Create The Caption #311

Monday, November 17, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Lil' Wayne: "This one's for you, Vince! I put your picture away..."
Kid Rock: "...sat down and cried today."
Lil' Wayne: "I can't look at you, while I'm lying NEXT to him..."

"...Meanwhile Vince Young sits alone in a dark room with a bottle of Tanqueray watching the 2006 Rose Bowl for the 429th time."- Paul

"The CMAs seemed like an odd place to unveil Toyota's "Saved by Zero" Remix."- RJBO

"In a trade of award ceremony performers, the BET Hip Hop Awards agree to allow Cowboy Troy and Tim McGraw perform a duet next year while wearing Atlanta Hawks jerseys."- Anon

Okay folks it's time! We're raising the stakes, and for this week and this week only, you will be playing for a copy of EA Sports' NCAA 2009. The rules are have to submit your caption with a registered blogger profile, have an email address linked within said profile, and you have to be funnier than everyone else (sorry Anons, you won't win if you don't register). If all of the above holds true, I'll get your information, and EA will send you the game on either PS3 or XBOX in the next week or so. It's that easy! Let's get to it shall we?

NCAA Basketball '09 (EA Sports)

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Dan Patrick interviewing SI Swimsuit model, Brooklyn Decker?

Daily Links:

Nut Shot! (Sox & Dawgs)
Starbury Wants To Join The Spurs? (FCL)
What Is With Oregon's Unis? (Victoria Times)
A Look At NFL Rookie Contracts (Sports Agent Blog)
An Interview With Diana From Yardbarker (HHR)
Cuse Has Some Major Problems (Rumors and Rants)
Did The Skins Lie About Portis' Injury? (The Landry Hat)
Smooooth. Real Smooth. (Fanhouse)
MD Fans Are Clever (College Game Balls)
Brett Favre Would Like To Sell You Some Arm Punts (Simon on Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:54 PM


Dan, I think you're doing it wrong. Your hand should be facing the other way.

BF said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

Dan Patrick lines up for the pass... he makes his pitch... and...

The whiff!

Jason said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

I love how Lil Wayne pretends he can play guitar

MJ said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Patrick: "And calling us live from his home in Los Angeles, is a former colleague of mine, Sean Salisbury! Sean, it's great to have you on here with Brooklyn Decker! Sean, are you there?"

Salisbury: "Hold on, let me put little Sean away... Okay, I'm back."

Dan W said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Patrick: "Oh god I didn't know they were showing Roddick's tennis highlights. Let me shield your eyes."

Simon said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Jeff V said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Brooklyn, you may be hot. But my hair is en fuego!

GMoney said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Dan: Do you like the tasteful Photoshops I did of us?

Brooklyn: (Glances to security in disgust)

Dan: Oh, that's what Worldwide Leader means.

Darren said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Dan: "You've never seen two girls, one cup? Oh it's great, here let me show you!"

Mez said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

DP: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
BD: Really.
DP: People know me.
BD: Well, I'm very happy for you.
DP: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Kirk said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Thread is over; jeff v FTW.
Oops, sorry... I had a FARK flashback there.

nobody's_fool said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

And to think..Andy Roddick won the other half of the charity prize, cohosting Countdown with Keith Olbermann

Nov 17, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

See, Brooklyn, let me show you, if it were me, I would finger paint those swimsuits on you.

Nov 17, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

After we're done here, we can go over to the couch behind us, and you can see the "Big Show."

Nov 17, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Let's just skip the interview and go back to my bedroom

Ian said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

In an awkward attempt to defend himself, Dan tries to explain the theory of "shrinkage" to Brooklyn and his listeners.

debo8884 said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

Dan: "I'm en fuego in my pants".

Mal said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Dan: You know, I was in a Hootie in the Blowfish video.
Brooklyn: Who's that?
Dan: Ummm. Is your mom hot too?

Mal said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Can I see you naked?

walnuts said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Hey wait a minute! I'm a very versatile actor. I was a cop in The Longest Yard remake. In Chuck & Larry I was a cop and in The House Bunny I was a ....WTF where is my agent?

