Your Week Eleven Pammy Nominees

Monday, November 10, 2008

Every Monday you will have anywhere from ten to twenty quotes to pick from and your votes will decide our weekly winner and ultimately the grand champion. I'll have the winners and new standings up tomorrow and be sure to cast your vote at the bottom.

A lot of good ones from this past Saturday so let's get right to them.....

The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Eleven

1. "Here comes the wild-tiger." - Verne Lundquist on LSU lining up in the wildcat formation

2. "He is like a mean brother on Thanksgiving day. He gives him a little leg and he takes it back away". - Brad Nessler

3. "This is easy. They go to Hester here." - Danielson
"They would, but Hester is out west these days." - Lundquist
"Well, last year, they would have." - Danielson, on LSU's 4th and 1 try.

4. "That's the way you draw up a botched play." -Barry Tompkins

5. "You know, I think this is a sign of the Big 10 being better than everyone thinks it is, when Wisconsin, a top 10 team before the season started, being at the bottom of the conference." - Dave Pasch

6. "Minor sticks it up in there." - Pam Ward

7. "This would be a major major, small victory for Northwestern." - Andre Ware

8. "It's interference, they're going to get the ball there." - Dave Lapham forgetting that the college football rule is 15 yards, not the spot of the receiver -- the ball was thrown from about midfield

9. "And Cunningham with the catch." - Wayne Larrivee
"I can hear Arthur Fonzarelli calling him out back on the good ol' days." - Charles Davis forgetting that the name of the show was "Happy Days"

10. "Georgia moving the football like a warm knife through warm butter." - Dave Neal

11. "A lot of parity across the board, although Penn State is head and shoulders better than everyone else" - Ray Bentley (via JFein)

12. "When he's that strong, it's just, take your medicine right there.. How do you want it? On the ground or in the air?" - Andre Ware on Terrelle Pryor

13. "He tries to jam that thing in there." - Ray Bentley

14. "That was the last four drives, Minnesota had five straight five-and-outs." - Pam Ward


Wild-tiger, Wild-hog (Arkansas last season), etc. Teams just call it whatever their mascot is. I'm not a big Lundquist fan, but there's nothing wrong with what he said there.

JC said...
Nov 10, 2008, 4:49:00 PM  

Yep, JC is right. I even heard it called the "Wild-Iggle" on ESPNews earlier today (referring to DeSean Jackson's TD). It morphs from team to team.

RR said...
Nov 10, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

My vote went to Charles Davis for trying to drop an awful 1970's reference and fucking it up to boot.

GMoney said...
Nov 10, 2008, 5:29:00 PM  

i think andre ware even threw in a "kind of". "this would be a major, MAJOR, kind of, small victory for northwestern".

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 6:00:00 PM  

Pam is going to win the week easily look at the quote, but wild hog, tiger fish dog does it matter we all know its a formation that everyone and they cousins are doing these days

Teddy Penderazzdown said...
Nov 10, 2008, 7:07:00 PM  

That Dave Pasch one is awesome.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 7:30:00 PM  

I like the first Pam Ward one. I think she was rather pleased with what Minor did....

MMayes said...
Nov 10, 2008, 7:38:00 PM  

Oh Pam Ward, you've done it again!

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 7:39:00 PM  

Dave Ward on the Rudy Martzke Memorial All-Cliche team...

JamesCraven said...
Nov 10, 2008, 10:15:00 PM  

vote for pasch!

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2008, 11:15:00 PM  

Had to vote for Danielson. Not knowing who is on the field is pretty poor.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 10:13:00 AM  

Not knowing the difference between a four-and-out and a five-and-out (as well as not knowing you can't have five "five-and-outs" on four drives) is pretty poor as well. Pammy gets my vote!

sharpie said...
Nov 11, 2008, 11:47:00 AM  

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