Create The Caption #307

Monday, November 10, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....


"Oh, geez, it's been so long since I've had to do this...Ok, think Brady, think...It goes something like this, right?"- Anon

"Oh crap guys, sorry, I'm kinda busy on Thursday, you'll have to put Derek back in. Those $5 footlongs don't make themselves."- SS

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in the fourth quarter last game, we would've beat the Ravens. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."- Mr. Earth

"So, if I wear the orange shirt during the game, they won't hit me, right?"- Jason
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Andy Reid during last night's loss to the Giants?


Daily Links:

Sorry for no links today, but I'm hoping on a plane in a few but wanted to get a post up real quick. I'll try to add some later and the day and I'll be around this afternoon with a few more items.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:15 PM

75 Comments:

@ AA: You posted the wrong photo for the winners. It should be the Brady Quinn picture, not Berman and McCain.

As for the caption......

Ried: Andy Ried faking anger at the referee so he'll have a reason to not repeat his often used "I Am Responsible For This Loss And Will Try To Do Better Next Time" speech.

JFein said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:24:00 PM  

*Correction on the caption. It should read

"Andy Ried faking anger at the referee so he'll have a reason to not repeat his often used "I Am Responsible For This Loss And Will Try To Do Better Next Time" speech.

For some reason, I can no longer delete my comments...

JFein said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

Did I miss something here? I thought the Berman/McCain picture was CtC#306. What happened to the Brady Quinn Create the Caption? Just another reason why the Browns season is going down the drain.

On a side note, I think I spend too much time on this site to catch that obmission.

Paul said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

Andy Reid was confused about how challenges work, so he just decided to order three Five-Dollar Footlongs.

Andy said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

Andy Reid can't believe it when the officials explain he can't exchange his unused challenges in for McDonald's Monopoly game pieces.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:33:00 PM  

Reid: "What do you mean you're out of sausage? Is it too late to get the Moons Over My Hammy?"

Nov 10, 2008, 12:33:00 PM  

Little does everyone know that Andy Reid actually has a $5 Subway footlong hid inside his laminated playsheet.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

You must be this wide, to ride this ride.

O'dell said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Which one of you tripped over my extremely long and fat cock?

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Andy Reid: "Yeah, I still think Donovan McNabb is as mobile and as good and as he was 5 years ago, what about it?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage"

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

I lost 2 lbs. on nutri-system and you can too!

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

Hey Baskett...is THIS how you hug your girlfriend?

Adam said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

Or....

Hey Baskett...forget Kendra. Wouldn't you rather come home to this?

Adam said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

McNabb get over here, I just took a crap this big, check it out.

http://toobroketolaugh.com

Obliv1ion said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

While the Jarred Diet has been a big success for Subway, the Andy Reid Diet at McDonald's hasn't worked as well.

Paul said...
Nov 10, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Andy Reid: "HEY, AA, that looks like the Berman/McCain photo, not the Brady Quinn one, what are you doin'?!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

"Hey, don't blame me for the atrocious play-calling. Some joker replaced my sheet with a Bob's Big Boy menu."

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

The belt holding his headset: "PLEASE ... NO ... MORE ... CHEESESTEAKS!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Wait, so you're saying that I lose timeouts when I unsuccessfully challenge a play? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me this before?

Mike Maloney said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Reid: Hey Howard, can you make me a sandwich THIS big or are you too busy parading around Philadelphia right now?

es ay eL from en jae said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

Andy Reid: "Hey Subway, how about a $5 Yard Long Sub?"

Kent said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

$5 dollar, $5 dollar, $5 dollar yard-loooooongs.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Aww c'mon, can't we just go to the pig roast already? I don't want to play anymore...

foos said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

"I'm gonna be about this big next year...."

N Garrett said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Andy Reid shows us how long the joint was that he found in his son's glove compartment.

Wade Robertson said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

"Wait, you mean we don't have 5 downs in the NFL?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

"What do you mean 'Toyota is pulling those Saved By Zeeroooo' ads"?

GMoney said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

"Please, I don't care if its THIS much to the first down. Run it."

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Barney, we at Chippendales thought maybe our bigger customers would want see someone like you dancing.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Hey Golic, I'm Andy Reid and I a'int lost shit on your diet.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Here is Andy Reid modeling the Abe Gibron collection for NFL Authentic wear.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

hey, donovan! i did the truffle shuffle for you, now gimmie my goddamn sandwich already!!

tamtam said...
Nov 10, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

You Told Me There Was Going to Be a Buffet

Simon said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Thank goodness black is a 'slimming' color. Seriously, can someone get this man some vertical stripes already?

