Mercury Morris Is Back, But He Seems Rather Subdued This Year

Monday, November 17, 2008

Mercury Morris was back on First Take this morning with his yearly "They Aren't In Our Neighborhood" Speech again, but this time there was something different. He was obviously on to talk about the 10-0 Titans, and not only did he not make it all about himself or the Dolphins but....wait, is this a humble and almost supportive, Mercury Morris?! I think it is!!!

Maybe Mercury just hated the Patriots as much as we do (joke people), or they rubbed him the wrong way, but Titans speech just threw me for a loop. I mean, he even said "Go Titans!" there at the end. Unbelievable. Next you're going to tell me that the NFL is fixing games....oh.

The apocalypse is really upon us.

Mercury Morris Raps His Feelings About The Patriots (Awful Announcing)


Mercury Morris' remaining brain cells are fighting to stay in touch with one another through the sea of cocaine between his ears.

He said something absurd... again. Nothing to see here.

Heef said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  
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Nov 17, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

I'm thinking he's calmer because he was the one non-Patriot that was able to cash in from their historic almost-perfect season. Between Rogan (or was it Hair Club for Men?) and the Rebox commercial, I'm sure he did pretty well. Let's hope this is the last we see of him this year (although we all know this is just the first of many interviews if Tenn. continue winning).

walnuts said...
Nov 17, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Whoa! An AA post with video of Dana Jacobson that doesn't reference her ill-fated Mike & Mike roast and make some ridiculous accusation about her. Yes, the apocalypse is really upon us.

AA Hates ESPN said...
Nov 17, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

I'll actually give Ms. Jacobsen a compliment: Dana Jacobsen is more attractive than this lady.

Nov 17, 2008, 3:16:00 PM  

That's all that I needed to hear...I'm definitely rooting against the Titans now.

GMoney said...
Nov 17, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

I took his "Go Titans" to mean: "Please make a run at 19-0 Titans so that I can be asked on TV show after TV show to talk about you making a run at 19-0".

Anonymous said...
Nov 17, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

The preview frame is a great.

nice face dana

JFreak said...
Nov 17, 2008, 5:52:00 PM  


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