Jeremy said...
Nov 17, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

BD: 5' 9". 120.
DP: Ding!

Mal said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Dan telling Brooklyn that if he had a million dollars, he'd do two chicks at the same time.

walnuts said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

The Karaoke Bar blows...

foos said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  
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William said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

DP: Oh god, I roofied my drink by mistake. Im getting sleepy, how am I supposed to get in her pants now?

SeabassP said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

See, Brooklyn, now that I don't work for ESPN anymore, I get the unauthorized photos of didn't know Wrangler jeans could do that, did you?

William said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

Alright Brooklyn, I have to ask, what's it like giving Dr. Z his weekly spongebath?

NB said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

DP: Is that...
BD: (Creepy smirk)
DP: ...Andy Roddick's naked tennis lesson
BD: (Still smirking)
DP: I can't keep my eyes off it, it's beautiful.

Anonymous said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

Brooklyn: "Mr. Olbermann, can you get out from under the table? It is hard to talk on the radio with you doing that and tickling me so much."

Dan: "Meh, you get used to it."

Yak said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Patrick: Hey Brook, did you hear that Mark Cuban was busted for Insider trading?

Brooklyn: That's what she said.

Ben Chew AKA BC said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

Please stop doing that to the mic, you're making it very hard to interview.

Mike said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

BD: Why do you have Enzyte on your computer screen?

DP: It's not what you think. I'm just making an order for Peter King

Anonymous said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

You know Brooklyn, this beer isn't the only thing on the table with drinkability.

Preston Seider said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Brooklyn: So, what can I do for you Dan?

Dan: Okay, here's what I want. First, we both get naked.

Brooklyn: So far so good.

Dan: Except we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuuzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.

JFein said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

DP: "Hold up. Why are you and the producer clowning me? I only had one Smirnoff Ice at lunch and now I'm a lightweight?"

Nov 17, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

DP: I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

MarkMc said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

Brooklyn, so that's why it was nicknamed the Big Show

sigafoos said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

No Dan, I won't do that even if you offer me an NCAA Basketball 09 video stop asking!

Anonymous said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Dan: I bet you didn't know this show had Smell-O-Vision, did ya?

Brooklyn: I thought I smelled something funny.

Dan: Yeah, why do you think I saw "The Whiff" so often?

mtjaws said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

Brooklyn: Mr. Patrick, you have a *massive* erection.
Patrick: Oh, uh, it's the pleats...

walnuts said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  
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Rich said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Geez... All those years of hanging around Dr. Z have rubbed off on young Brooklyn.

Rich said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

What do you think Keith? Wait a minute, who is this? Where's Keith Olbermann.

Michael said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

BD: "So I told Andy that if he didn't have to spend two weeks at Wimbledon, or Australia, or Paris, or New York City, this year I'd let him try on my lingiere"

DP: "Wait a sec, how to I get in on this action?"

yanksfan12 said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

BD: "I am sinking to a new low. First Dr. Z and now this tool."

DP: "Olberman is much better looking."

49er16 said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

Dan: So, I have heard the tunnel is the best way to get into Brooklyn (wink wink)

Richard said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

"For the last time NO! I do not want to watch your 'little big show."

Birdman said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

Did you know I write for SI now? Yeah, Riles told me I get to see each of you guys naked. Ha, ha how 'bout that guy? You're right, he is let's see those things before we get back from the break. Listen, I didn't want to go there, but it's in my contract, so...

Nick said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

Hey Keith, how do you like me now?

JamesCraven said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

Dan: Sometimes, when I get drunk, I do these crazy things with my new touch screen. Check out what I can do to your swimsuit spread photos.

Steve Davis said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

Yeah, these webcams are neat. Look, I can wave to it and you see it here on the screen. So, do you and Andy have one of these? You want one? Look, I can buy you booze too so let's make this snappy. Olberman's waiting in the wings with the lotion and feathers.