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Really? You have a hoagie this big for the post game party?

Frank M. said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

Come on Hochuli, my kid got you your roids, what more do you want from me?

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

So what if Donavan throws it into the turf for the entire 1st half of every game!

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

What the fuck? I ordered 3 pizzas asshole!

dAndy ManCandy said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

if you're "hoping on a plane" -- what happens when one doesn't show up?

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Right after the Eagles failed to convert on 4th and short in the final minute...

Hey McNabb, what are you doing handing off to Westbrook? I called for you to spike it.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

Who stole my cheesesteak?

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

great here come the boo's, hey ref, wheres the bathroom?

Zach said...
Nov 10, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

I said it needs to be this long! You know, the party sub! Got, saying that makes me sound soooo fat!

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

They told me black was slimming!

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

"And we're calling it the Bro!"
"Or the Man-zeire!"
"Bro!"
"Man-zeire!"

Bob L said...
Nov 10, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Is Kansas football hiring?

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

"Can you make me a 3-footer for $15?"

Bobbo said...
Nov 10, 2008, 4:08:00 PM  

No, seriously my sons were snorting lines this long!

dAndy ManCandy said...
Nov 10, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

Right before the 3rd and 3 after the 2 minute warning.


Wait, I have Brian Westbrook? Why didn't anyone tell me this BEFORE The game? That man is a beast.....I gotta use him right now!

ssreporters said...
Nov 10, 2008, 4:29:00 PM  

Yeah, the footlongs are $5, but what would you charge me for one this big?

The Godfather said...
Nov 10, 2008, 4:48:00 PM  

So I says, "Ping I thought I told you to go $%^& your mother!"

The Godfather said...
Nov 10, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

Seriously, I once ate a cheesesteak this big.

The Dish said...
Nov 10, 2008, 4:54:00 PM  

The camera adds ten pounds. Anyone care to guess how many cameras Andy ate?

Mal said...
Nov 10, 2008, 5:05:00 PM  

Savedddddd byyyyy Zeeeeerrroooooooo...

Steven said...
Nov 10, 2008, 5:08:00 PM  

Dammit, where's John Madden with my Outback takeout?

Manrub said...
Nov 10, 2008, 5:34:00 PM  

All that is missing is "Will Coach For Food" sign.

JamesCraven said...
Nov 10, 2008, 5:58:00 PM  

$5. $5 meter looooooonnnnnnggggg.

ehrie said...
Nov 10, 2008, 6:17:00 PM  

"Happy? Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."

pm said...
Nov 10, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!

Tony said...
Nov 10, 2008, 6:40:00 PM  

Reid: So, then she says, no, your face makes you look fat, and thats why I decided to wear all black today.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 6:53:00 PM  

Fat? You're calling me fat? Hell, I'm nowhere near Mangino or Friegen and I've got some sweet moves.

MMayes said...
Nov 10, 2008, 7:42:00 PM  

When I am going to start getting royalties for my Jump to Conclusions game? It's been almost ten goddamn years now!

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 9:57:00 PM  

You want me to pick my favorite Jonas brother? Come on Jim, its obviously Joe!

Note:It is possible to do a caption for Andy Reid that has nothing to do with food!

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 10:16:00 PM  

Seriously! Give me, like, two minutes to finish this word jumble! You'll get your precious play in a second!...diva...

Jared said...
Nov 10, 2008, 11:20:00 PM  

Andy says "a little sandwich like that can't make you fat, look at me. I can eat five or six I ain't fat

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:06:00 AM  

Dammit it Brian. That is not how we run 32-Cokehead-Blast. Someone get my son in there.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 8:56:00 AM  

"Don't laugh, my belly used to be THIS big!"

swany11 said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:06:00 AM  

GIT IN MA BELLY!!

Joseph said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:33:00 AM  

Ya I want some Cheezy Poofs!

Joseph said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:34:00 AM  

Beefcake!!

Sorry for all the posts, I just keep thinking of better SP Cartman moments.

Joseph said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:36:00 AM  

"No, seriously! I ate the whole thing! It was THIS long!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 11:30:00 AM  

Remember parents: hug your children, or they could turn to drugs.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

I got ya Philly cheese steak right here!

Sportz Assassin said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

"Five ... Five Dollars ... Five Dollar Foot Looooong"

Sportz Assassin said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

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