Your Pammy Winners And New Standings After Week Eleven

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Thanks to everyone who took the time to vote for the nominees from this past weekend. Pammy's at it again and looks to have just about locked up her first Pammy title ever. You never know though, with a big week Lou or Gary could catch her at the end.

Here are your winners and your new standings....

10. "When he's that strong, it's just, take your medicine right there.. How do you want it? On the ground or in the air?" - Andre Ware on Terrelle Pryor

9. "That's the way you draw up a botched play." -Barry Tompkins

8. "Here comes the wild-tiger." - Verne Lundquist on LSU lining up in the wildcat formation

7. "A lot of parity across the board, although Penn State is head and shoulders better than everyone else" - Ray Bentley

6. "And Cunningham with the catch." - Wayne Larrivee
"I can hear Arthur Fonzarelli calling him out back on the good ol' days." - Charles Davis forgetting that the name of the show was "Happy Days"

5. "Minor sticks it up in there." - Pam Ward

4. "This would be a major major, small victory for Northwestern." - Andre Ware

3. "You know, I think this is a sign of the Big 10 being better than everyone thinks it is, when Wisconsin, a top 10 team before the season started, being at the bottom of the conference." - Dave Pasch

2. "This is easy. They go to Hester here." - Danielson
"They would, but Hester is out west these days." - Lundquist
"Well, last year, they would have." - Danielson, on LSU's 4th and 1 try

1. "That was the last four drives, Minnesota had five straight five-and-outs." - Pam Ward

Standings After Week Seven: 1. Pam Ward (76), 2. Lou Holtz (63), 3. Gary Danielson (52), 4. Mike Patrick (35), 5. Petros Papadakis (24), 6. Charles Davis (23), 6. Andre Ware (23), 8. Mark Jones (21), 8. Brad Nessler (21), 10. Bob Davie (20), 10. Ray Bentley (20) 12. Brent Musburger (18), 13. Bob Griese (15), 13. David Norrie (15), 15. Kirk Herbstreit (14), 15. Paul Maguire (14), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 21. Tom Hammond (9), 21. Rob Stone (9), 23. Pat Haden (8), 23. Brock Huard (8), 25. Joe Tessitore (7), 25. Alex Flanagan (7), 25. Steve Physioc (7)

Others Receiving Votes:
Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (4), Craig Bolerjack (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)

Your Week Eleven Pammy Nominees (Awful Announcing)
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Posted by Awful Announcing- at 3:31 PM


Don't forget, Pam had a bye week where she was off doing a WNBA game or something, otherwise she might have the title locked up already.

Gregg said...
Nov 11, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

I can't believe I'm defending Gary Danielson, but I was watching that game and he was OBVIOUSLY joking...

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 4:23:00 PM  

THEY GO TO HESTER HERE!? How do you make that error? Ugh.

Nov 11, 2008, 5:14:00 PM  

I would tend to believe that Danielson was joking too. And what, no Nessler? Not even in the top 10? I guess I really can't argue though against Pammy getting it again. Apparently she needs to re-take 1st grade math.

JFein said...
Nov 11, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Danielson was definitely joking.

And why did anyone vote for the Wild-Tiger comment? Everyone in college and the NFL is using that formation, and every time the announcers morph it to fit the team's mascot. It might be annoying, but it's not a mistake.

RR said...
Nov 11, 2008, 5:24:00 PM  

I agree rr. The idea of the Pammy's is good, but some of these quotes are out of context.

Anonymous said...
Nov 11, 2008, 10:22:00 PM  

I agree. A lot of these comments do not belong on here.

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 12:01:00 AM  

pasch should be number one. that's just borderline retarded.

michael said...
Nov 12, 2008, 12:18:00 AM  

I'm gonna get nailed for this, but oh well.

You guys hold Ward to a MUCH different standard then everyone else. Saying "five" instead of "four" gets almost half the votes this week?

I'd LOVE to see an alternate universe where someone else says all of Pam's comments and see if they rank remotely similarly. I suspect not.

Kevin Beane said...
Nov 12, 2008, 12:46:00 AM  

*than, not "then"

Kevin Beane said...
Nov 12, 2008, 12:48:00 AM  

you should post the video from the live sportscenter at 1am. Steve Levy was talking about the knicks and spurs and the graphics were wrong. The director spoke on air about graphics being wrong and Levy was saying "Don't ever mess up my spot

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 1:32:00 AM  


I agree completely with your point. Other guys say much more ridiculous things, but because it's Pam saying stupid things, she automatically has the "worst" quote.

Anonymous said...
Nov 12, 2008, 10:19:00 AM  

Dave Pasch kisses the BIG 10's butt so while I like his work for the Arizona Cardinals and with NBA coverage, I have to say screw him.

Brad James said...
Nov 12, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

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