Create The Caption #308
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage"
- Anon
"Wait, you mean we don't have 5 downs in the NFL?"- Anon
"Please, I don't care if its THIS much to the first down. Run it."- Anon
"MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!"- Tony
(P.S.- Sorry for botching the Brady Quinn one from yesterday. Airports make me crazy, so that's my excuse.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jose Calderon and Kevin Garnett getting into it last night?
Daily Links:
Video of the above incident (NESW)
And more on Calderon... (FCL)
Demi and Ashton are fake Falcons fans (Epic Carnival)
What are the A's plans with Holliday? (IWS)
Meet LJ's girl (Arrowhead Addict)
Who in the Sports World could Johnny Depp play? (Steady Burn)
An interview with the official Redskins blogger (Zone Blitz)
Individual awards in Baseball are worthless (Bugs and Cranks)
A-Rod's pens poems to Madonna (The Sports Hernia)
Caps fans are clever (Mister Irrelevant)
51 Comments:
I got yours right here!
Here's what I am going to say right now!
Your NBA title means nothing to me. Talk to me when you win The World Cup.
Kevin, don't hurt me! I swear, we only make fun of the Asians!
"In your face Charlie Murphy!"
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. I'm out!"
Kevin Garnett: Yo Momma's so ugly that people have to pay her to keep her clothes on in strip joints.
Jose Calderon: Yo momma's so ugly that...that....you're ugly!
"My name is Jose Calderon. You killed my father. Now, prepare to die."
Kevin Garnett attempts to peacefully explain to an angry Jose Caldreon that he will NOT put him on his NBA 2K9 team.
Calderon: "Do You Know Who I Am?"
Garnett: "Yeah, you were the bus boy last night who served me."
Jose Calderon attempts to intimidate Kevin Garnett, who quickly turns into the monster from Aliens as protection.
Jose Calderon, shocked, discovers that the axe body spray really can turn you to chocolate.
No, chenga tu madre does not mean good play.
No serious...we're legitimate team in NBA. We can beat the Thunder any day. Let you team play us, we win some days.
JOSE: "Did I vote for Obama? I'm not even from here, Sh*thead!"
Joe? Joe? My name is Jose, bitch!
¡Dormà con su mamá anoche!
"Who you tryin to get crazy with ese?
Don't you know I'm loco?"
Calderon: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Garnett: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Calderon: Donkey Kong sucks.
Garnett: You know something? YOU SUCK!
Calderon: I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
EBONY! & IVORY! Live together in perfect harmony...
Calderon: You wanna know what else is possibllllllleeeeee? Me kicking you in the nuts. (kicks Garnett in the nuts) THWAPPOW!
Excuse me. Do YOU have an Olympic Silver medal? I didn't think so!
Calderon: And did you think it was over that quickly? In my country we battle to the death for honor. Prepare to die, you oversized leprechaun.
Calderon: "Say hallo to my little friend"
Garnett: "Hey Jose, when I go to Epcot, Spain is always the LAST place I want to visit!"
Calderon: "You take that back!"
Calderon: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Garnett: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Calderon: Donkey Kong sucks.
Garnett: You know something? YOU SUCK!
Win.
KG: Wabbit season!
JC: No! I say it's duck season, and THAT'S FINAL!
Garnett: What the &#@* did you say?
Calderon: I said go yell at Michelle Tafoya some more!
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!!!
Calderon: You got some kind of problem here! What is it you not understanding! We're taking the armoire, and that's all there is it to it!
KG: The Black delegation requests Eminem.
Calderon: Wait a goddamn minute Rondell! That's not part of the bargain!
Calderon: How does Bill Simmons write his sports column with his head so far up your butt?
Calderon: Uuuuuhhhh, good sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg.
Garnett: Well it seems your leg's gotten in the way of pee stream!
Sacha Baron Cohen, right, seen in his Bruno persona, riles up reigning NBA Defensive player of the Year, Kevin Garnett, as part of an unplanned stunt for his upcoming movie of the same name.
Jose: "You're a fucking Chelsea fan? That makes you a bigger douche than A-Rod!"
Can't anyone come up with something ORIGINAL!?
Jose: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
"Only 364 more days until hockey season!!!"
Jose--"How do you get the ball to hover above your head?"
KG--"Anything is possibillllee!"
The Sharks are gonna have there way toooonight!
I'll kick your ass K.G. I just watched ROCKY.
THIS IS SPARRTA...*gulp*
Jose: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Kevin: Not this year
I make farting in your general direction.
To quote the great Jeff: "I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...scared."
KG: What's your name, mister?
Jose: F!@k you! That's my name!
Calderon always wondered what a Raptor looked like in real life, until he realized one plays for the Boston Celtics!
Bailamos! Let the rhythm take you over, Bailamos!
I'm pretty fly for a white boy.