Friday, November 21, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
"TIES? TIES? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? TIES??!? I JUST HOPE WE CAN WIN A GAME!"- David B.
"Let's see, what can I say that would take people's attention away from the fact that we can't beat the freaking Bengals?"- Anon
McNabb: "I didn't even know that games in the NFL could end in a tie.
Reporter in the background: "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
"I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?"- Kelly
"Tied? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it tied when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"- Walnuts
And your winner of a copy of EA's NCAA '09 is (drumroll)........
"We sittin' in here and I supposed to be the franchise player and we in here talkin' bout knowin' the rules. I'm mean, listen, we talkin' bout a tie. Not a win, not a loss, we talkin' bout a tie. Not a game, not a game that I go out an die for and play every game like its my last. Not a win, we talkin' bout a tie, man. I mean, how silly is that? We talkin' bout knowin' the rules. I know I'm supposed to lead by example. I know that. I'm not shoving it aside, ya know, like it don't mean anything. I know it's important. I do, I honestly do, but we takin' bout knowin' the rules, man. What are we talkin bout? The rules? We talkin' bout knowin' the rules, man. We talkin bout knowin' the rules. We talkin' bout knowing the rules. We ain't talkin bout the game. We talkin' bout knowin' the rules, man. When you come into the stadium and you see me play. You see me play, don't you? You see me givin' everything I got, right? We talkin' bout knowing the rules right now. We talkin' bout knowin' the rules. Man, look, I hear you. It's funny to me too. It's strange to me too, but we talkin' bout knowin' the rules, man. We not even talkin' bout the game, the actually game, when it matters. We talkin' bout knowing the rules. How the hell can I make my teammates better by knowing the rules?"- Mike
Man that was a tough one. Anon gets a +1 for using the phrase "scrotumy chin", but in the end, Mike gets the win for not only going the "practice" route, but for transcribing the whole damn speech! One more try people and I think we've got a great one to close out the week. I'll put the winner up tomorrow morning before the Pammies, and thanks for the laughs.
Okay folks it's time! We're raising the stakes, and for this week and this week only, you will be playing for a copy of EA Sports' NCAA 2009. The rules are simple....you have to submit your caption with a registered blogger profile, have an email address linked within said profile, and you have to be funnier than everyone else (sorry Anons, you won't win if you don't register). If all of the above holds true, I'll get your information, and EA will send you the game on either PS3 or XBOX in the next week or so. It's that easy!
NCAA Basketball '09 (EA Sports)
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The Cardinals Get Some Blogger Awards (Bugs and Cranks)
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Steve Urkel And Terelle Pryor (Yep Yep)
More Fat Baseball Players Please! (Luol's Dong)
TV Sports Theme Song Quiz (Mental Floss)
Last Outers (OMDQ)