Create The Caption #307
Monday, November 10, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Monday's Winners....
"Oh, geez, it's been so long since I've had to do this...Ok, think Brady, think...It goes something like this, right?"- Anon
"Oh crap guys, sorry, I'm kinda busy on Thursday, you'll have to put Derek back in. Those $5 footlongs don't make themselves."- SS
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in the fourth quarter last game, we would've beat the Ravens. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."- Mr. Earth
"So, if I wear the orange shirt during the game, they won't hit me, right?"- Jason
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Andy Reid during last night's loss to the Giants?
Daily Links:
Sorry for no links today, but I'm hoping on a plane in a few but wanted to get a post up real quick. I'll try to add some later and the day and I'll be around this afternoon with a few more items.
75 Comments:
*Correction on the caption. It should read
"Andy Ried faking anger at the referee so he'll have a reason to not repeat his often used "I Am Responsible For This Loss And Will Try To Do Better Next Time" speech.
For some reason, I can no longer delete my comments...
Did I miss something here? I thought the Berman/McCain picture was CtC#306. What happened to the Brady Quinn Create the Caption? Just another reason why the Browns season is going down the drain.
On a side note, I think I spend too much time on this site to catch that obmission.
Andy Reid was confused about how challenges work, so he just decided to order three Five-Dollar Footlongs.
Andy Reid can't believe it when the officials explain he can't exchange his unused challenges in for McDonald's Monopoly game pieces.
Reid: "What do you mean you're out of sausage? Is it too late to get the Moons Over My Hammy?"
Little does everyone know that Andy Reid actually has a $5 Subway footlong hid inside his laminated playsheet.
You must be this wide, to ride this ride.
Which one of you tripped over my extremely long and fat cock?
Andy Reid: "Yeah, I still think Donovan McNabb is as mobile and as good and as he was 5 years ago, what about it?"
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage"
I lost 2 lbs. on nutri-system and you can too!
Hey Baskett...is THIS how you hug your girlfriend?
Or....
Hey Baskett...forget Kendra. Wouldn't you rather come home to this?
McNabb get over here, I just took a crap this big, check it out.
http://toobroketolaugh.com
While the Jarred Diet has been a big success for Subway, the Andy Reid Diet at McDonald's hasn't worked as well.
Andy Reid: "HEY, AA, that looks like the Berman/McCain photo, not the Brady Quinn one, what are you doin'?!"
"Hey, don't blame me for the atrocious play-calling. Some joker replaced my sheet with a Bob's Big Boy menu."
The belt holding his headset: "PLEASE ... NO ... MORE ... CHEESESTEAKS!"
Wait, so you're saying that I lose timeouts when I unsuccessfully challenge a play? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me this before?
Reid: Hey Howard, can you make me a sandwich THIS big or are you too busy parading around Philadelphia right now?
Andy Reid: "Hey Subway, how about a $5 Yard Long Sub?"
$5 dollar, $5 dollar, $5 dollar yard-loooooongs.
Aww c'mon, can't we just go to the pig roast already? I don't want to play anymore...
"I'm gonna be about this big next year...."
Andy Reid shows us how long the joint was that he found in his son's glove compartment.
"Wait, you mean we don't have 5 downs in the NFL?"
"What do you mean 'Toyota is pulling those Saved By Zeeroooo' ads"?
"Please, I don't care if its THIS much to the first down. Run it."
Barney, we at Chippendales thought maybe our bigger customers would want see someone like you dancing.
Hey Golic, I'm Andy Reid and I a'int lost shit on your diet.
Here is Andy Reid modeling the Abe Gibron collection for NFL Authentic wear.
hey, donovan! i did the truffle shuffle for you, now gimmie my goddamn sandwich already!!
You Told Me There Was Going to Be a Buffet
Thank goodness black is a 'slimming' color. Seriously, can someone get this man some vertical stripes already?
Really? You have a hoagie this big for the post game party?
Come on Hochuli, my kid got you your roids, what more do you want from me?
So what if Donavan throws it into the turf for the entire 1st half of every game!
What the fuck? I ordered 3 pizzas asshole!
if you're "hoping on a plane" -- what happens when one doesn't show up?
Right after the Eagles failed to convert on 4th and short in the final minute...
Hey McNabb, what are you doing handing off to Westbrook? I called for you to spike it.
Who stole my cheesesteak?
great here come the boo's, hey ref, wheres the bathroom?
I said it needs to be this long! You know, the party sub! Got, saying that makes me sound soooo fat!
They told me black was slimming!
"And we're calling it the Bro!"
"Or the Man-zeire!"
"Bro!"
"Man-zeire!"
Is Kansas football hiring?
"Can you make me a 3-footer for $15?"
No, seriously my sons were snorting lines this long!
Right before the 3rd and 3 after the 2 minute warning.
Wait, I have Brian Westbrook? Why didn't anyone tell me this BEFORE The game? That man is a beast.....I gotta use him right now!
Yeah, the footlongs are $5, but what would you charge me for one this big?
So I says, "Ping I thought I told you to go $%^& your mother!"
Seriously, I once ate a cheesesteak this big.
The camera adds ten pounds. Anyone care to guess how many cameras Andy ate?
Savedddddd byyyyy Zeeeeerrroooooooo...
Dammit, where's John Madden with my Outback takeout?
All that is missing is "Will Coach For Food" sign.
$5. $5 meter looooooonnnnnnggggg.
"Happy? Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."
MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!
Reid: So, then she says, no, your face makes you look fat, and thats why I decided to wear all black today.
Fat? You're calling me fat? Hell, I'm nowhere near Mangino or Friegen and I've got some sweet moves.
When I am going to start getting royalties for my Jump to Conclusions game? It's been almost ten goddamn years now!
You want me to pick my favorite Jonas brother? Come on Jim, its obviously Joe!
Note:It is possible to do a caption for Andy Reid that has nothing to do with food!
Seriously! Give me, like, two minutes to finish this word jumble! You'll get your precious play in a second!...diva...
Andy says "a little sandwich like that can't make you fat, look at me. I can eat five or six I ain't fat
Dammit it Brian. That is not how we run 32-Cokehead-Blast. Someone get my son in there.
"Don't laugh, my belly used to be THIS big!"
GIT IN MA BELLY!!
Ya I want some Cheezy Poofs!
Beefcake!!
Sorry for all the posts, I just keep thinking of better SP Cartman moments.
"No, seriously! I ate the whole thing! It was THIS long!"
Remember parents: hug your children, or they could turn to drugs.
I got ya Philly cheese steak right here!
"Five ... Five Dollars ... Five Dollar Foot Looooong"
@ AA: You posted the wrong photo for the winners. It should be the Brady Quinn picture, not Berman and McCain.
As for the caption......
Ried: Andy Ried faking anger at the referee so he'll have a reason to not repeat his often used "I Am Responsible For This Loss And Will Try To Do Better Next Time" speech.