SNF Live-Blog: Giants @ Eagles, Pre-Game

Sunday, November 09, 2008

If you weren't aware whom this comely lass is, that's Kendra Wilkinson, the prettiest of the Girls Next Door (my personal opinion), ex of Hugh Hefner, and now the fiancee of Eagles wideout Hank Baskett. A quick Google search will give you some pleasant results. Don't say I never did anything nice for you.

Notes from the late games:

  • Great game in the Steel City. Colts are up 24-20, after some amazing catches, including a tipped one that wound up in Reggie Wayne's hands early and another that Hines Ward pulled out of thin air. The scores have reflected each team's stereotypical philosophy: Wayne, Dallas Clark, and Dominic Rhodes have brought in TD passes from Peyton Manning, and Mewelde Moore has both Steeler scores on 54 yards rushing -- although much of it has been set up by Ben Roethlisberger to Ward, who has 100 yards receiving.
  • A surprisingly good game in San Diego, as the Chargers have just grabbed their first lead of the day on a Phil Rivers to Antonio Gates score -- he's thrown two TD passes (the other to Malcom Floyd) and two picks (Bernard Pollard and Sam McGraw are the lucky recipients.) As for the Chiefs, they've stumbled onto a quarterback. Tyler Thigpen looks durable and is getting better by the week, although he's stalled in the second half. He has two TD passes to Mark Bradley and Tony Gonzalez. 20-13, SD.
  • I wouldn't be surprised if viewers of Carolina/Oakland have committed ritual suicide at this point. Here are the lines for the QBs: Jake Delhomme is 7-27, for 72 yards, a TD and 4 picks; Andrew Walter is currently 12-27 for 134 and two picks. Walter, subbing for JaMarcus Russell, is hurt and has given way to Marques Tuiasosopo under center. Panthers ahead, of course, thanks to DeAngelo Williams and the Raiders' general commitment to excrement. 14-6, Carolina.
Discuss the day in the NFL, NBC's pre-game analyst overkill, and I'll see you guys for the live-blog in an hour.

35 Comments:

There needs to be OT in the Colts/Steelers game.

odessasteps said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:02:00 PM  

*snores* Ducks and Beavers!

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:13:00 PM  

Nantz pulls the Pam Ward there (spiking on 4th down).

And lucky Hank gets to stick his biscuit in her Basket.

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:14:00 PM  

Why didn't Big Ben follow Jim Nantz's advice and spike it on 4th down? Works better than an INT.

Simon said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:14:00 PM  

Chiefs are driving. They've got 2nd and goal at the 1 after a PI they didn't deserve on Clinton Hart, and Norv gave us some wonderful NORV! Face, staring at the sky with a "why me?" look.

Now 3rd and goal, and Gus is orgasmic at this stuff. Has to be heard to be believed.

"Man, what penetration by the defense of the Chargers, and it's a squasher!"

Signal to Noise said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:17:00 PM  

"TOUCHDOWN, TONY GONZALEZ! THE FUTURE HALL OF FAMER HAS IT!"- GJ
"What an enormous catch! That is a big time, Hall of Fame, championship level catch!" - Steve Tasker

Going for 2, GJ's gonna explode --

"HART, RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT TIME, AND THE CHARGERS HOLD ON TO THE LEAD!"

Signal to Noise said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

I'm pissed about the Steelers game, but the switch over to Gus is making me feel much better...

Jill K. said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

Come on Herm, don't you know...
"YOU PLAY TO TIE THE GAME!!!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

I wonder out loud how Gus Johnson makes whoopee with his wife with such lines of penetration?

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:20:00 PM  

Holly is much more attractive than Kendra. Even the other one, the old lady, is more attractive than Kendra.

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:21:00 PM  

I wish Gus Johnson would be the voice for everything on CBS.

Coming up, GUS JOHNSON NARRATES THE OBAMA VICTORY!

It will LITERALLY MELT YOUR FACE OFF!

ben said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:22:00 PM  

Olbermann on Saints-Falcons highlights: "You cannot Inherit The Wind, but you can sack the [Drew] Brees."

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:24:00 PM  

+1 to KO for that line.

Chiefs fans are either headed for the painkillers in their medicine cabinets or for something a bit more lethal aimed at Herm Edwards, even though I could defend the two-point attempt try.

Signal to Noise said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:29:00 PM  

We've got Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" bumping us to commercial on FNIA.

