike Patrick on a trick Aflac Trivia Question.

Mike Patrick's one of a kind...

Another ad I hate: Hoveround. That's for the old farts who can't walk...

My apologies for helping the turn into XXX. I was merely trying to point out the oddity of cheerleaders in FL wearing more clothing than those in northern CA.
Maybe Ive read TMQ too many times.

God, you know I miss TRTIMP on the NFL games with Theismann and Maguire. ESPN should never have broken that team up!

Ah, mal, jfein, jg. So many multiple entandres, so little time...

Would somebody at ABC please inform thier ad sales staff that there is a football game on ? Promos for Desperate Housewives, some music awards show, and some British chick talking about the jewelry she's designing for Kay Jewelers.

"The center stepped on him as he was pulling out." -Kirk Herbstreit
BC vs FlaSt

Anyone getting The Mtn. on the Utah-SDSU game comments?

@ jamescraven @ 8:23: He was talking about USC. They had just gone to a highlight package on the USC-Stanford and TRTIMP had that random comment...

And lest we forget the three girls at UNC-MD spelling "KISS MY ASS" on their frontage...

Southern California just took the lead on Stanford. Will Ferrell is happy...

Troy is beating LSU 24 to 3

Shit. Versus gets Air Force-TCU and The Mtn. gets BYU-Utah.

God, our lives suck!

Anon 9:18, can I have Carl Lewis say "Uh-oh!"?

And if LSU loses, you know what that means?

The bayou Bengals face off against the third place team from the Big Ten in the prestigous Capital One Bowl, which makes Lee Corso happy!

Musburger: "Claiborn was gettin' the business in that pile."
Herbstreit: "Gettin' the business and giving the business."

jamescraven 9;14

last score I saw was 28-10 BYU in 3rd

JG, you mean LSU?

Or Utah...

I meant whoever is playing SDSU, I thought it was BYU, but they played this afternoon, based on your 9:14 comment, I think its Utah.

LSU trails 24-3 just before halftime

It's 28-10, Utah BTW upon my last check...

#2 for Southern California did a Knowshawn Moreno on Standord...

Or Stanford in English...

"If that score holds up theyre gonna stop complaining about Nick Saban at Alabama." - Herbstreit on the LSU score

"It is cold on a Saturday night in Tuscaloosa." - TRTIMP on the weather in Alabama.

And just as I type that in, the Tide is starting to roll...

Now Page Two...

Sorry, my inner Paul Harvey came out...GOODDAY!