Create The Caption #308

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage"
- Anon

"Wait, you mean we don't have 5 downs in the NFL?"- Anon

"Please, I don't care if its THIS much to the first down. Run it."- Anon

"MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!"- Tony

(P.S.- Sorry for botching the Brady Quinn one from yesterday. Airports make me crazy, so that's my excuse.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jose Calderon and Kevin Garnett getting into it last night?


Daily Links:

Video of the above incident (NESW)
And more on Calderon... (FCL)
Demi and Ashton are fake Falcons fans (Epic Carnival)
What are the A's plans with Holliday? (IWS)
Meet LJ's girl (Arrowhead Addict)
Who in the Sports World could Johnny Depp play? (Steady Burn)
An interview with the official Redskins blogger (Zone Blitz)
Individual awards in Baseball are worthless (Bugs and Cranks)
A-Rod's pens poems to Madonna (The Sports Hernia)
Caps fans are clever (Mister Irrelevant)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:39 PM

51 Comments:

I'm pretty fly for a white boy.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

I got yours right here!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Here's what I am going to say right now!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Your NBA title means nothing to me. Talk to me when you win The World Cup.

GMoney said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Kevin, don't hurt me! I swear, we only make fun of the Asians!

SM28 said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

"In your face Charlie Murphy!"

Ted Hill said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. I'm out!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Kevin Garnett: Yo Momma's so ugly that people have to pay her to keep her clothes on in strip joints.
Jose Calderon: Yo momma's so ugly that...that....you're ugly!

Justin F. said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

"My name is Jose Calderon. You killed my father. Now, prepare to die."

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Kevin Garnett attempts to peacefully explain to an angry Jose Caldreon that he will NOT put him on his NBA 2K9 team.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Calderon: "Do You Know Who I Am?"

Garnett: "Yeah, you were the bus boy last night who served me."

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Jose Calderon attempts to intimidate Kevin Garnett, who quickly turns into the monster from Aliens as protection.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Jose Calderon, shocked, discovers that the axe body spray really can turn you to chocolate.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

No, chenga tu madre does not mean good play.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

No serious...we're legitimate team in NBA. We can beat the Thunder any day. Let you team play us, we win some days.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

JOSE: "Did I vote for Obama? I'm not even from here, Sh*thead!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Joe? Joe? My name is Jose, bitch!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

¡Dormí con su mamá anoche!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

"Who you tryin to get crazy with ese?
Don't you know I'm loco?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

Calderon: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Garnett: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Calderon: Donkey Kong sucks.
Garnett: You know something? YOU SUCK!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

Calderon: I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

EBONY! & IVORY! Live together in perfect harmony...

Mez said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Calderon: You wanna know what else is possibllllllleeeeee? Me kicking you in the nuts. (kicks Garnett in the nuts) THWAPPOW!

Corn said...
Nov 11, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

Excuse me. Do YOU have an Olympic Silver medal? I didn't think so!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

Calderon: And did you think it was over that quickly? In my country we battle to the death for honor. Prepare to die, you oversized leprechaun.

MMayes said...
Nov 11, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

Calderon: "Say hallo to my little friend"

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 3:44:00 PM  

Garnett: "Hey Jose, when I go to Epcot, Spain is always the LAST place I want to visit!"
Calderon: "You take that back!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

Calderon: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Garnett: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Calderon: Donkey Kong sucks.
Garnett: You know something? YOU SUCK!


Win.

SM28 said...
Nov 11, 2008, 4:52:00 PM  

KG: Wabbit season!
JC: No! I say it's duck season, and THAT'S FINAL!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 5:26:00 PM  

Garnett: What the &#@* did you say?

Calderon: I said go yell at Michelle Tafoya some more!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 5:55:00 PM  

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!!!

Jared said...
Nov 11, 2008, 5:58:00 PM  

Calderon: You got some kind of problem here! What is it you not understanding! We're taking the armoire, and that's all there is it to it!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 7:39:00 PM  

KG: The Black delegation requests Eminem.
Calderon: Wait a goddamn minute Rondell! That's not part of the bargain!

Unknown said...
Nov 11, 2008, 8:15:00 PM  

Calderon: How does Bill Simmons write his sports column with his head so far up your butt?

Mal said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:03:00 PM  

Calderon: Uuuuuhhhh, good sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg.

Garnett: Well it seems your leg's gotten in the way of pee stream!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

Sacha Baron Cohen, right, seen in his Bruno persona, riles up reigning NBA Defensive player of the Year, Kevin Garnett, as part of an unplanned stunt for his upcoming movie of the same name.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

Jose: "You're a fucking Chelsea fan? That makes you a bigger douche than A-Rod!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:48:00 PM  

Can't anyone come up with something ORIGINAL!?

JamesCraven said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:55:00 PM  

Jose: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

TJX said...
Nov 11, 2008, 9:58:00 PM  

"Only 364 more days until hockey season!!!"

Adam said...
Nov 11, 2008, 10:35:00 PM  

Jose--"How do you get the ball to hover above your head?"
KG--"Anything is possibillllee!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 11:51:00 PM  

The Sharks are gonna have there way toooonight!

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 11:57:00 PM  
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Nov 12, 2008, 12:14:00 AM  

I'll kick your ass K.G. I just watched ROCKY.

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 1:54:00 AM  

THIS IS SPARRTA...*gulp*

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 4:26:00 AM  

Jose: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.

Kevin: Not this year

Lammy742 said...
Nov 12, 2008, 8:16:00 AM  

I make farting in your general direction.

Unknown said...
Nov 12, 2008, 8:23:00 AM  

To quote the great Jeff: "I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...scared."

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 9:12:00 AM  

KG: What's your name, mister?
Jose: F!@k you! That's my name!

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 11:17:00 AM  

Calderon always wondered what a Raptor looked like in real life, until he realized one plays for the Boston Celtics!

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 11:47:00 AM  

Bailamos! Let the rhythm take you over, Bailamos!

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 12:10:00 PM  

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