Nick said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:44:00 PM  

since seton and pauly are probably reading these comments as part of their show prep...are you relieved to know she wasn't in a bikini?


-dan said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

DP: "So how did you and Andy first meet?"

BD: "After his 6th consecutive 2nd round grand slam loss I asked him if he wanted to go shopping first and then have sex. He got so excited when we got to the GAP that we spent 4 hours trying everything on and forgot about the rest of the evening."

yanksfan12 said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:50:00 PM  

No Brooke, I can't get you "in" with Stuart Scott. I already told you, I don't work there anymore.

Nic Hoch said...
Nov 17, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

The Dan Patrick show, in an break from its usual format, featured 45 minutes of what most listeners heavy breathing into the microphone today. The audience found it favorably over the old format, and hope the experiment continues.

wishmewell said...
Nov 17, 2008, 4:26:00 PM  

DP "remember that time you were in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition?

BD "yes, what about it?"

DP "Yeah...that was awesome"

Michael said...
Nov 17, 2008, 4:41:00 PM  
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Michael said...
Nov 17, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

This interview was going smoothly until Keith Olbermann labeled Brooklyn the Worst Person in America.

Michael said...
Nov 17, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

You Are Exiting Brooklyn. Please Come Again.

Anonymous said...
Nov 17, 2008, 5:09:00 PM  

Fergie Ferg and me love you long time! (Oh...thats a model? Whoops)

James and Jamie said...
Nov 17, 2008, 5:13:00 PM  

Does Andy give you the open-palm grope in public, too?

Joshua said...
Nov 17, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

Dan: Do women know about shrinkage?
Brooklyn: What do you mean like laundry?
Dan: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Brooklyn: It shrinks?
Dan: Like a frightened turtle!

KKD said...
Nov 17, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

Dan: Do women know about shrinkage?
Brooklyn: What do you mean like laundry?
Dan: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Brooklyn: It shrinks?
Dan: Like a frightened turtle!

KKD said...
Nov 17, 2008, 5:55:00 PM  

Brooklyn: My boyfriend says you've got a screw loose.

Dan: Your boyfriend molests collies.

Joshua said...
Nov 17, 2008, 6:12:00 PM  

DP: Sure you're hot, Brooklyn, but nowhere near as hot as the all new NCAA Basketball 09 from EA Sports. Featuring the all new new Game Tempo Control and revolutionary pick and roll controls, this game is sure to change sports video games as we know them!
BD: That sounds amazing! Any man that doesn't purchase this game must be inadequate in bed and would never get a woman like me!

Gorgonzola said...
Nov 17, 2008, 6:26:00 PM  

DP: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

BD: Excuse me?

DP: The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

BD: Dan, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Tony said...
Nov 17, 2008, 6:43:00 PM  

Dan: "Wait for it.. wait for it... See! I told you they smelled like cherries!"

Fairplay said...
Nov 17, 2008, 6:45:00 PM  

Dan: C'mon Brooklyn, they're not even all that funny. Most of these AA caption contest winners are just recycled Saved by the Bell quotes anyway.

Lammy742 said...
Nov 17, 2008, 6:48:00 PM  

Dan: This 2009 SI Magic Eye calendar is fantastic. You are... simply en fuego... as Ms. March

Brook: That's the Women's calendar... but Brady Quinn is a hottie.

jaggedx said...
Nov 17, 2008, 6:54:00 PM  

"Brooklyn, you weren't supposed to see that on my laptop. Olbermann and I are JUST FRIENDS! I SWEAR!! Look away!"

Tortfeasor said...
Nov 17, 2008, 6:58:00 PM  

Dan:You know the cleveland steamer? Maybe later we can invent the Brooklyn Decker?

Anonymous said...
Nov 17, 2008, 7:00:00 PM  

Caller: "Dan, have you thought about putting her bikini top on your head?"

Dan: "Dammit Screener! I told you never let Marv Albert on my show again!"

