Saturday, November 22, 2008
While S2N is out galavanting through the state of California today, I (your fearless leader) will be with you for the better part of the day to finally decide this thing once and for all! Pammy is the state of Indiana (IU-Purdue), Dr. Lou will be in the studio this afternoon and your former Champ Mr. Danielson will be in the Big Easy (Ole Miss-LSU). Here's your announcing schedule for Week 13, and....let's get it on! DING!
(FYI- I mentioned putting up the caption winners today, but I think I'm going to give you all one more day to get one in. Head one post down for a chance to win a copy of EA's NCAA College Basketball '09.)
"Behind that group will be 27 seniors will take the field at Ohio stadium for the very first time today. For the very LAST time today". - Brad Nessler on tOSU's seniors (Via John)
And don't forget about Brad Nessler! With comments like that, he's get an outside shot.
"It's a great day for a pneumonia."- Brad Nessler
Isn't every day?
Oh, AA, Ole Miss-LSU is in Baton Rouge, a/k/a Death Valley. (Via James Craven)
First, Death Valley is in Clemson. Second, I know that Baton Rouge isn't New Orleans, but isn't it only about an hour away? I'm calling shenanigans on you James!
"The kids were going out there to get their healthy breakfast, most of it in liquid form. As they got fortified for this cold Football game."- Pam Ward
Now that was actually kind of funny, Pam! Good one.
"The only thing above us is the Goodyear Blimp and that thing's a mile away."- Brad Nessler (Via InterPlace)
Or about 1,000 feet above your head. I'm not even sure if a blimp could survive at over 5,000 feet off the ground. It'd be sketchy up there, that's for sure.
"I believe Bob Griese is doing the red carpet special."- Brad Nessler on the American Music Awards
"Yeah....I'll be there."- Bob Griese as sarcastic as possible
"I'm not real good at Math, but that sounds like a backwards pass."- Ray Bentley
"So far, this game has been like 'Dancing with the Stars", 1,2,3, KICK!"- Brad Nessler (Via John)
"It wipes away the interception, but it doesn't wipe away the brain damage to Verica"- Doc Walker (Via Anon)
I love me some Doc quotes, but I don't think I have it in me to watch Clemson-UVA today. So thanks Anon!
"You're exactly right, Ray Lewis." - Todd Harris talking to Ray Bentley while thinking of the Ball State running back Miquale Lewis. (From JFein via SS)
"Butch Davis goes ou to shake Brady Hoke's hand."- Todd Harris on the coach for Central Michigan who is actually Butch Jones (From Joe via SS)
"We made a crack earlier that Ohio State probably had enough points to beat Michigan. Now the rout is almost certainly on."- Rece Davis
You think you're soooooooo funny, Rece!
"These guys are making me hot."- Paul McGuire (Via Tyler)
"Greg Orton came over and they slapped each other... on the palms." - Pam Ward
"OH, that's a Touchdown!"- Pam Ward, as the ball is in the air, only to have the pass fall incomplete (Via Abe)
Doc Walker- "I thought he should have been Caveman of the week"
Steve Martin- "I don't think the ACC has that award"
Doc Walker- "I'll have to talk to them then"
"You wanna slide that ball all they way in there."- Ray Bentley
"The first turnover of the day for West Virginia, and they'll have the ball in good field position."- Andre Ware, as WVU gets the ball at about their own 15 yard line (Via Anon)
"Alright, You've got Brian Robiskie here against Trent Morgan. Or Morgan Trent, excuse me." - Bob Griese (Via Anon)
"Kinda tells you about Michigan's season. The little truck that couldn't do it and finally they get in." - Bob Griese (Via SS)
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz
Hahahaha....good lord that's morbid!
"If it's windy, it'll effect the throwing of the Football."- Dr. Lou
"If you take away Beanie Wells' touchdown run and Terelle Pryor's touchdown pass, Ohio State has nothing."- Brad Nessler (Via Andrew)
"He is in midseason form!"- Ray Bentley on Purdue's Curtis Painter
I would hope so, considering this is the Boilermakers' last game of the season.
"You guys aren't having a domestic are you?"- Paul Maguire to Brad and Bob
"Oh, go have another cookie, Paul."- Brad Nessler
"Painter has another TD"- Pam Ward as once again the pass falls incomplete
Seriously, how many times is she going to do this? (Via Abe)
"Tom Bergeron I'm taking your job. You can call a game next week while I do Dancing With the Stars." - Brad Nessler (Via SS)
"It was fun down here, you could see everything and you could hear them whacking." - Paul McGuire (Via SS)
Time to move onto the afternoon games and one Michael Patrick....
"A chance of snow- Mike Patrick, when its already snowing."- Mike Patrick (Via Anon)
"Hoyer has been bedeviled by wide receivers dropping balls on him this year."- Mike Patrick
"If the ball hits the ground, by rule, it's incomplete." - Mike Patrick (Via JFein)
"I love Coldplay."- Mike Patrick
That might be a winner right there.
"Nothing to see but rolling hills of wheat and friendly people with beards"- Petros Papadakis talking about Pullman, WA (Via BSPN)
"We have a penalty for excessive celebartion...I mean a horsecollar."- Barry Tompkins (Via James Craven)
"Is Ratt nominated for an award?"- Chris Speilman on the AMAs
"If a beagle could win the Westminster upset.....I don't know if this would be that big but this would be big." - Pat Haden (JFein)
"Lots of players holding hands, you and I are holding hands up here." - Barry Tompkins to Petros Papadakis (Via SS)
Okay I'm out for the night. Keep a watchful eye on the place SS, JFein, JC and all. If swearing guy comes back, tell him I love him!
"Texas Tech first in the Big South, er, the Big 12 South."- Mike Patrick
"You gotta have rules, you can't be like Bud Selig and change the rules in the middle of the game." - Mike Patrick
"The receiver just can't seem to get any balls that are tasty enough to bite at"- Petros Papadakis (Via LSUTigerFan)
"No mad scientist can work without a jolt of caffeine." - Brent Musberger
"Sam Bradford puts points on the board like a pinball wizard." - Brent Musberger
"He yanked it, pulled it from the get-go." - Kelly Stouffer on a missed PAT
"That's not a terrorist. It's Florida State kicker Graham Gano."- Ron Franklin, commenting on Gano's ski mask in the Maryland cold (Via Anon)
"Keep your head down and stroke it well young guy"- Kelly Stouffer to the Oregon State kicker before the game winning field goal (Via Bill)
"Unofficially, we have him for three and a half sacks on his own."- Ron Franklin (Via Anon)
"Beyonse."- Brent Musburger
"I know who Kenny Chesney is. The least you could know is who Beyonce is."- Lisa Salters
"He's not getting enough tasty balls that he can take a bite at."- Petros Papdakis (Via CougarPalooza)