@ S2N or AA: Somebody has to get a video of Jim Nantz's idiocy. As already been documented the spirit of Pam Ward entered his body at the end of that Colts-Steelers game.

JFein said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:30:00 PM  

If AA doesnt point out Jim Nantz's mistake at the end I will assume he is misogynistic.


This blog is bullshit.....live blogs and shit, why? It's an ANNOUNCERS site not a sports site.


But AA is star struck I guess.

AA Hates ESPN said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:32:00 PM  

Stay classy, aa hates espn...

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:35:00 PM  

Olbermann again: "Afterwards [in Lambs-Jets highlights], Jim Haslett inherits Scott Linehan's old script."

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:37:00 PM  

go fuck yourself jamescraven as well as this once great site.

AA Hates ESPN said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:39:00 PM  

Wow, was that a Limp Bizkit song?

JFein said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:39:00 PM  

aa hates espn, know your role, jabroni and SHUT YOUR TRAP!

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:41:00 PM  

I need to hear Gus at the end of the San Diego/KC game...are there any clips online yet?

Steven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:42:00 PM  

ARE ALL OF YOU GUYS IN A GIGANTIC CIRCLE JERK OVER GUS JOHNSON??!!! RISE AND FIRE!!!! DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM THAT IS NOW DRENCHED IN CUM?!!! GET OFF HIS COCK AND REALIZE HE JUST SCREAMS!!!


YEAH I'M BACK BITCHES!

Joe D said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:43:00 PM  

And you stay classy, joe d...

Don't mess with the Godlike personna that is Gus Johnson, beyotch!

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:44:00 PM  

We really should just re-name this weekend "The Return of the Trolls".

AA Hates ESPN
Joe D
Swearing Man

The only thing that's missing are the perverted anons who tell us disturbing stories about their package...

JFein said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:47:00 PM  

Yeah, jfein. I say we go out, hunt them down like the dogs they are and 86'em from the site.

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:48:00 PM  

Gus is pretty ridiculous. I usually love his excitement, but he was flipping out over a 3 yard catch on the sideline on a 2nd-and-6. Dude needs to be a lot more selective with his orgasms.

Now, who wants to talk about that fucking horrible playcall by Edwards on the 2-point try? Going for it is awesome, but not if your best idea is a playaction into a rookie QB rolling out, pretty much telling SD's defense where the ball's going. Irresponsibly terrible call. And yes, everyone else in my survivor pool had SD, why do you ask?

Sal said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:49:00 PM  

"He is the leader of the team" - Rich Eisen

"He aint the leader with 3 interceptions" - Deoin Sanders on NFLN after a clip of Drew Brees chewing out Jeremy Shockey for a dropped pass.

Also ESPN/ABC did a Heidi they bumped the NASCAR race to ESPN2 at 7:30 for America's Funniest Videos.
But they hit their target market plugging the CMA awards on NASCAR coverage, better than the Desperate Housewive promos on college football.

jg said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:51:00 PM  

Dan Patrick: "You really had to love football just to watch [Carolina-Oakland]." Or be a sadomastochist, or a member of the Federal Witness Protection Program.

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:53:00 PM  

I put my dick into an alligators mouth, and then he CHOMPED and shit, and my dick being so powerfully awesome ripped the alligators head into shreds!

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:59:00 PM  

Ah, a Harry Kalas sighting on the bump...

JFein said...
Nov 9, 2008, 7:59:00 PM  

Titans win to go 9-0. Steelers lost. Chargers nearly lost. CBS has a choice of late games next Sunday, Chargers-Steelers or Titans-Jaguars. Which will be CBS's national game? Chargers-Steelers.

CBS is force-feeding the Steelers just like Fox was force-feeding the godawful Mets and Yankees.

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2008, 8:03:00 PM  

Just believe jfein was right anon 7:59 PM. The trolls are coming out from under the bridges.

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 8:09:00 PM  

A perverted anon! What timing....

And I agree with Cris Collinsworth. This game will make or break the Eagles' season.

JFein said...
Nov 9, 2008, 8:12:00 PM  

harry kalas makes me sleepy.

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2008, 8:14:00 PM  

And anon 7:59 PM posted the same thing on the first half blog. Why doesn't he have original material. Oh, wait, he doesn't!

JamesCraven said...
Nov 9, 2008, 8:15:00 PM  

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