Steven said...
Nov 17, 2008, 7:14:00 PM  

Patrick: WHOA I swear those pictures of you are on there for artistic reasons only...I'm a huge photography buff...

Zoltan said...
Nov 17, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

Yes, yes, Brooklyn, you're very attractive, but look at this- FJM hung it up! This is news!

Chubs said...
Nov 17, 2008, 7:45:00 PM  

no seriously, she just pee'd in a glass. Im not making this up. When Olbermann gets here, well, i hope hes not thirsty, cuz im gonna tell him its coors light.

Pickitup said...
Nov 17, 2008, 8:24:00 PM  

Dan--"Oops. I forgot I left Chris Cooley's blog up. You didn't see annnnnything."

RockchalkJayhawk said...
Nov 17, 2008, 8:25:00 PM  

Just moments later, Dan would show Brooklyn a 7 1/2 incher that you can't find at Cousins Subs.

Winks said...
Nov 17, 2008, 8:52:00 PM  

Dan: No! Really! I was an all state basketball player! I could've gone to the NBA but I hurt my coccyx. Stop Laughing... Hah... I said Coccyx...

Jeff Collier said...
Nov 17, 2008, 9:41:00 PM  

I think we should award the EA NCAA 2009 Basketball to lammy742 for the comments alone!

JamesCraven said...
Nov 17, 2008, 9:46:00 PM  

DP: "You're how old? ... Damn, I've been dying my hair for longer than that."

Anonymous said...
Nov 17, 2008, 9:51:00 PM  

(she's so hot, yet I can't take my eyes off of Patrick's giant urine sample)

Anonymous said...
Nov 17, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

"No sleep til Brooklyn"

Testing Quickly said...
Nov 17, 2008, 10:07:00 PM  

So Brooklyn, wanna see why they called it "The Big Show"?

Matt Barnes said...
Nov 17, 2008, 10:35:00 PM  

Hold on to that mic Brooklyn, watch the master at work

InterPlace55 said...
Nov 17, 2008, 10:39:00 PM  

I signed up for a blogger account and thats my caption.k

InterPlace55 said...
Nov 17, 2008, 10:42:00 PM  

Brooklyn Decker: Why is this guy showing me the "2 Girls 1 Cup" video?

Dan Patrick: Don't look away this is my favorite part!

victorv said...
Nov 17, 2008, 11:03:00 PM  

DP: "I'm telling you, just like Kenny said in that other movie I was in, as I am so very famous, they need to do away with the 5th set in tennis and just have a two-man sack race that will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned."
BD: "Um, if that is what you call a sack race, I am sure Andy will not want you watching?"
DP: "How did that get on my computer again?"

Happy and Upset said...
Nov 18, 2008, 12:15:00 AM  

After accidentally opening up the folder containing his porn collection, Dan Patrick desperately tries to cover a Photoshopped picture of himself with Decker.

N--k G-----n said...
Nov 18, 2008, 12:28:00 AM  

Patrick: Remember that time we danced at the sock hop?
Decker: Yeah.
Patrick: I just wanted you to know I had the hugest boner and I was just wondering if maybe you and I could get together and... work it out.
[Decker walks away disgusted]

Anonymous said...
Nov 18, 2008, 12:35:00 AM  

Hook a few electrodes up to Keith Olbermann, grab some cards with a couple of wavy lines, and you've got yourself the beginning of Ghostbusters here.

Anonymous said...
Nov 18, 2008, 1:12:00 AM  

Dan Patrick:
"Brooklyn Decker? I hardly even know her!"

swany11 said...
Nov 18, 2008, 5:19:00 AM  

Geez, and I thought that Olbermann was a bitch.

Adam said...
Nov 18, 2008, 8:30:00 AM  

Decker asks what Dan is looking at on the computer when he responds with: DP - Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be Florida if weather were any less hooter than it is - HOTTER than it is. Whew. It is warm out here, isn't it?

BD - Well I think its a bit cool if you ask me.

DP - Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

Blackhawk said...
Nov 18, 2008, 10:08:00 AM  

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